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Nahemah
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Inner Peace...

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I'm passing this on because it worked for me today...

Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during the hectic Holiday season.

So I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished... I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Absence, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. ...Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum...

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hmmm...i think,you got that wrong... [happy] haha..
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You didn't have to do that all by yourself you know, being such a nice guy and all, I'd be more than happy to help out with the wine and valium. You know, just easing the burden out of the kindness of my heart and all...
"The path of the Sage is called
'The Path of Illumination'
he who gives himself to this path
is like a block of wood
that gives itself to the chisel-
cut by cut it is honed to perfection"

- DDJ, Verse 27

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Nahemah wrote:I'm passing this on because it worked for me today...

Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during the hectic Holiday season.

So I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished... I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Absence, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. ...Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum...
Dr. Oz always gets people into trouble. ;-) Nice one, Nehemah!
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