I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.
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I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.
I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.
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Original post: deviadah
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;290373]I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.[/QUOTE]
And not had a job too... are you a monk? :p
I confess that I have no regrets!
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;290373]I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.
[/QUOTE]And not had a job too... are you a monk? :p
I confess that I have no regrets!
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Original post: Emperor Time
I wish but alas I am not a monk.
I wish but alas I am not a monk.
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Original post: sami999x
Here's a confession. And I'm not drunk. Okay. You guys will laugh.
I can't die.
No Seriously. I can't. It's imposible.
Just joking... maybe.......
Here's a confession. And I'm not drunk. Okay. You guys will laugh.
I can't die.
No Seriously. I can't. It's imposible.
Just joking... maybe.......
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Original post: Kath_
that's probably a theory you wouldn't want to test
that's probably a theory you wouldn't want to test
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Original post: Dreamshards8
[QUOTE=sami999x;290565]Here's a confession. And I'm not drunk. Okay. You guys will laugh.
I can't die.
No Seriously. I can't. It's imposible.
Just joking... maybe.......[/QUOTE]
No
Prove it.
[QUOTE=sami999x;290565]Here's a confession. And I'm not drunk. Okay. You guys will laugh.
I can't die.
No Seriously. I can't. It's imposible.
Just joking... maybe.......[/QUOTE]
No
Prove it.
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Original post: hitman777
You either? Damn.
Well, then I have a confession to make too.
There can be only one!
sami999x;290565 wrote:Here's a confession. And I'm not drunk. Okay. You guys will laugh.
I can't die.
No Seriously. I can't. It's imposible.
Just joking... maybe.......
You either? Damn.
Well, then I have a confession to make too.
There can be only one!
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Original post: sami999x
As soon as I die, my memories get transferred into another body. I've done it many times. And I know what alchemy techniques is used.
But it's fun deluding people with the idea that I'm dead. Premature babies like it. It's fun. Other people in the physical world told me they know that I've had fun with this a couple of times. Both me and my soulmate have done this many times. And in the end, I'm the winner as always. Except now I'm consciously aware of my powers.
Body doesn't matter to me.
As soon as I die, my memories get transferred into another body. I've done it many times. And I know what alchemy techniques is used.
But it's fun deluding people with the idea that I'm dead. Premature babies like it. It's fun. Other people in the physical world told me they know that I've had fun with this a couple of times. Both me and my soulmate have done this many times. And in the end, I'm the winner as always. Except now I'm consciously aware of my powers.
Body doesn't matter to me.
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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
I think the gloating thread is down the hall.
I confess I am doing nothing with my life.
But it's fun deluding people with the idea that I'm dead. Premature babies like it. It's fun. Other people in the physical world told me they know that I've had fun with this a couple of times. Both me and my soulmate have done this many times. And in the end, I'm the winner as always. Except now I'm consciously aware of my powers.
I think the gloating thread is down the hall.
I confess I am doing nothing with my life.
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Original post: LikwidFace
I confess that I have crossed from zero faith in humanity into negative faith. Now I see why many opt for isolation.
I confess I had a crush on a cute 20 year old girl until she hooked up with some guy at work more than twice her age.
I confess that I have eaten fast food in the past 24 hours, and am paying dearly for it. only 200 more sit-ups and I should be ok..
So something-or-other help us all.
I confess that I have crossed from zero faith in humanity into negative faith. Now I see why many opt for isolation.
I confess I had a crush on a cute 20 year old girl until she hooked up with some guy at work more than twice her age.
I confess that I have eaten fast food in the past 24 hours, and am paying dearly for it. only 200 more sit-ups and I should be ok..
So something-or-other help us all.
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Original post: sami999x
[QUOTE=Darkwater;288395]
Ye4ah Sami,I confess that my shit is wet & smelly too,even in december.that was what you said?yeah?
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LOL!
I confess. Last few time I took a shit, bud, it was as smelly as you. :evil:
Believe me, shit should be flushed down. Always. And it shouldn't be looked down at that much.
Unless .... we were to come up with a refining process. Like in those Star Trek Ships.
:evil:
[QUOTE=Darkwater;288395]
Ye4ah Sami,I confess that my shit is wet & smelly too,even in december.that was what you said?yeah?
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LOL!
I confess. Last few time I took a shit, bud, it was as smelly as you. :evil:
Believe me, shit should be flushed down. Always. And it shouldn't be looked down at that much.
Unless .... we were to come up with a refining process. Like in those Star Trek Ships.
:evil:
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Original post: durki
In hindsight I am wondering how I could have stooped so low.
I was living in a hotel. I had run out of money and was in real soup. I told the fact to the manager. He told me he will let me live free without paying any rent if I agreed to be a passive partner in gay-sex with him. I readily said yes. For one week subsequently he enjoyed my butts.
In hindsight I am wondering how I could have stooped so low.
I was living in a hotel. I had run out of money and was in real soup. I told the fact to the manager. He told me he will let me live free without paying any rent if I agreed to be a passive partner in gay-sex with him. I readily said yes. For one week subsequently he enjoyed my butts.
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Original post: Lucian
How many butts do you have, durki?
Also, I was wondering how old you are? You seemed to have done a lot of things, been to a lot of places, etc.
How many butts do you have, durki?
Also, I was wondering how old you are? You seemed to have done a lot of things, been to a lot of places, etc.
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Original post: durki
[QUOTE=Lucian;290709]How many butts do you have, durki?
Also, I was wondering how old you are? You seemed to have done a lot of things, been to a lot of places, etc.[/QUOTE]
(1) You are welcome to view my public profile.
(2) I am willing to offer myself to you for investigations but do not forget that I am the naughtiest boy on earth.
[QUOTE=Lucian;290709]How many butts do you have, durki?
Also, I was wondering how old you are? You seemed to have done a lot of things, been to a lot of places, etc.[/QUOTE]
(1) You are welcome to view my public profile.
(2) I am willing to offer myself to you for investigations but do not forget that I am the naughtiest boy on earth.
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Original post: Lucian
1. Ooh - for some reason I thought you hadn't filled out your profile. Good. I hate it when people don't fill out their profile. You're pretty young. You must have gotten a really, really early start.
2. Cool beans.
durki wrote:(1) You are welcome to view my public profile.
(2) I am willing to offer myself to you for investigations but do not forget that I am the naughtiest boy on earth.
1. Ooh - for some reason I thought you hadn't filled out your profile. Good. I hate it when people don't fill out their profile. You're pretty young. You must have gotten a really, really early start.
2. Cool beans.
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Original post: Emperor Time
I confess that I can not have Asprin or their going to be problems for me.
I confess that I can not have Asprin or their going to be problems for me.
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Original post: sami999x
[QUOTE=durki;290696]In hindsight I am wondering how I could have stooped so low.
I was living in a hotel. I had run out of money and was in real soup. I told the fact to the manager. He told me he will let me live free without paying any rent if I agreed to be a passive partner in gay-sex with him. I readily said yes. For one week subsequently he enjoyed my butts.[/QUOTE]
Meh, I'd do the same if the manager were a hot redheaded woman. Because I was just born hetero. And I'm into redheads, have always been.....
Sexuality is just genetics... :evil:
Don't feel sorry, guy. Just go with the flow.
Just kidding. Yes. I know I'm a total jerk. Don't be hurt.
[QUOTE=durki;290696]In hindsight I am wondering how I could have stooped so low.
I was living in a hotel. I had run out of money and was in real soup. I told the fact to the manager. He told me he will let me live free without paying any rent if I agreed to be a passive partner in gay-sex with him. I readily said yes. For one week subsequently he enjoyed my butts.[/QUOTE]
Meh, I'd do the same if the manager were a hot redheaded woman. Because I was just born hetero. And I'm into redheads, have always been.....
Sexuality is just genetics... :evil:
Don't feel sorry, guy. Just go with the flow.
Just kidding. Yes. I know I'm a total jerk. Don't be hurt.
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Original post: durki
(1) I often invite ire of the husbands for coveting their wives.
(2) My gluttony is talk of the town.
(3) I seem to be the meanest guy on this beautiful planet earth. I will be ill at ease until a thing borrowed from me is not returned back soon.
(1) I often invite ire of the husbands for coveting their wives.
(2) My gluttony is talk of the town.
(3) I seem to be the meanest guy on this beautiful planet earth. I will be ill at ease until a thing borrowed from me is not returned back soon.
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Original post: sami999x
No. I'm the meanest.
No. I'm the meanest.
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Original post: durki
I am the most notorious bloke who ever walked or will walk on the earth under the canopy of sun in our Milky Way Galaxy. Consider the following two happenings :-
(1) My walking in the streets of a town and ladies reacting by closing doors of their houses and girls in their turn shutting down windows
(2) My going to kiosks for tea/coffe and boys manning them switching off music lest I get wild and indulge in paedophilic acts.
I am the most notorious bloke who ever walked or will walk on the earth under the canopy of sun in our Milky Way Galaxy. Consider the following two happenings :-
(1) My walking in the streets of a town and ladies reacting by closing doors of their houses and girls in their turn shutting down windows
(2) My going to kiosks for tea/coffe and boys manning them switching off music lest I get wild and indulge in paedophilic acts.
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Original post: Sushumma
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;290373]I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.[/QUOTE]
What you need to do is get a prostitute ASAP, to keep this detail from draining your energy.
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;290373]I confess that I have never kiss in my life or dated or anything when it comes to a love life.
[/QUOTE]What you need to do is get a prostitute ASAP, to keep this detail from draining your energy.
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Original post: sami999x
[QUOTE=durki;291518]I am the most notorious bloke who ever walked or will walk on the earth under the canopy of sun in our Milky Way Galaxy. .[/QUOTE]
I am the blodiest, meanest, and angriest person living or dead. I am a total "angry motherfucker".
I would abandon and forsake people who worship me, for showing disrespect to my human vessel and messing with the lady I sleep with. That's how careless & mean I am. And my memory doesn't have a "delete" function no matter how many times I live or die. That's how angry & vengeful I am. For me, it's always a win or win situation. Because I'm a total hothead and nobody likes me when I'm angry.
[QUOTE=durki;291518]I am the most notorious bloke who ever walked or will walk on the earth under the canopy of sun in our Milky Way Galaxy. .[/QUOTE]
I am the blodiest, meanest, and angriest person living or dead. I am a total "angry motherfucker".
I would abandon and forsake people who worship me, for showing disrespect to my human vessel and messing with the lady I sleep with. That's how careless & mean I am. And my memory doesn't have a "delete" function no matter how many times I live or die. That's how angry & vengeful I am. For me, it's always a win or win situation. Because I'm a total hothead and nobody likes me when I'm angry.
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Original post: Emperor Time
[QUOTE=Sushumma;291851]What you need to do is get a prostitute ASAP, to keep this detail from draining your energy.[/QUOTE]
I can not do that for a variety of reasons since it against my religion to be with a prostitute and am too shy to even try and am too poor to pay for one and the only place where it legal is over a 1000 miles away from where I live.
[QUOTE=Sushumma;291851]What you need to do is get a prostitute ASAP, to keep this detail from draining your energy.[/QUOTE]
I can not do that for a variety of reasons since it against my religion to be with a prostitute and am too shy to even try and am too poor to pay for one and the only place where it legal is over a 1000 miles away from where I live.
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Original post: hitman777
When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks. You just to listen to them babble for a few minutes, put on your attentive face, then tell them that you'd love to hear more, and ask them to follow you, take them to your car, somebody's room, whatever. When you get her alone, just start kissing her. If she's drunk enough, it should work fine. Then just bang her, and afterwards tell her she was lousy and you never want to talk to her again. Either that, or while you're getting dressed, just say "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."
Then leave without another word. If in your car, just finish, then say "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!"
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Emperor Time;291869 wrote:I can not do that for a variety of reasons since it against my religion to be with a prostitute and am too shy to even try and am too poor to pay for one and the only place where it legal is over a 1000 miles away from where I live.
When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks. You just to listen to them babble for a few minutes, put on your attentive face, then tell them that you'd love to hear more, and ask them to follow you, take them to your car, somebody's room, whatever. When you get her alone, just start kissing her. If she's drunk enough, it should work fine. Then just bang her, and afterwards tell her she was lousy and you never want to talk to her again. Either that, or while you're getting dressed, just say "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."
Then leave without another word. If in your car, just finish, then say "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!"
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Original post: Solerus Silver
what do you mean against your religion? in egypt we have whores simply littering the streets, if you know where to look, even in train the girls hit on the boys first! dammit!!!
actually you can just project and look for one on the astral.
other than that, you can work as a strip guy, i dont think it will be against religion, believe me.
what do you mean against your religion? in egypt we have whores simply littering the streets, if you know where to look, even in train the girls hit on the boys first! dammit!!!
actually you can just project and look for one on the astral.
other than that, you can work as a strip guy, i dont think it will be against religion, believe me.