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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
Agreed, stay on topic.
I confess I missed my dentist's appointment and the gym because I was hungover. So much for self improvement!
Agreed, stay on topic.
I confess I missed my dentist's appointment and the gym because I was hungover. So much for self improvement!
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Original post: Solerus Silver
very well then here come a confession,
i confess that i used to put cockroaches in the water jug before lunch and pick it out again before every one come to the table.
and also no i dont have STDs i swear! and yes virgins have a fucked up life until they stop gazing at girls and submit to little emperor, also yes i said women go to bars to get dicked, why on earth would they go there? to play golf?
also no i think just to avoid misconceptions when i was talking about why you wouldnt fuck a drunk guy i wasnt talking about the poster you were quoting,
it is wrong to take advantage of anyone in a state of not being able to consent, however when someone enters these places he or she should make his or her intentions clear not just jump people and scream rape,
very well then here come a confession,
i confess that i used to put cockroaches in the water jug before lunch and pick it out again before every one come to the table.
and also no i dont have STDs i swear! and yes virgins have a fucked up life until they stop gazing at girls and submit to little emperor, also yes i said women go to bars to get dicked, why on earth would they go there? to play golf?
also no i think just to avoid misconceptions when i was talking about why you wouldnt fuck a drunk guy i wasnt talking about the poster you were quoting,
it is wrong to take advantage of anyone in a state of not being able to consent, however when someone enters these places he or she should make his or her intentions clear not just jump people and scream rape,
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Original post: Emperor Time
Hmm let see, what have I not confess about yet, oh yeah that I have a pretty bad addiction to sci-fi films like Star Wars.
Hmm let see, what have I not confess about yet, oh yeah that I have a pretty bad addiction to sci-fi films like Star Wars.
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Original post: koolbear05
After a dare I video taped my friend putting lotion all over her boobies and her wolf dog licking it off. Sold it to some college dudes. . .
After a dare I video taped my friend putting lotion all over her boobies and her wolf dog licking it off. Sold it to some college dudes. . .

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Original post: Kath_
ohh, sci fi films... yeah me too... and horror too.
ohh, sci fi films... yeah me too... and horror too.
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Original post: Sushumma
One last time to the offtopic fray:
One last time to the offtopic fray:
You are a girl, it's a different matter altogether. No guy wants to preserve his virginity, period. It's just about the guy not having got lucky yet (shyness/whatever).koolbear05;294554 wrote:I havenâ??t met the right guy and Iâ??m not just sleeping with some random guy to de virginize myself because Iâ??m a loser in peopleâ??s eyes.
I don't believe tightness is related to whether you've slept around a little bit or not.Plus my husband will enjoy my tightness . . .
You can extrapolate quite a bit. For a reason the virginity was in "confession" department, as if there is something problematic about it. And there is, for a man. But Emp. Time will only know after having tried, and opinions of virgin are as relevant as opinions of a pre-pubescent child here.I donâ??t think itâ??s crippling his confidence. Thatâ??s your issues transposed on his. Its just his personality. And we donâ??t know his situation in life before JUDGING negatively.
What I want to be for my girlfriend is a guy who has slept around a bit, but decides to stick with her because she is special, and True Love is in play. Not some guy who sleeps with her exclusively because he doesn't know any better and was always too shy to try. It's all about genetics. Evolution/DNA abhors loserdom.They really want the cheating, caveman type guy that controls them etc. . .
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Original post: Emperor Time
I am not a pre-pubescent child and being shy does not equal being a loser either.
Also my confession is that I have a addiction in owning pet cats. 
I am not a pre-pubescent child and being shy does not equal being a loser either.


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Original post: koolbear05
[QUOTE=Sushumma;294700]One last time to the offtopic fray:
You are a girl, it's a different matter altogether. No guy wants to preserve his virginity, period. It's just about the guy not having got lucky yet (shyness/whatever).
I don't believe tightness is related to whether you've slept around a little bit or not.
Slept around a little bit. . .interesting. . .
The tightness thing was just a joke IMO. Youâ??re a real creep IMO I do know guys waiting till marriage. Wake Up! Not EVERY man is the same. Not ever one is a slave to sex. Get over stereotypes.
You can extrapolate quite a bit. For a reason the virginity was in "confession" department, as if there is something problematic about it. And there is, for a man. But Emp. Time will only know after having tried, and opinions of virgin are as relevant as opinions of a pre-pubescent child here.
What the Hell! thatâ??s assuming quite a bit. â??For a reason the virginity was in "confession" department, as if there is something problematic about it.â?Â
[QUOTE=Sushumma;294700]One last time to the offtopic fray:
You are a girl, it's a different matter altogether. No guy wants to preserve his virginity, period. It's just about the guy not having got lucky yet (shyness/whatever).
I don't believe tightness is related to whether you've slept around a little bit or not.
Slept around a little bit. . .interesting. . .
The tightness thing was just a joke IMO. Youâ??re a real creep IMO I do know guys waiting till marriage. Wake Up! Not EVERY man is the same. Not ever one is a slave to sex. Get over stereotypes.
You can extrapolate quite a bit. For a reason the virginity was in "confession" department, as if there is something problematic about it. And there is, for a man. But Emp. Time will only know after having tried, and opinions of virgin are as relevant as opinions of a pre-pubescent child here.
What the Hell! thatâ??s assuming quite a bit. â??For a reason the virginity was in "confession" department, as if there is something problematic about it.â?Â
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Original post: Solerus Silver
i do think it is rediculous that a girl would like every single male have to be a virging to take a bang at her snatch, was that too vulgar for you?
we are all ruled by the little emperor in our panties, no one is above him, PERIOD.
tell me of one man who would rather stay virgin than fucking a hot chick.
i confess i used to skip lessons to make chicks blow me in the Tram area, nobody ever knew why since i always look to innocent and shy to be linked with such things.
i do think it is rediculous that a girl would like every single male have to be a virging to take a bang at her snatch, was that too vulgar for you?
we are all ruled by the little emperor in our panties, no one is above him, PERIOD.
tell me of one man who would rather stay virgin than fucking a hot chick.
i confess i used to skip lessons to make chicks blow me in the Tram area, nobody ever knew why since i always look to innocent and shy to be linked with such things.
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Original post: koolbear05
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;294798]i do think it is rediculous that a girl would like every single male have to be a virging to take a bang at her snatch, was that too vulgar for you?
we are all ruled by the little emperor in our panties, no one is above him, PERIOD.
tell me of one man who would rather stay virgin than fucking a hot chick.
i confess i used to skip lessons to make chicks blow me in the Tram area, nobody ever knew why since i always look to innocent and shy to be linked with such things.[/QUOTE]
HA, Yeah right, you made them blow you. . . I bet everybody knew because u had all the old and young women in the whole city. JK :evil:
I've dated dudes who were far from being a virgin and a few who were trying really hard to wait till marriage. And they did have a chance to have sex with a hot chick and they denied her, I was there. Probaly because she was a nasty hoe but meh.
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;294798]i do think it is rediculous that a girl would like every single male have to be a virging to take a bang at her snatch, was that too vulgar for you?
we are all ruled by the little emperor in our panties, no one is above him, PERIOD.
tell me of one man who would rather stay virgin than fucking a hot chick.
i confess i used to skip lessons to make chicks blow me in the Tram area, nobody ever knew why since i always look to innocent and shy to be linked with such things.[/QUOTE]
HA, Yeah right, you made them blow you. . . I bet everybody knew because u had all the old and young women in the whole city. JK :evil:
I've dated dudes who were far from being a virgin and a few who were trying really hard to wait till marriage. And they did have a chance to have sex with a hot chick and they denied her, I was there. Probaly because she was a nasty hoe but meh.
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Original post: Solerus Silver
and so..you dated some guys? weird i thought virgins would wait without dating someone to stay chaste and not to upset the all-maker.
no i dont make women blow me, really i am a very shy guy, and really i am rather polite when it comes to these things, and very benign,HA, Yeah right, you made them blow you. . . I bet everybody knew because u had all the old and young women in the whole city. JK
and so..you dated some guys? weird i thought virgins would wait without dating someone to stay chaste and not to upset the all-maker.
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Original post: Kath_
'JK' means 'just kidding' in the online vernacular Solerus
'JK' means 'just kidding' in the online vernacular Solerus

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Original post: Solerus Silver
oh! how i hate this netspeak thing, dammit.'JK' means 'just kidding' in the online vernacular Solerus
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Original post: Emperor Time
[QUOTE=Kath_;294895]'JK' means 'just kidding' in the online vernacular Solerus
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And here I thought it meant Joking.
[QUOTE=Kath_;294895]'JK' means 'just kidding' in the online vernacular Solerus

And here I thought it meant Joking.

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Original post: LadyHydralisk
i'm a troll
i'm a troll

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Original post: durki
I am the filthiest creature on earth.
I am the filthiest creature on earth.
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Original post: LadyHydralisk
I like causing all kinds of trouble and giggle madly about it like a loonie....
I like causing all kinds of trouble and giggle madly about it like a loonie....
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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
I forgot to water my aunt's palm tree while she is away and it's dying. Who the fuck knew a desert plant needed so much water?!?!
I got paid $150.00 to water while she was away but have only gone there twice...oops.
In other news I'm starting up a freelance watering service.
I forgot to water my aunt's palm tree while she is away and it's dying. Who the fuck knew a desert plant needed so much water?!?!
I got paid $150.00 to water while she was away but have only gone there twice...oops.
In other news I'm starting up a freelance watering service.
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Original post: Solerus Silver
i think i always like disagreeing with people, sometimes i secretly enjoy it when people start getting angry and flame each other.
i think i always like disagreeing with people, sometimes i secretly enjoy it when people start getting angry and flame each other.
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Original post: undinesilver
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;296931]i think i always like disagreeing with people, sometimes i secretly enjoy it when people start getting angry and flame each other.[/QUOTE]
LOL, so do I. Arguing is quite fun sometimes, especially when there's a point to it.
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;296931]i think i always like disagreeing with people, sometimes i secretly enjoy it when people start getting angry and flame each other.[/QUOTE]
LOL, so do I. Arguing is quite fun sometimes, especially when there's a point to it.

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Original post: Solerus Silver
oh lols lols giggle giggles! this is so cutie and yayaya!
now i think i will confess,
last time i wanked off on a fantsy where the pope was being molested by a monkie, and a huge tentacle.
oh lols lols giggle giggles! this is so cutie and yayaya!
now i think i will confess,
last time i wanked off on a fantsy where the pope was being molested by a monkie, and a huge tentacle.
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Original post: undinesilver
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;297005]oh lols lols giggle giggles! this is so cutie and yayaya!
now i think i will confess,
last time i wanked off on a fantsy where the pope was being molested by a monkie, and a huge tentacle.[/QUOTE]
LOL, are you joking? Oh wait you probably aren't.
How was it? j/k
[QUOTE=Solerus Silver;297005]oh lols lols giggle giggles! this is so cutie and yayaya!
now i think i will confess,
last time i wanked off on a fantsy where the pope was being molested by a monkie, and a huge tentacle.[/QUOTE]
LOL, are you joking? Oh wait you probably aren't.

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Original post: Solerus Silver
stop following my posts with useless comments and "giggley giggley" crap, try it for yourself.LOL, are you joking? Oh wait you probably aren't.How was it? j/k
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Original post: hitman777
I decided to confess in my current signature.
I also confess that I think that it's funny that when I changed my sig next, this post won't make any sense to anybody, and they'll think I'm a retard. That's cool though.
I also confess that I like to make people think I'm a retard.
hitman (excuse me, retarded)
I decided to confess in my current signature.
I also confess that I think that it's funny that when I changed my sig next, this post won't make any sense to anybody, and they'll think I'm a retard. That's cool though.
I also confess that I like to make people think I'm a retard.
hitman (excuse me, retarded)
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Original post: Emperor Time
You mean the "I run over bunnies on purpose." sig or have you change your sig already?
You mean the "I run over bunnies on purpose." sig or have you change your sig already?