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Original post: Luke Saint
[QUOTE=Blackbird;301912]this is the first time i've ever mentioned this. please, mock me for it. i'm serious.
when i was 12, i had a birthday party. we watched porn in my basement and all jerked off while watching it...using my advice. i was fucked with for three years because of that. ...then i went crazy and sort've...lost control.[/QUOTE]
That isn't that bad, I did that once when I was 14 so... Although it was to a tape we recorded of a stripper at my friend's dad's bachelor party, and there was just me and my one friend. The real thing was more enjoyable but the tape helped to evoke some poignant memories.
[QUOTE=Blackbird;301912]this is the first time i've ever mentioned this. please, mock me for it. i'm serious.
when i was 12, i had a birthday party. we watched porn in my basement and all jerked off while watching it...using my advice. i was fucked with for three years because of that. ...then i went crazy and sort've...lost control.[/QUOTE]
That isn't that bad, I did that once when I was 14 so... Although it was to a tape we recorded of a stripper at my friend's dad's bachelor party, and there was just me and my one friend. The real thing was more enjoyable but the tape helped to evoke some poignant memories.
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Original post: Luke Saint
My most illuminating posts are probably written while I am drunk. This is the bareboned, honest truth. With this post I have shewn a piece of my soul, please don't stare. Alcohol has really got a hold of my faculties.... Jimmy Buffett spoke best about wasting away in his Margaritaville... That is all. Don't disregard my posts, alcohol helps me speak, it doesn't choose my words. Peace....
My most illuminating posts are probably written while I am drunk. This is the bareboned, honest truth. With this post I have shewn a piece of my soul, please don't stare. Alcohol has really got a hold of my faculties.... Jimmy Buffett spoke best about wasting away in his Margaritaville... That is all. Don't disregard my posts, alcohol helps me speak, it doesn't choose my words. Peace....
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Original post: durki
I confess that I am obsessed with
(1) sexuality
(2) occultism
(3) the act of confessing itself.
I confess that I am obsessed with
(1) sexuality
(2) occultism
(3) the act of confessing itself.
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Original post: Blackbird
[QUOTE=hitman777;301913]That's...
pretty gross. Sorry, I couldn't think of a nice way to say it.
Gross.[/QUOTE]
everyone's got their skeletons, poser.
[QUOTE=hitman777;301913]That's...
pretty gross. Sorry, I couldn't think of a nice way to say it.
Gross.[/QUOTE]
everyone's got their skeletons, poser.
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Original post: hitman777
What am I posing as? Just sharing my opinion. Sheesh, don't get your panties in a bunch.
What am I posing as? Just sharing my opinion. Sheesh, don't get your panties in a bunch.
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Original post: MasqueOfTheWhiteDeath
Well...you DID say this...Blackbird;302020 wrote:everyone's got their skeletons, poser.
this is the first time i've ever mentioned this. please, mock me for it. i'm serious.
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Original post: hitman777
Yeah. See, he caught you. So stop whining.
Yeah. See, he caught you. So stop whining.
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Original post: Blackbird
[QUOTE=MasqueOfTheWhiteDeath;302049]Well...you DID say this...[/QUOTE]
that doesn't mean i'm not gonna say anything back
[QUOTE=hitman777;302055]Yeah. See, he caught you. So stop whining.[/QUOTE]
props, tough guy.
[QUOTE=MasqueOfTheWhiteDeath;302049]Well...you DID say this...[/QUOTE]
that doesn't mean i'm not gonna say anything back

[QUOTE=hitman777;302055]Yeah. See, he caught you. So stop whining.[/QUOTE]
props, tough guy.
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Original post: Emperor Time
I thought this was the confession thread and not the argument thread? :eh:
I thought this was the confession thread and not the argument thread? :eh:
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Original post: MasqueOfTheWhiteDeath
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;302133]I thought this was the confession thread and not the argument thread? :eh:[/QUOTE]
I'm confessing to being an asshole as well.
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;302133]I thought this was the confession thread and not the argument thread? :eh:[/QUOTE]
I'm confessing to being an asshole as well.

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Original post: lioncastle
Ok, I admit it: I'm bored today and hanging out here is helping amuse me.
There, I said it.
lc
Ok, I admit it: I'm bored today and hanging out here is helping amuse me.
There, I said it.
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Original post: hitman777
I confess that I passed out this afternoon for several hours.
I confess that I passed out this afternoon for several hours.
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Original post: Emperor Time
I confess that my relatives out of hundreds only bother me and me alone for a certain reason.
I confess that my relatives out of hundreds only bother me and me alone for a certain reason.

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Original post: Maria
I confess that it ticks me off that there are passive aggressive people who try to pass their negativity off on me by dressing it up as advice.
I confess that it ticks me off that there are passive aggressive people who try to pass their negativity off on me by dressing it up as advice.
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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
Here Here! I confess I get plagued by indecision when I'm faced with a critical appraisal of my doings. I mean, what if they're right?
I confess that it ticks me off that there are passive aggressive people who try to pass their negativity off on me by dressing it up as advice.
Here Here! I confess I get plagued by indecision when I'm faced with a critical appraisal of my doings. I mean, what if they're right?
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Original post: thief_and_a_liar
I confess i am god
I confess i am god
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Original post: Maria
[QUOTE=Anathema_Oracle;302262]Here Here! I confess I get plagued by indecision when I'm faced with a critical appraisal of my doings. I mean, what if they're right?[/QUOTE]
LOL. My mother would kiss you right about now. Glad you can't encourage her.
[QUOTE=Anathema_Oracle;302262]Here Here! I confess I get plagued by indecision when I'm faced with a critical appraisal of my doings. I mean, what if they're right?[/QUOTE]
LOL. My mother would kiss you right about now. Glad you can't encourage her.
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Original post: koolbear05
[QUOTE=thief_and_a_liar;302277]I confess i am god[/QUOTE]
Yes he is my god and he requires me to pray to him naked while touching his penis. . . hehehe
[QUOTE=thief_and_a_liar;302277]I confess i am god[/QUOTE]
Yes he is my god and he requires me to pray to him naked while touching his penis. . . hehehe
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Original post: Emperor Time
I confess that is suprising
also wish that the realtives of mine would stop bothering me for that certain reason too. 
I confess that is suprising


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Original post: koolbear05
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;302466]I confess that is suprising
also wish that the realtives of mine would stop bothering me for that certain reason too.
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*sigh* would you like me to astrally rape you?
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;302466]I confess that is suprising


*sigh* would you like me to astrally rape you?
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Original post: Emperor Time
Nah but thanks for the offer.
Nah but thanks for the offer.

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Original post: hitman777
koolbear, do it anyway.
koolbear, do it anyway.
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Original post: Emperor Time
What the?
What the?

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Original post: Apsinthion
I confess I find group confession a lot like an orgy, because everyone is rubbing their privates together.
I confess I find group confession a lot like an orgy, because everyone is rubbing their privates together.
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Original post: lioncastle
Apsinthion? Well well, it has been a while....
I confess I've been having entirely too much fun here these past days..
lc
Apsinthion? Well well, it has been a while....
I confess I've been having entirely too much fun here these past days..
lc