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HALL OF FLAME:help, left my necromancy circle due to nemesis

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so lets get something streight right now: i am not gone or disappeared or anything else some people have been saying BEHIND MY BACK. did you think i wouldnt know? did you think you could keep secrets and whispers and rumors from me as if i cant detect when minds are focused on my being, even many many miles away? well lets not forget who the necromancer here is. some of you are maybe thinking "well i didnt know that some psychic detection abilities were part of necromancer powers", well next time just assume it. if you are wondering if i have a certain special power or not then for youre own safety just assume i do because probably i do.

now that we have that out of the way i guess ill explain where ive been. shit has gotten crazy.

basically, i left my necromancer society. some of you helped me pass the test to get into it and i really appreciate that but i just couldnt stay. well i have a new nemesis who's name is Dave Howell and he has diabetes and a ponytail. well he has proven more powerful than i originally thought. when he was stepping on my toes and stealing my spotlight as the new up and comer i figured "okay well no big deal ill just destroy him." so i go up to the attic, i draw a power sigil with limestone chalk and i start laying down my most serious DESTRUCTION CURSE. i was invoking demonic shit left and right and i could feel the dark power in my vains again and i knew all this dark power was gonna be acting on Dave Howell and he would get in a car accident or be struck by lightning or fall down some stairs or SOMETHING. so i went to sleep that night feeling pretty good because i was p. sure i had just ruined my greatest foe. but then the next day i go to my necromancer society meeting and hes there and hes just fine. so i guess i underestimated him. the only way he could survive against that level of destruction curses would be to set up some very powerful magical defenses in his home so i guess he knew some dark forces would be acting against him and researched good magical defense techniques on google.

so that day at the necromancer society meeting Vincent Von Androalphus says hes gonna make a big announcement. im thinking YES, this is the moment my curse works, Vincent Von Androalphus is totally going to kick him out of the necromancer circle. but no, instead he says he has decided that Dave Howell will be the heir to his powers. well that was the last fucking straw because that dude had came in and ruined everything i had worked for years for in just like a month. my first thought was maybe Dave Howell had enchanted him but thats impossible because Vincent Von Androalphus is way too powerful for that. so thats when i knew that the way of the DARK CIRCLE OF GEORGIA was being lost. they forgot who they are. so i said "fuck yall then because your choosing a temporary fad over the true DARK SPARK" and this other necromancer there said "dude shut up and quit being a baby" and i said "youll regret that insignificant worm" and hit him right in mouth with my black painted oak wood walking stick. he fell on the ground and start holding his mouth (his lip was bleeding kind of bad) and making a big scene so i pointed the tip of my walking stick at Dave Howell so he knew he'll be next and then swooshed my cape and walked right the hell out of the library where we were meeting.

i havent gone back for the last three meetings. i will be honest with you guys it has been pretty depressing. i know that i have to become more powerful than all of them and show them what they have lost. maybe i will start my own magic circle. but this month i have just not cared that much. Vincent Von Androalphus was p. much the only guy i really respected so i feel like i lost my family or something. i thought id spend august in training and meditation but really i mostly just ate mexican food and went to nudie bars alot to make myself feel better. i hate sounding like an emo asshole so ill stop now but yeah thats what happened this month. now i need to find a new necromancy circle but there arent many in georgia, so does anyone have any advice for me?

honestly im just really angry and i need a cooler head to tell me what i should do.

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Hmm, I presume this necromancer circle you were a part of didn't prohibit entry based on ones ability to properly communicate? Furthermore, a diabetes and a destruction curse did they teach you this on Barney and Friends? I mean really does this sort of thing actually go on in occult circles... [rolleyes]
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Uman wrote:Hmm, I presume this necromancer circle you were a part of didn't prohibit entry based on ones ability to properly communicate? Furthermore, a diabetes and a destruction curse did they teach you this on Barney and Friends? I mean really does this sort of thing actually go on in occult circles... [rolleyes]
entry was based on merit especially magickal abilities and tests. also to a less degree battle skills.

as for Barney i dont remember any episodes about destruction curses or diabetes but if there was one please send me a link to it because i bet they didnt get any of the technical stuff right at all

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Adramalech wrote:
Uman wrote:Hmm, I presume this necromancer circle you were a part of didn't prohibit entry based on ones ability to properly communicate? Furthermore, a diabetes and a destruction curse did they teach you this on Barney and Friends? I mean really does this sort of thing actually go on in occult circles... [rolleyes]
entry was based on merit especially magickal abilities and tests. also to a less degree battle skills.

as for Barney i dont remember any episodes about destruction curses or diabetes but if there was one please send me a link to it because i bet they didnt get any of the technical stuff right at all
At least you have a sense of humor. :)
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i really can't tell if this kid is serious.

edit: either you are joking or your life is hilarious enough for you to be my soulmate.
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About my only advice would be to work on the Jealousy issues. Jealousy (especially when it's to the point where you become physically/magickally violent) is one of those forces that is liable to destroy you. It is also something that will make you weak and impede your progress. If you truly want to become powerful one day, you never will with these kinds of jealousy issues. It will weaken you, make you more vulnerable, and draw your focus away from your goals. Just think of all the energy and time you spent going after this guy and hitting the other. It was spent trying to hurt someone for being better than you at something (or maybe even just drawing attention away from you) when it could have been better used improving your own abilities. You can't be the best if your only way of making sure that you are the best is by destroying everyone who has outdone you in some way. It's like in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. The Queen wanted to be "the fairest in all the land" and when she found out that she wasn't anymore, she just decided that she would kill the person who was fairer then she. Even if she had succeeded in killing Snow White, in never ever would have changed that fact that there was someone more fair. That would always be true. Focus on you if you want to be the best. Focusing on others is just a distraction.

And, just to put this out there, I get jealous, too. I can get to the point that I feel a hatred for someone, because I'm so jealous... but I realize that the problem is mine, not theirs, so I keep myself in check. I'm not a perfect person. I still do focus on how I feel sometimes, but I don't take it out on them.

Also, the kind of jealousy issue that you illustrated, I think generally stems from low-self esteem, so that might be another area you might want to work on/think about.

Hope my post didn't come off as being nasty, I wasn't trying to make it that way.



...Another thing I thought of, though it hasn't got anything to do with jealousy, was in that Conan movie they made a few years ago (where Conan had black hair),...in the beginning it shows that Conan was a great warrior even as a boy, but his father wouldn't give him his special sword that he made for him until he had earned it. Why? Because Conan was cocky and he knew that would be the death of him on the battlefield. He wanted to make sure he had his head about him before he allowed him to fight (officially).
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i see what your saying, but also i am ALREADY the best so the way im thinking is not like im destroying him from anger or for revenge but to PROVE that im the best. still im going to give some thought to what you said and sleep on it, i appreciate yalls input, its good to talk with people who understand.

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Adramalech wrote:i see what your saying, but also i am ALREADY the best so the way im thinking is not like im destroying him from anger or for revenge but to PROVE that im the best. still im going to give some thought to what you said and sleep on it, i appreciate yalls input, its good to talk with people who understand.
No problem [happyface]

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Adramalech wrote:i see what your saying, but also i am ALREADY the best so the way im thinking is not like im destroying him from anger or for revenge but to PROVE that im the best. still im going to give some thought to what you said and sleep on it, i appreciate yalls input, its good to talk with people who understand.
Aww, of course. You'll always be our hero after sharing the Dio summoning with us. Revenge sounds like a valid reason though, so does anger. [eg]

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So did Barney and friends clear up the miscommunication?

[rolleyes]
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xaarea wrote:Aww, of course. You'll always be our hero after sharing the Dio summoning with us...
Duuude!
There's your answer, right there!

Why not simply just ask little Ronnie James Zombio for some help with this? Perhaps RJD can envelope whatshisname Thurston(?) Howell's subconscious mind in a dark phantsmous cloud of eldritch horror of such ichorous depth and darkly ebullient malevolence that his mind is pulled by hellish slime-laden tentacles of madness ever downward into a deep cavernous pit of psychotic torment so evil that none have dared face it since the dread days of Char Gar Gothakon, the Beast With No Name...
--although maybe this time offer him something that doesn't cause cancer?

Wow... A ponytail and Diabetes?
Sounds like one evil mutherfucker. [eek]

...I bet he has a nice dice bag, though.

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I think you should leave Ronnie alone.He will burn your house down if you try to summon him again. [greensmile] [shock2] [crazy]



If you must summon anyone RJD related,why not try for Denzel? [twisted]

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You guys are fucking killing me, seriously.

Curious as to the five or six (six?) other forums this post ended up on, I have had a great half hour reading around and thinking about, well, I wonder if I were that dramatic (cape swooshing! la!) and aggressive (MY walking stick could fuck you RIGHT up) with a generally poor attitude towards the English language, I would be...

... A character in a really bad fanfiction.

Come on, who knows what i'm talking about? You guys play on FORUMS. You MUST have come across this stuff at some point. Fifty shades of fanfiction, anyone?

So, now, my theory is as follows. Please, critique is wholly invited.

Adramalech is a character from a fanfiction about wizards and evil and drama and shit and has BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL AND ESCAPED. Adrammy could be the first to do this, or maybe there have been a slew of such occurrences over the years and the escapees have posted on forums I haven't been a member of and thus i've missed them. Dave Howell is a poor mortal man with diabetes and pony tail who was unfortunate enough to get in the way of our resident Fictional Character - luckily he has great google-fu (go Dave!) and has defended himself thus far.

It's probably only a matter of time though, the OP seems really pissed. He already has diabetes and a pony tail, and, well, you know. Vincent Von Androalphus may or may not also be in danger but either way i'm pretty sure he's bumming Dave (it's FANFICTION there WILL be gay sex somewhere).

I'm not entirely convinced but Uman has suggested the involvement of Barney - if anybody has any information on this they might want to look Dave up. Or Vincent. Maybe let Vincent know what the fuck he is unleashing on innocent occult forums around the world.

So look, Adramalech. Please. Take your crusade and cape flapping back to inside the fanfiction from whence you escaped; else, if Dave actually is a real bastard you could just try forwarding his mobile phone number on to a bunch of spam agencies and unleashing annoying call centres at him. Walking stick bruises go away. Spam can go on FOREVER. Also please consider going on a mythical quest to find an object of great power, having some phenomenal gay sex (or heterosexual, you don't have to tell us, we don't judge) and making several loyal friends along the way, going to great lengths and sacrificing everything only to find that you no longer care about your original goal and are now a Better Person.

All my love, seriously. So. Seriously.

(Nahemah: You may spank me in private later.)
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I like the fan fic idea.

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I was board at work and came across this thread.
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Further it is a shame that he missuses the name of Adramelech for such a purpose [bummed]
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You might like this other thread of his too.

http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewto ... =6&t=34127

I think Pandora may have nailed it,but Adramelech may also really be an angsty teen with a few issues.

I'm not sure really but I lean towards an amusing and quite cleverly executed troll,personally.
"fuck yall then because your choosing a temporary fad over the true DARK SPARK"
Adramelech/Dark spark/Dio and the fire...it's just so well drawn together that I still lol each time I read it all.

Maybe I'm dishing or wishing too much credit there,but it's my preferred explanation over all,so I'm keeping it. [crazy] [greensmile]

There's a highly active imagination and active sense of the dramatic going on for sure,either way,lol.
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I'm confused, what's going on here? :|
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Q: What is going on with this thread?
A: Occult pornography

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Sexy chicks in ritual gear?

Or sexy chicks not in ritual gear, as the case may be?
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This is the funniest post I've ever read in my life I do hope there's more to come, I want to read his autobiography. The in-depth reply posts about the fanfiction couldn't be more perfect.

I have imagined the o.p. being compared to the actor: Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who plays "auggie" in the movie Role Models whipping a cape around.
Pony tail and diabetes LULZ!
He is indeed a force to be reckoned with!!

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Yep.

WE CALLED IT. [greensmile]
Nahemah » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:52 pm

I think you should leave Ronnie alone.He will burn your house down if you try to summon him again. [greensmile] [shock2] [crazy]

If you must summon anyone RJD related,why not try for Denzel? [twisted]
What you can't see is the string of pms I got asking if it was ok to troll back, lol. [geek2]

Pandora, did indeed 'nail it'...but I am a generous soul, bit of a hippy, really...
by Nahemah » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:49 pm

You might like this other thread of his too.

http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewto ... =6&t=34127

I think Pandora may have nailed it,but Adramelech may also really be an angsty teen with a few issues.

I'm not sure really but I lean towards an amusing and quite cleverly executed troll,personally.

"fuck yall then because your choosing a temporary fad over the true DARK SPARK"


Adramelech/Dark spark/Dio and the fire...it's just so well drawn together that I still lol each time I read it all.

Maybe I'm dishing or wishing too much credit there,but it's my preferred explanation over all,so I'm keeping it. [crazy] [greensmile]

There's a highly active imagination and active sense of the dramatic going on for sure,either way,lol.
I can't find 'The Dark Spark' so don't know if we have it at all, but I'm looking for the 'summoning fails' atm...back soonish.

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Awws...

It looks like he combined the summoning fails and this thread into one for here.
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I even arted for him...

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Actual effort was expended and ev'rything... [greensmile]
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