I don't know any drunk chicks or any chicks in general either and I don't have a car. Also I still don't know how to do astral projection yet and is a strip guy a stripper?
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I don't know any drunk chicks or any chicks in general either and I don't have a car. Also I still don't know how to do astral projection yet and is a strip guy a stripper? 
I don't know any drunk chicks or any chicks in general either and I don't have a car. Also I still don't know how to do astral projection yet and is a strip guy a stripper?
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Original post: Solerus Silver
yes he is a stripper.
yes he is a stripper.
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[QUOTE=hitman777;291885]When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks. You just to listen to them babble for a few minutes, put on your attentive face, then tell them that you'd love to hear more, and ask them to follow you, take them to your car, somebody's room, whatever. When you get her alone, just start kissing her. If she's drunk enough, it should work fine. Then just bang her, and afterwards tell her she was lousy and you never want to talk to her again. Either that, or while you're getting dressed, just say "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."
Then leave without another word. If in your car, just finish, then say "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!"
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clearly, hitman, you're not into assertive women, of imposing stature.
if someone told me they had given me aids, i could see breaking both their knee joints, sideways, just in case they were being honest. actually, if drunk I might not have the good sense to stop with just that.
you're so macho and cool hitman, you can be cruel to drunk women while they are feeling vulnerable. Geez thats real power man... you're the ultimate evilzorz... yeah...
[QUOTE=hitman777;291885]When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks. You just to listen to them babble for a few minutes, put on your attentive face, then tell them that you'd love to hear more, and ask them to follow you, take them to your car, somebody's room, whatever. When you get her alone, just start kissing her. If she's drunk enough, it should work fine. Then just bang her, and afterwards tell her she was lousy and you never want to talk to her again. Either that, or while you're getting dressed, just say "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."
Then leave without another word. If in your car, just finish, then say "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!"
hitman[/QUOTE]
clearly, hitman, you're not into assertive women, of imposing stature.
if someone told me they had given me aids, i could see breaking both their knee joints, sideways, just in case they were being honest. actually, if drunk I might not have the good sense to stop with just that.
you're so macho and cool hitman, you can be cruel to drunk women while they are feeling vulnerable. Geez thats real power man... you're the ultimate evilzorz... yeah...
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Original post: Emperor Time
I could not do that either since I am consider a gentleman myself,:) or at least I think I am.
I could not do that either since I am consider a gentleman myself,:) or at least I think I am.
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[QUOTE=Emperor Time;291869]I can not do that for a variety of reasons since it against my religion to be with a prostitute and am too shy to even try and am too poor to pay for one and the only place where it legal is over a 1000 miles away from where I live.[/QUOTE]
And why would you care about it being legal?
Shy - well, get over it. The whole point about doing the deed is to get rid of some of the shyness/anxiety. Try getting drunk, or whatever.
[QUOTE=Hitman]When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks.[/QUOTE]
I guess you need some experience to pull this off in routine fashion. Shyness won't work.
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;291869]I can not do that for a variety of reasons since it against my religion to be with a prostitute and am too shy to even try and am too poor to pay for one and the only place where it legal is over a 1000 miles away from where I live.
[/QUOTE]And why would you care about it being legal?
Shy - well, get over it. The whole point about doing the deed is to get rid of some of the shyness/anxiety. Try getting drunk, or whatever.
[QUOTE=Hitman]When in a dry spell, just bang drunk chicks.[/QUOTE]
I guess you need some experience to pull this off in routine fashion. Shyness won't work.
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But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me. Also I believe I was born shy like my mother was and I promise myself to never drink since my family has a terrible alcohol problem with even my grand uncle who actually drank himself to death.
But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me.
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Romance of Railways in India is to be seen to be believed. Even those who are inherently sober become tipsy under the influence of rhythms & sonorous sounds emanating from wheels & body of the train. Effect gets exacerbated savouring the scenery from the window. Person gets aroused sipping beer & wine and taking hot foods. No wonder I have had innumerable instances of love-making travelling in trains in upper & lower classes which included seduction by beautiful girls & ladies and even boys.
Romance of Railways in India is to be seen to be believed. Even those who are inherently sober become tipsy under the influence of rhythms & sonorous sounds emanating from wheels & body of the train. Effect gets exacerbated savouring the scenery from the window. Person gets aroused sipping beer & wine and taking hot foods. No wonder I have had innumerable instances of love-making travelling in trains in upper & lower classes which included seduction by beautiful girls & ladies and even boys.
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Original post: Emperor Time
How come you only seduce ladies, girls and boys but never men? :eh:
How come you only seduce ladies, girls and boys but never men? :eh:
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[QUOTE=Emperor Time;292247]But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me. Also I believe I was born shy like my mother was and I promise myself to never drink since my family has a terrible alcohol problem with even my grand uncle who actually drank himself to death. [/QUOTE]
With an attitude like that, you'll die a virgin.
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;292247]But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me.
Also I believe I was born shy like my mother was and I promise myself to never drink since my family has a terrible alcohol problem with even my grand uncle who actually drank himself to death. [/QUOTE]With an attitude like that, you'll die a virgin.
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[QUOTE=Emperor Time;292247]But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me. Also I believe I was born shy like my mother was and I promise myself to never drink since my family has a terrible alcohol problem with even my grand uncle who actually drank himself to death. [/QUOTE]
Don't ever fear the police!
Also I think you are making a wise choice not drinking alcohol, keep that up. No offence drinkers but alcohol is a drug for loosers!
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;292247]But if it not legal and I get caught by the police then I will go to jail where awful, awful things will happen to me.
Also I believe I was born shy like my mother was and I promise myself to never drink since my family has a terrible alcohol problem with even my grand uncle who actually drank himself to death. [/QUOTE]Don't ever fear the police!
Also I think you are making a wise choice not drinking alcohol, keep that up. No offence drinkers but alcohol is a drug for loosers!
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Original post: Solerus Silver
yes dont, they smell these things, besides you can always offer to share.Don't ever fear the police!
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But Sushumma I got the perfect plan to not end up as a dead virgin and deviadah thanks for understanding why I don't drink alcohol and I am only scare of the police because if caught and go to prison then I will get sodomized by a fellow male inmate in prison which I do not want since it degrading and I never want any homosexual experiences either and Solerus Silver what do you want me to offer to the police to share with them?
But Sushumma I got the perfect plan to not end up as a dead virgin and deviadah thanks for understanding why I don't drink alcohol and I am only scare of the police because if caught and go to prison then I will get sodomized by a fellow male inmate in prison which I do not want since it degrading and I never want any homosexual experiences either and Solerus Silver what do you want me to offer to the police to share with them?
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what the fuck do you think i want you to share with them, master time? hmm? THE WHORE!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
what the fuck do you think i want you to share with them, master time? hmm? THE WHORE!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Original post: Emperor Time
Oh now I see what you mean.
Oh now I see what you mean.
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You shouldnt believe everything you hear about prison. You seem alittle paranoid and fearful over that hey. It's just I dont like reading this kind of thing because you are almost saying that thats what happens to everyone when they go. Which just isnt true. Like I went to remand(close enough to jail..) because I was charged with murder when I had just turned 19. And quite simply nobody had the guts to try anything like that(like what you make out). I guess it might depend on what charge you go in with though, but you just have to establish yourself straight out. If someone tries to stand over you you basically fight them and dont back down. It gets respect. Like I had someone who tried to stand over me(take my food from me).. and I told him what I was charged with and gave him a rather nasty look, and he didnt do it again. I was ready to fight him over a can of coke.. and I guess he understood it wasnt worth it in the end.
I guess it also depends on what skills you have too. Like another time I had someone want to.. play fight with me in jail.. so I cut his airway off very quickly and body dropped him to the ground(while keeping the headlock on)and it soon spread that I was no easy target. You shouldve seen that guys face. lol.
So yeah... I just wanted to quickly say that you shouldnt believe everything you hear, and it doesnt take much skill to hurt someone..
Oh and I like your lemon avatar btw... its very cute.
Emperor Time;293655 wrote:.. and I am only scare of the police because if caught and go to prison then I will get sodomized by a fellow male inmate in prison which I do not want since it degrading and I never want any homosexual experiences either
You shouldnt believe everything you hear about prison. You seem alittle paranoid and fearful over that hey. It's just I dont like reading this kind of thing because you are almost saying that thats what happens to everyone when they go. Which just isnt true. Like I went to remand(close enough to jail..) because I was charged with murder when I had just turned 19. And quite simply nobody had the guts to try anything like that(like what you make out). I guess it might depend on what charge you go in with though, but you just have to establish yourself straight out. If someone tries to stand over you you basically fight them and dont back down. It gets respect. Like I had someone who tried to stand over me(take my food from me).. and I told him what I was charged with and gave him a rather nasty look, and he didnt do it again. I was ready to fight him over a can of coke.. and I guess he understood it wasnt worth it in the end.
I guess it also depends on what skills you have too. Like another time I had someone want to.. play fight with me in jail.. so I cut his airway off very quickly and body dropped him to the ground(while keeping the headlock on)and it soon spread that I was no easy target. You shouldve seen that guys face. lol.
So yeah... I just wanted to quickly say that you shouldnt believe everything you hear, and it doesnt take much skill to hurt someone..
Oh and I like your lemon avatar btw... its very cute.
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But I don't how to fight and in fact during my whole school career I was always pick on by the bullies since I am so weak compare to them and I don't know how to fight at all either. Also in all the prison and jail television shows and movies I know of have sodomy in them and I did not mean to offend you either. Also I never knew that the avatar I made was a cute lemon.
But I don't how to fight and in fact during my whole school career I was always pick on by the bullies since I am so weak compare to them and I don't know how to fight at all either.
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Learning to snap a neck doesnt take very long. So you dont need to know how to fight so much... just what works. Poking someone in the eyes is another fine example. And I think the television likes to make out that jail is bad so it keeps the public in check.. maybe. So be good or go to scary jail... etc etc.Emperor Time;293864 wrote:But I don't how to fight and in fact during my whole school career I was always pick on by the bullies since I am so weak compare to them and I don't know how to fight at all either.
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Original post: Emperor Time
I see so jail is not as bad as T.V. claims it is.
I see so jail is not as bad as T.V. claims it is.
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Original post: Kazahel
lol
Dont believe the American hype..Emperor Time;293871 wrote:I see so jail is not as bad as T.V. claims it is.
lol
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Original post: Emperor Time
I am glad that you were found innocent of the murder charge.
I am glad that you were found innocent of the murder charge.
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Original post: Solerus Silver
besides frankly will you go to jail for just having sex? and if so not for long, but of course you will be sodomised for it and all,
eh? well master kazahel? were you found guilty or innocent?
now you are reminding me of a cousin, he was large but he couldnt fight anything or anyone for that matter, even so when he grew up, you need to learn to do something horrible to a person, learn how to snab a neck, or even break joints, you can go to a gym or something,But I don't how to fight and in fact during my whole school career I was always pick on by the bullies since I am so weak compare to them and I don't know how to fight at all either. Also in all the prison and jail television shows and movies I know of have sodomy in them and I did not mean to offend you either. Also I never knew that the avatar I made was a cute lemon.
besides frankly will you go to jail for just having sex? and if so not for long, but of course you will be sodomised for it and all,
.I am glad that you were found innocent of the murder charge
eh? well master kazahel? were you found guilty or innocent?
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Original post: doh
I'm going to take a leap.
I confess that I ain't shit. I am nothing, nobody. In the grand scheme of things, I mean nothing. I am a pimple on a flea's ass. Hell, I'm the excrement from said pimple.
I am nothing, but I am. I am is all that I need to be so long as I look beyond being the excrement on flea's ass.
Confession. Reality.
I AM NOTHING. BUT I AM JUST THE SAME.
I'm going to take a leap.
I confess that I ain't shit. I am nothing, nobody. In the grand scheme of things, I mean nothing. I am a pimple on a flea's ass. Hell, I'm the excrement from said pimple.
I am nothing, but I am. I am is all that I need to be so long as I look beyond being the excrement on flea's ass.
Confession. Reality.
I AM NOTHING. BUT I AM JUST THE SAME.
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Original post: koolbear05
I would love to hire a sexy male prostitute but I can relate to it being against my religion also.
I would love to hire a sexy male prostitute but I can relate to it being against my religion also.
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Here's a novel idea... How about you try dating there Emperor Time instead of just launching right in to trying to convince a woman to just have sex with you. I'm sorry, but most girls I know are not going to jump into bed with you after a few hours of conversation. Furthermore, if you befriend a woman and start a relationship with her, the two of you will get to know one another more making any interaction between the two of you less and less awkward over time. Not to mention you'll have a person you can feel comfortable enough around to actually really enjoy the sex and who you can trust enough to try new and different things once you start that sexual relationship.
Personally, I think I would advise that more than banging some random drunk chick, as that is not only a vile and degrading thing to do to a woman, you could also be later accused of rape if she doesn't remember consenting and you've pissed her off. Further, having sex with a bunch of random people and having one night stands just ups your chances of contracting disease, and just gathering a bad reputation ("he'll fuck anything that moves") - a manwhore in other words. Most decent women, who aren't skanks or just plain stupid, will want to avoid you with that kind of reputation. Nobody wants to get their heart broken, used, or taken advantage of.
Essentially, work on yourself. If you're not happy with yourself, a little bit, nobody else will be either... You just have to jump out there and ASK. No one is just going to fall in your lap
. Hell, if I didn't try I'd still be a virgin myself AND single ^_^... Having sex is wonderful, but for me, it wouldn't be enjoyable at all if I wasn't having it with a person who I love and trust deeply. I personally don't believe in cheap, shallow, meaningless sex... It would be nice to see some advice on here that kept in mind the fact that whoever it was that he had sex with isn't just some hole in a wall but is actually a human being. Thanks.
Here's a novel idea... How about you try dating there Emperor Time instead of just launching right in to trying to convince a woman to just have sex with you. I'm sorry, but most girls I know are not going to jump into bed with you after a few hours of conversation. Furthermore, if you befriend a woman and start a relationship with her, the two of you will get to know one another more making any interaction between the two of you less and less awkward over time. Not to mention you'll have a person you can feel comfortable enough around to actually really enjoy the sex and who you can trust enough to try new and different things once you start that sexual relationship.
Personally, I think I would advise that more than banging some random drunk chick, as that is not only a vile and degrading thing to do to a woman, you could also be later accused of rape if she doesn't remember consenting and you've pissed her off. Further, having sex with a bunch of random people and having one night stands just ups your chances of contracting disease, and just gathering a bad reputation ("he'll fuck anything that moves") - a manwhore in other words. Most decent women, who aren't skanks or just plain stupid, will want to avoid you with that kind of reputation. Nobody wants to get their heart broken, used, or taken advantage of.
Essentially, work on yourself. If you're not happy with yourself, a little bit, nobody else will be either... You just have to jump out there and ASK. No one is just going to fall in your lap
. Hell, if I didn't try I'd still be a virgin myself AND single ^_^... Having sex is wonderful, but for me, it wouldn't be enjoyable at all if I wasn't having it with a person who I love and trust deeply. I personally don't believe in cheap, shallow, meaningless sex... It would be nice to see some advice on here that kept in mind the fact that whoever it was that he had sex with isn't just some hole in a wall but is actually a human being. Thanks.-
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the guy said he was a virging and afriad to have sex, what is more straight for him to break the barrier than dating an "escort"? hmm?
also i think i will agree that fucking drunk chicks will be a horrible thing, and in my place you will be liable, not to rape charges, but to having your head cut off.
the guy said he was a virging and afriad to have sex, what is more straight for him to break the barrier than dating an "escort"? hmm?
also i think i will agree that fucking drunk chicks will be a horrible thing, and in my place you will be liable, not to rape charges, but to having your head cut off.