[D.i.Y.] - Chi/Biotricity; Wand! ... For Healers (&) Noobs

[Kami]

1.) Go and find some scissors.
2.) Go and find a "3" foot *in length* coaxial cable that no one uses.
3.) Go and find a pen that nobody uses.
4.) Go and find "2" powerful neodymium magnets and make sure that they are *circular n' flat on both sides - as well as "half an inch thick"* ... AND the same size as the *circular width* of your pen.
5.) Go and find a pencil and remove the silver tube with the pink eraser still in it using your thumb and index finger, n' be careful not to dent it, and then remove the eraser after successfully removing the silver tube from the pencil.
6.) Go and find an iron marble (or) any type of material that conducts electricity that is in the shape of a sphere; and make sure that this spherical electricity conductor - is the same *circular width* as your pen.

Take yer skihzers and remove the "stuff" from all around the thick wire of copper from your coaxial cable.

Once you have 3 feet of bare copper wire,
Grab your pen and then wrap the copper wire around it; cut off any extra *left over* wire.

Once done coiling,
Remove the pen from your coiled copper wire wand.

Next,
Grab both magnets: [1]&[2]…
And face magnet-1's negative side towards the positive side of magnet-2.

Be sure that magnets; [1]&[2] have a *tension distance* longer than the length of a silver tube that you see on a (#2P).

Almost lastly...
Place the silver tube that you extracted from your pencil in between: magnets [1]&[2],
And then inject that into the bottom of your wand.

Now lastly…
Place your (spherical electricity conductor/iron marble) - inside the top of your coiled copper wand.

And you are now done with this tutorial!

With thy chi/biotricity wand ... ye mayeth;
Enjoyeth'th shocking people'th by:
A.) Charging yourself with electricity via *socks + carpet*.
B.) Charging yourself with a coiled plastic slide while wearing a wooly sweatshirt on a hot day.
Or...
C.) "Surging" - Like the healer: 'John Chang'.

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