Confessions

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Original post: hitman777

I don't know what you're referring to, you maniac? What kind of freak would run over a bunny?

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Original post: Emperor Time

Silly it because you just change your sig again.

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Original post: hitman777

No I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Original post: Emperor Time

Well you just change you sig yet again.

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Original post: hitman777

This is bordering on slander.

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Original post: Emperor Time

This time the sig is the same.

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Original post: hitman777

Actually this time I changed it. Why the harassment?

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Original post: Emperor Time

I noticed.

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Original post: hitman777

I also confess that I once broke into somebody's house to read their diary.
But I was young, so whatever.

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Original post: m1thr0s

I gotta confess that confession makes me wanna wretch...
oh crap...excuse me...I need to go use the shitter...

m1thr0s

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Original post: Koran

1. Koreku (Henry) and I liked each other even when we were in relationships with different people (ps- I'm a girl)

2. I threw melons at passing cars and set cherry bombs in toilets when I was in 2nd grade

3. I'm bi

4. I once had a sexual attraction to my cousin

5. I betrayed my friends

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Original post: hitman777

I gotta confess that confession makes me wanna wretch...
oh crap...excuse me...I need to go use the shitter...

m1thr0s

I confess that I just sent m1thr0s to the shitter to vomit.
Apparently I'm making a lot of people vomit today.

I CONFESS THAT I MAKE PEOPLE VOMIT.

hitman

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Original post: hitman777

I confess that I just sent m1thr0s to the shitter to vomit.
Apparently I'm making a lot of people vomit today.

I CONFESS THAT I MAKE PEOPLE VOMIT.

hitman

Wow, I'm dumb.
I confess that I misread m1thr0s earlier post.
So I confess to occasionally showing signs of mild retardation.

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Original post: hitman777

I confess that I just told a fib in OT General.

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Original post: LadyHydralisk

it might help if we had a conscience or sense of self consciousness...

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Original post: lilith_is_my_god

oo this will be interesting to see if i can actually have the balls to hit the post button:)

1. i have always had sexual thoughts about other men no matter who i'm with at the time

2. i seriously considered cheating on my husband with my brother in law

3. i almost lost my virginity to my cousin

4. i've done so many drugs in my life that i may never be able to have children

5. i used to make up stories when i was a teeneager to get attention

wow this actually made me feel a little bit better lol O_o

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Original post: LadyHydralisk

I just had this awesome idea about screwing a killer whale...

physically, that would kill me...I think the semen ejaculation rate from those suckers would be enough to tear a hole in my intestines...not to mention they have something like an eight foot penis...

hahahaha

killer whales and dolphins are sexy though...

handjob maybe


nah

body job

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Original post: 1911

Damn I wish I had a prehensile penis, I could get beers for myself with just my dick, the real trick would be snapping the lid, might be pretty popular with the ladies if I could do that.

Dolphin dicks

they wrap and meld

Dolphin dicks spew!

With the power of a firehose.

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Original post: Kazahel

I confess that I am learning something new everyday.

I have more but I'll leave them till another time.

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Original post: LucianAccendus

Ave

Alright, let's do this.

I am addicted to reading crappy threads on OF.

I am horribly atheistic and a material-realist; I combat this with trying to belive in my faith and magick.

I am bisexual but find it hard to admit it and basically view most people as sexual objects first.

I am an amateur sleight of hand artist that I have used to shoplift from pretty much everywhere in my town.

I eat way too much.

I smoke too many cigarettes.

I haven't done an actual magickal ritual in months (not counting Initiation).

I feel like a fraud most of the time because of my natural charm with people I meet.

I am finding it hard not to click out of this page and never return.

I, in reality, know very little about anything.

I am lazy and spend too much time sleeping.

I feel that I masturbate too many times in any given day.

Konx Om Pax

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Original post: durki

I once had a sexual intercourse with a discarnate lady who was related to me during my existence before the present birth.

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Original post: Emperor Time

[QUOTE=Emperor Time;292591]How come you only seduce ladies, girls and boys but never men? :eh:[/QUOTE]

Well durki.

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Original post: Kazahel

I would like to confess that I dont hang around certain internet sites because of the people there. Like... Sometimes I think people like to flatter themselves by thinking I do.. which makes me kinda laugh, and I just thought I should confess that, so theres no confusion.

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Original post: durki

(1) I am a rowdy and a braggart. I chatter like a half-filled pitcher.
(2) I am a dog and a chauvinistic pig at that.
(3) I am a half-baked donkey who does not carry its load properly and disturbs all with the voices & the sounds that it makes.
(4) I am an ignoble who keeps on parading his attainments.

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Original post: Kath_

I sometimes get the notion that humanity is just a bunch of retarded fucking hairless apes...
which technically is true...
but the confession bit is that sometimes I don't quite count myself in that assessment, which is quite hipocritical, n'est pas?

Kath