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If someone got sh*...

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...why was he so downright lacking purpose to take it?
IDK how this resonates to everyone, but I live by that law and seems whole countries of human slugs around are gradually drowning in dung...
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What?

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Cuz there's nowhere to go but outerspace and the Russian cosmonauts found out quick that your bones don't last long out there.
You don't have to do a thing perfect, just relentlessly.

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Cybernetic_Jazz wrote:Cuz there's nowhere to go but outerspace and the Russian cosmonauts found out quick that your bones don't last long out there.
You can achieve anything on this planet if ur rotten enough. But it has also been a huge problem when "good guys" take shit. I have my own way of managing thru, I have been planning to reach IQ over 500 and become impossible 2 control.
Desecrated wrote:What?
Paranoid misanthropia, dude. :(
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Well,

Shit flows downhill,so those standing at the top are reasonably safe.

Either climb the dunghill,or bring it tumbling down,if you don't want to be in it.

I prefer the bring it tumbling down option,but it's going to take teamwork and a long time to do and the shitstorm it causes is unpleasant while it's going down.

P.s.it's ok to spell out shit here,nae need for the star thingys.[We don't like excessive profanity but a itttle contextual swearing is ok.]
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Nahemah wrote:Well,

Shit flows downhill,so those standing at the top are reasonably safe.

Either climb the dunghill,or bring it tumbling down,if you don't want to be in it.

I prefer the bring it tumbling down option,but it's going to take teamwork and a long time to do and the shitstorm it causes is unpleasant while it's going down.
Okay. That's quite a good digest of shitworks. [clown]
P.s.it's ok to spell out shit here,nae need for the star thingys.[We don't like excessive profanity but a itttle contextual swearing is ok.]
Okay, but I have my calculations about "shit" coz if it appears in text for 6 times i'll star the seventh time it appears coz i know there's always someone who 's gonna take a pick on it.

Ps. Can I suggest polemics about sh* or shit, coz it would be great for my vocabulary [grin]
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Can't wait Yule to play Mr. Hankey's Classics...
Isn't he cute and right about sucking d*ck? [crazy]
http://youtu.be/H7GFEtJKw7c
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astrolabgoz9881 wrote:Can't wait Yule to play Mr. Hankey's Classics...
Isn't he cute and right about sucking d*ck? [crazy]
http://youtu.be/H7GFEtJKw7c
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Image

Quite green, but found red version. N' black... [clown]
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