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BALLS

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And...

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a boat load of people in Ottawa and Queen's Park playing marbles. (Canadian Government)

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hahaha! What about squash? That's the smallest ball out of all of them!
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Daud wrote:hahaha! What about squash? That's the smallest ball out of all of them!

Guess it is too late when balls are squashed. [grin]. Good catch!
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Don't forget about ping-pong! Not sure what class of people plays ping-pong though. Kind of mixed.

Then again, in regards to ball size, Ping Pong is asian... (kidding)
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Daud wrote:Don't forget about ping-pong! Not sure what class of people plays ping-pong though. Kind of mixed.

Then again, in regards to ball size, Ping Pong is asian... (kidding)
Ha, ping pong would be the same size as a golf ball. [cool]
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and between the two my life moves.”
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I knew a guy played ping pong...he fits well into this genre of thought.

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