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Hey all, I have been a Discordian for years now, and have been trying to design a magickal system based on Discordianism and Eris worship. Has anyone constructed any rituals, ceremonial systems, egregores, ect. using Discordianism as a basis? If so I would love to hear about them and the results you received. Also If anyone else is interested in working on a large project that would construct a magickal Discordian system let me know.

Thx...

-Rev. Fudgie

I did this and went completely insane. Try reading my posts from august 2011 to january 2012. Only about 5% of the stuff was true. Some people thought it was very funny. The only reason I survived was because some kind people on this forum came and helped me.

Also while you're at it don't mix up Eris and Lilith. It pisses them off.

Nope.

I'm a fan of Eris within the Hellenic paradigm, but Discordianism isn't my deal. Currently working on an Elder Scrolls witch herbal, though, so I do have some ideas about paradigm creation that might be worth sharing. =]

Also, DKMU might be a good place to go for information and inspiration.

Whenever i'm feeling down, I invoke Eris and her Chaos into myself... Never fails to cheer me up and often when I do, I feel like there is a "storm" (for lack of a better word) of color and energy and emotion all around me.

Just thought that might be relevant [happy] Hail Eris!

Yea I saw that post about the elder scrolls paradigm, gotta say I thought It was an awesome idea. I would love to hear the results, if any, on contacting Sheogorath. Otherwise I will do what I can to contribute to that as well. It seems extremely entertaining. : )

Rev. Fudgie wrote:Yea I saw that post about the elder scrolls paradigm, gotta say I thought It was an awesome idea. I would love to hear the results, if any, on contacting Sheogorath. Otherwise I will do what I can to contribute to that as well. It seems extremely entertaining. : )

Good luck! I thought my higher self was a fat pot smoking teenager with a shirt that had concert locations of an unknown band on the back. He would pass me an astral joint and I would smoke it because I knew how jaded my higher self was from an eternity to reincarnations and I really thought he was cool.

Aliga wrote:Whenever i'm feeling down, I invoke Eris and her Chaos into myself... Never fails to cheer me up and often when I do, I feel like there is a "storm" (for lack of a better word) of color and energy and emotion all around me.

Just thought that might be relevant [happy] Hail Eris!

Any chance you can describe the Invocation you used, I would like to try the techniques you used. Basically this project I have planned is going to consist of 5 steps, obviously a tribute to Eris in of itself! Not only will this utilize some of the symbolism, which is so important in magick, but it will also serve as an acceptable form of order to our chaos. Being that it confides with the law of 5's.

Now the first step is what I dubbed Project Alexandria. This projects goal is to collect all Discordian works from near and far, from past and present (and future?) onto a single source library site. The project itself is of course never ending, but I seek to form a solid paradigm of Discordian magick by testing techniques learned through project Alexandria. Anyone interested in in helping is more then welcome to join my newly formed Episkipose which I have dubbed The Golden Hand.

And for those who fear too much seriousness has gone into this project to be Discordian, I would disagree. There is no structure in how you obtain Discordian works, should you collect them or write them yourselves. So if anyone is interested in creating this system let me know.


-Rev. Fudgie

Aliga wrote:Whenever i'm feeling down, I invoke Eris and her Chaos into myself... Never fails to cheer me up and often when I do, I feel like there is a "storm" (for lack of a better word) of color and energy and emotion all around me.

Just thought that might be relevant [happy] Hail Eris!

well to be honest in the middle of your head are 17 big bang boxes spiritual so very cool

Rev. Fudgie wrote:Any chance you can describe the Invocation you used, I would like to try the techniques you used.

Well, it wasn't really what I'd call a "proper" invocation; really all I did was try to embrace Eris and the aspect of Chaos that she embodies - more like a prayer than an actual invocation - but I definitely felt what I can only describe as her "essence" envelope me just don't let yourself stifle that madness-laughter that wells up!

On that note though, I do plan on doing a full, proper invocation of Eris soon... When I get to it, I'll let you know

Rev. Fudgie wrote: Basically this project I have planned is going to consist of 5 steps, obviously a tribute to Eris in of itself! Not only will this utilize some of the symbolism, which is so important in magick, but it will also serve as an acceptable form of order to our chaos. Being that it confides with the law of 5's.

Now the first step is what I dubbed Project Alexandria. This projects goal is to collect all Discordian works from near and far, from past and present (and future?) onto a single source library site. The project itself is of course never ending, but I seek to form a solid paradigm of Discordian magick by testing techniques learned through project Alexandria. Anyone interested in in helping is more then welcome to join my newly formed Episkipose which I have dubbed The Golden Hand.

And for those who fear too much seriousness has gone into this project to be Discordian, I would disagree. There is no structure in how you obtain Discordian works, should you collect them or write them yourselves. So if anyone is interested in creating this system let me know.


-Rev. Fudgie

Sounds sweet! My regular life is pretty busy with work/wife/baby, but I'll help however much I can!

Fnord

Rev. Fudgie wrote:Hey all, I have been a Discordian for years now, and have been trying to design a magickal system based on Discordianism and Eris worship. Has anyone constructed any rituals, ceremonial systems, egregores, ect. using Discordianism as a basis? If so I would love to hear about them and the results you received. Also If anyone else is interested in working on a large project that would construct a magickal Discordian system let me know.

Thx...

-Rev. Fudgie

Design...? [crazy] Why Reverend, we Discordians don't DESIGN things good sir. Oh no! No, no, no, no, five times! We BULL our DADA straight from ERIS via the PINEAL GLAND! [stare]

ME LOVE (and HAIL) ERIS LONG TIME.

Rev. Fudgie wrote: Now the first step is what I dubbed Project Alexandria. This projects goal is to collect all Discordian works from near and far, from past and present (and future?) onto a single source library site. The project itself is of course never ending, but I seek to form a solid paradigm of Discordian magick by testing techniques learned through project Alexandria. Anyone interested in in helping is more then welcome to join my newly formed Episkipose which I have dubbed The Golden Hand.

And for those who fear too much seriousness has gone into this project to be Discordian, I would disagree. There is no structure in how you obtain Discordian works, should you collect them or write them yourselves. So if anyone is interested in creating this system let me know.


-Rev. Fudgie

Rev. Fudgie, ERIS is tellin me through my very own PINEAL GLAND that this project should not be called Project Alexandria!!!!! (Note the auspicious number of !'s) She finds the very notion of naming something done in her honor by the name of another woman as presumptuous as it is offensive. Also, the great Egytian Library, you will notice is NO LONGER EXTANT! (I wonder who might have cause all the chaos that lead to that end!?!?!?!?!?)

She does however tell me through my very own PINEAL GLAND that this newly formed cabal of ERISIANS will certainly bear golden, silver or off-white opalescent fruit. And a Golden Hand will pick that fruit!!!!! [yay] HAIL ERIS

May I suggest we call the project something like "Golded Vault of Secret Lore and Methods of Adept Metamystical Discopagans of ERIS Esoteric" (GVoSLaMAMmDpoEE for short.)

The domain name GVoSLaMAMmDpoEE.org is likely available.

akimbomoss wrote: Also while you're at it don't mix up Eris and Lilith. It pisses them off.

Yes, yes it does! It's kinda like calling your father "aunt Betty" when you know he's still mad about that thing she did at the family dinner last christmas. But not really quite the same. (Calling your father aunt Betty tends to have more dire consequences than the prior...)

reptilian wrote: Also, DKMU might be a good place [for good ideas] to go for information and inspiration. [to die and get jizzed on]

DKMU sucks barbed alien vampire tentacle phallus! [grr] (And sometimes the barbed alien vampire tentacle phallus sucks back, but only after it has reached the first level of attainment, which requires holding 3 pounds of alchemically transformed lead in the bowel using only muscular-pressure-created-vacuum... And there is the whole ordeal with the water and the milk and the ghee and honey before all that.... Karezza is so much less work than Vajroli Mudra, but I digress.)

I'm so excited I broke out in a cold sweat, despite being mostly nude. [yay]

I am in the midst of channeling the Liber 23/555ths!!! IT INVOLVES TIME CONTROL!!!! AND IT IS A GIFT GIVEN TO US BY ERIS HERSELF!!!!! [grin]

DID I TYPE BOWEL!?!?!?! SHIT, I TOTALLY MEANT BLADDER. [rofl] (You do have to empty the bowels, inner ears, bladder and stomach before proceeding with the vajroli mudra preliminary exercises though.)

Nagagagagaga wrote:

Rev. Fudgie wrote:Hey all, I have been a Discordian for years now, and have been trying to design a magickal system based on Discordianism and Eris worship. Has anyone constructed any rituals, ceremonial systems, egregores, ect. using Discordianism as a basis? If so I would love to hear about them and the results you received. Also If anyone else is interested in working on a large project that would construct a magickal Discordian system let me know.

Thx...

-Rev. Fudgie

Design...? [crazy] Why Reverend, we Discordians don't DESIGN things good sir. Oh no! No, no, no, no, five times! We BULL our DADA straight from ERIS via the PINEAL GLAND! [stare]

ME LOVE (and HAIL) ERIS LONG TIME.

Rev. Fudgie wrote: Now the first step is what I dubbed Project Alexandria. This projects goal is to collect all Discordian works from near and far, from past and present (and future?) onto a single source library site. The project itself is of course never ending, but I seek to form a solid paradigm of Discordian magick by testing techniques learned through project Alexandria. Anyone interested in in helping is more then welcome to join my newly formed Episkipose which I have dubbed The Golden Hand.

And for those who fear too much seriousness has gone into this project to be Discordian, I would disagree. There is no structure in how you obtain Discordian works, should you collect them or write them yourselves. So if anyone is interested in creating this system let me know.


-Rev. Fudgie

Rev. Fudgie, ERIS is tellin me through my very own PINEAL GLAND that this project should not be called Project Alexandria!!!!! (Note the auspicious number of !'s) She finds the very notion of naming something done in her honor by the name of another woman as presumptuous as it is offensive. Also, the great Egytian Library, you will notice is NO LONGER EXTANT! (I wonder who might have cause all the chaos that lead to that end!?!?!?!?!?)

She does however tell me through my very own PINEAL GLAND that this newly formed cabal of ERISIANS will certainly bear golden, silver or off-white opalescent fruit. And a Golden Hand will pick that fruit!!!!! [yay] HAIL ERIS

May I suggest we call the project something like "Golded Vault of Secret Lore and Methods of Adept Metamystical Discopagans of ERIS Esoteric" (GVoSLaMAMmDpoEE for short.)

The domain name GVoSLaMAMmDpoEE.org is likely available.

akimbomoss wrote: Also while you're at it don't mix up Eris and Lilith. It pisses them off.

Yes, yes it does! It's kinda like calling your father "aunt Betty" when you know he's still mad about that thing she did at the family dinner last christmas. But not really quite the same. (Calling your father aunt Betty tends to have more dire consequences than the prior...)

reptilian wrote: Also, DKMU might be a good place [for good ideas] to go for information and inspiration. [to die and get jizzed on]

DKMU sucks barbed alien vampire tentacle phallus! [grr] (And sometimes the barbed alien vampire tentacle phallus sucks back, but only after it has reached the first level of attainment, which requires holding 3 pounds of alchemically transformed lead in the bowel using only muscular-pressure-created-vacuum... And there is the whole ordeal with the water and the milk and the ghee and honey before all that.... Karezza is so much less work than Vajroli Mudra, but I digress.)

I'm so excited I broke out in a cold sweat, despite being mostly nude. [yay]

I am in the midst of channeling the Liber 23/555ths!!! IT INVOLVES TIME CONTROL!!!! AND IT IS A GIFT GIVEN TO US BY ERIS HERSELF!!!!! [grin]

Golded Vault of Secret Lore and Methods of Adept Metamystical Discopagans of ERIS Esoteric it is for now! Until I change it again or not, but maybe!

Annnd I changed my Mind.... [zomg]

Why you ask? Because DISCO IS DEAD! [eg]

Honestly I couldn't care less what the project is called. My Cabal, the Golden Hand already has members so changing the name of that isn't happening.

The Project goal is whats most important to us. [crazy]

And no we aren't your average Cabal !!!!! [crazy]

You say I do not create? [cry]

I say I do! [yay]

AND THIS NEW FOUND SYSTEM WILL SHATTER THE BOUNDARIES OF DISCORDIAN MAGICK!!!!!
or maybe it won't I am strictly in it for the ride. [yay]

-Rev. Fudgie

THE MYSTERIES OF TIME LAY IN THIS FIGURE!!!

Surely within it you may find the Fivefold face masks of Triple-ERIS ESOTERIC! I know I have.

Soooooooon there will be a liber discussing this fact and others in conjunction with an exposition on new ERISIAN cosmograms and their implications for invocative alchemy, evocation, astral travel and CHRONOMAGICKS.

But first I must finish discussing the cosmograms with the outer-space inner-order of secret astral WerePOPEs. (I have found my preliminary studies of Enochian and Necronomic magicks are within the realm of the 23 current and thus relevant to the revelations of the unfinished LIBER.)



Create faster, I say!

Also, where do I send an application to join said Cabal!? [tongue]

All Applications to here said cabal should be sent to Rev.Fudgie@Safe-Mail.Net . All Applicants will need to go through proper initiation rites. After all what kind of secret society cabal would we be without the initiation rites. After Initiation is complete and our Pineal Utilization Synchronicity Systems or PUSS has your file in hand, we will send you your first assignment. After your first assignment is complete you will be linked into our Golden Hand Network Database.

-Rev. Fudgie

As far as our Meta-System is concerned, I have painted a somewhat elusive and cryptic image to bare in mind. If Any order that is insufficiently observed remains indistinguishable from Chaos we will assume that any Chaos insufficiently observed remains indistinguishable from Order. So let us be just that, the Chaos that in unseen to the unenlightened. Zen Jesters that prank to enlighten and use Magick to shatter the grey faced paradigms, sigils, egregores, etc.

Here's one meditation method I learned from our great work with Eris so far:


I was Pinealized by Eris yesterday. She gave me the most joyous of Discordian meditations. I looked and looked but couldn't find any out there, so I asked Eris and sure and shit she came through. Gotta love a reliable dealer!

Introducing The Puffy Cloud Meditation.

Find a field, yard, lazy boy, or really anything where you can get comfortable.

Praise Eris and partake in her fruits (Cannabis or whatever sacrament you partake in to help relax)

Gaze at puffy white clouds as they sail across the ocean sky.

Keep Gazing for anywhere from 15min-1hours+

Any thoughts that arise let pass,

Do not struggle and lets any thoughts flow like the clouds in the sky

Relax meditate and reach enlightenment.

When finished Hail Eris and leave a Golden Delicious inscribed with her name.

Awomen

Note* This same technique can be used for Discordian Surf Meditation [cool] . (Ill explain in another post) [message]

Also I have grown fond of this operation name you proposed, "The Golded Vault of Secret Lore and Methods of Adept Metamystical Dankness (I changed it to Dankness! REMEMBER DISCO IS DEAD!) of ERIS Esoteric." Thus the project shall be remembered as such and shall remain remembered until forgotten. I would also like to add your great works to our library, of which I am adding material daily.




-Rev. Fudgie

There has been a major FLUXTHROB in my slice of space lately. Indeed I have found it necessary to begin to collect bits of discarded wood and metal. Last night at 3:00~4:00am I dragged the rusted, mouldering remains of a burned up recliner I found scattered around a clearing in the forest in the park. [crazy] I can write run-on sentances!

I am compelled by this image! I am compelled by that word: Bilongo, medicine.
[grin]
I am compelled by the visions I recall. Those strangely dimensioned visions from that power plant Sally! She has been my ally almost as long as Eris, and Mary Jane.

I carried it home in two loads. One load, the second of the two: I tied it up with black rope. A black rope whose true mojoification process can never be spoken of. (And so no other could truly replicate the rite...) But lets just say it involves a virgin and a whore and talismanic-paintings-as-serenades.

I was compelled by that strange nine-pointed star that can be used as an analogy for those non-euclidean spherical cubes within spherical cubes within spherical cubes. I dragged the burnt up peices of rusty metal and distressed, charred wood down into the concrete stairwell on the back of my house. I arranged the two loads into some patter dictated by ERISIAN mojos and jomos. I got a great big pickle jar. I drew up a drawing sigil and put in a magnet, and Mary Mane and Zatan-baccy. I rolled it around five long rusty nails and screws. I tied it up with white, mint waxed dental floss and dressed the whole thing in tiger balm. I chanted my HAIL ERIS' and hotncoldhotncoldhotncolds and Cumtaluife. I took the jar and consecrated it as a cache of art supplies that draws more free art supplies. Then dressed it with tiger balm and put in various other curios. Mugwort, a rusty break pad from the side of the road. Seven rusty screws and nails. More 'baccy. A pinch of Mary Jane. Smoke, a rusty strip of metal and nails from the chair's upholstery, with a bit of wood attached. Some black ash twigs. Set up some wood totems around the assemblage. More smoke. Smoke up the whole stairwell, bathing all the curios in smoke and HAILs, HAILING ERIS throughout. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, always chanting. Spit in the mojo-jar to make sure my essence is in the art supplies. Breathing my life into all the art-curios and totems that lean about.

I know I must build it! That crooked reliquary cabinet, of she who is best left unmentioned. I dream it. I dream it now! I see!!!!! [zomg]

More wood will come to me!

There is a broken desk in a shed at the 23rd house on the road, One hundred and twenty-three paces and a left turn from my house! My brother lives there!!!!! HAIL ERIS

I also found a stump.

There are going to be more wood cats.

The cabinet will have wheels.

I know how to use the nails.

The cabinet is only really the first triangle.

There are two more and the curve...

That makes four cults you know. Plus the one other one that isn't to be mentioned otherwise.

I will keep you all posted.

It'll probably end up a puss-box for nailing full of nails. Maybe we'll keep some strange curios and relics in there.

Pics to come methinks.

Fudgie, we might have to just be of cross-order correspondence as I haven't the time for your order's bollox pumping assignments. Although I will steal that most excellent of meditation techniques from you, seeing as how I already stole it from several other people who stole it from the Buddhist traditions of the Himalayas.

Between the nonagram's lines is an invisible HADIT. GAZE FIXEDLY UPON HIM. This is how you will find the true crooked reliquary cabinet of she who is best left unmentioned. And upon finding that true crooked cabinet.... You will undoubtedly be driven to flesh the cabinet as a reliquary of ERIS.

tHEN POUND IT FULL OF NAILs

each nail is a guy

a guy made of rusty nail...

he tells that ERIS CAT BOX (of those five juggled face masks) who is the crooked cabinet. That is, the guy tells the cabinet. The cat-box. [grin]

That is why we dress that guy in the right vibes and condition-mojos and sometimes we hang a sack-de-nation from him. We do that so he can carry the sack-de-nation with him to the cat box. When we feed him, and his sack-de-nation and his lovely lady cat box... We can feed them all kinds. The food depends on the work, or the whim. But she has whims and works to do too you know. So you should get a seer and find a good mode to commune with her. Lest, you and her get frustrated with each other.

But there is a method I already exposed. A method you can use to commune with her.

That nine-pointed-star and it's secret HADIT. Thats how she can speak. And all those arrows too.

Bone mojo she likes in her cabinet. Shiny mojos too!

I've been an Episkopos for coming up on five years now, i would not however think of myself anymore as a discordian, but just an Apostle ov my beloved crazy space mother (or erisian, or whatever the pinkboys are calling it these days)
my personal paradigm would be hard to explain so you can feel free to just read the PostHyperMeta Cabal's first book here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/82132897/The- ... Prophecies

if you want any help making delicious Eris Juju let me know, im down.

Cool.

I'll have to read later,work is calling atm.
recognise a few names there on the title page and of course the LS too.

Does this mean we can discuss the 23 current again now?
Yey!

HOLY 23-- it is BILLYSQUATCH-O-SAUR REX! ! ! ! ! OUR KINGLY POPE EPISKOPOS REV. BILLY ETHAN BOZSQUATCHAUSAURUSREXICONOLATORZOMG, KSC

Nahemah wrote: Does this mean we can discuss the 23 current again now?
Yey!

OH MY SHIT YES IT DOES YEY! TO THE 55!

I was in the stairwell earlier

I smoked some bowls with my cat and my juju.

I was examining the tool marks on antique wood-carved cat juju figure I acquired.

As I recognized the mark a raven swooped past the stairwell, ominously going khrau~~~~~k khrau~~~~~k. I knew the tool mark, and how the artisian had in those past times, when making that juju, stroked the wood with the tool to make the aershaeps on le cate. I have to work in two and a half hours.

It dawned on me (the making of the marks,) as the whoosh of feathers on air and that ominous khrau~~~~~k khrau~~~~~k. I saw that artisian's working in my minds eye. I saw the making of the juju, at it's parralelelele to my selection of a burly branch and cutting and shaping thereof into a cat juju of some-like shape and nature.

I also rearanged the stairwell burnt up mouldering recliner juju. Fed the jar o jujus... I am waiting four more nights, this one included for the magnet to fix. Once it has the right jujus innit, I will incorporate it into a multijomo mojo hand. I will do it in the names of ERIS and Lucky youdoo saint, Pope Apostle Van Van Mojo, KSC. Also maybe St. Cyprian of Antioch. As he has been finding his way into my (f)ARTs the days lately.

Unnrrellattedd Bolloxx

The multijomo mojo hand will likely assist me in having copious amounts of art supplies cannabis possibly money and ERIS' daughters also [crazy] It will be louded with magnets and loudstoeneses

no pundctuation mraks

I do indeed require some juju aestheticstistancetits SquatchBozAlmighty

AlmightyBoz wrote:if you want any help making delicious Eris Juju let me know, im down.

AlmightyBoz wrote:I've been an Episkopos for coming up on five years now, i would not however think of myself anymore as a discordian, but just an Apostle ov my beloved crazy space mother (or erisian, or whatever the pinkboys are calling it these days)
my personal paradigm would be hard to explain so you can feel free to just read the PostHyperMeta Cabal's first book here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/82132897/The- ... Prophecies

if you want any help making delicious Eris Juju let me know, im down.

I was thinking, I could mail you some old wood I find. Maybe you can mail it back to me after doing some Erisian Rite with it. Or exchange it for some other object and send it to me. Or maybe you will get a woodin juju fetish of another variety. (Do you remeber the FBXchangePact?)

Have you a skype these days?

I has le Episkopopial vibes vibin' in my vehicle since circa 2005 BTW, if we are comparing ERISHISHISHLONGs. Count em. [grin] HAIL ERIS, I AM THE DOGS BOLLOX! A FUCKING MAGUS I AM.

I invoke, decree, and dream Awake
the full cellular Ascension
of my Being;
Physical, mental, emotional,
spiritual,
in this Now
With the full support of God/Goddess
The Ascended MAster realm
to include:
Our Ascended Master Self,
father Saint Germain, Sananda,
the Holy Mother Mary,
Quan Yin/GOddess of Mercy, Archangel
Michael and the Legions, Ashtar and the
entrie command, Babaki, Raphael, Gabriel,
Clan of the Trumpet Angels,
Aboriginal and tribal shamen,
Goddesses of Fortune
Angels of Light
Elohim
Clan of the Serpents
Shiva
All Christ Frequencies
All animal totems
All Elementals
Fire
Water
Air
Earth
And their opposites
All in Perfect Balance
All divine beings of Light, Love and Ascension
Named and unamed
To active the cells within my being,
Who are your counterparts
With the Unified power of the All
I decree my Highest Good always
Operating in theis NOW
I decree Grace and Mercy always operating in this Now.
I invoke, decree, and dream Awake
the full truth and reality of ascension
in this NOW
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE
THE FULL TRUTH AND REALITY OF ASCENSION
IN
THIS
NOW
I invoke and dream AWake
With every breath that I breath
I breath the Octarine Fire
Transmuting my whole being.
I invoke and dream awake
the full current of ascension
In every cell of my being
I am ascended
NOW
I invoke and dream Awake
expanded God Consciousness
Fully Realized in Me
Now
As and Unlimited Abundance
Fulfilling my every need, dream and desire.
I invoke and dream Awake
the ending of procrastination, tiredness,
blockages, obstances, & unhealthy belief systems
NOW
I decree immediate, unlimited abundance in my life
NOW
I invoke and dream awake
my Liberation
From all Karmic debt
Now
I am Infinite, Inexhaustable Opulence and Wealth
I invoke and Dream Awake
My own personal Empowerment
In every instant that anyone is impacted by,
My being and Creations
I invoke and dream Awake
the Infinite Empowerment
Of My spiritual, sexsual, mental, emotional,
physical and financial relationship with
Life.
I invoke and dream Awake
Sacred Sexuality, Erotic Innocence, and
always express the Sacredness of sexual force
for pleasure, creativity and healing.
I invoke and dream Awake
World Universal Healing from all sexual
woundedness and shame.
I invoke and dream Awake worldwide
Release of all manipulating forces and
beings who would control humanity; past,
present and future for detriment.
I invoke the Angels and Ascended Masters
to realign and heal all misued Energies
to include the full restructuring of our DNA and Cells.
I invoke and dream awake the
Transmutation of all negative and judgemental projections
Transmuted into luminous, lucid mirror-like awareness.
I invoke and dream awake my constant ability to remain
Centered and balanced
In all my Spiritual, sexual, social, physical, mental, emotional and psychic
Experiences, perceptions and empathic nature~
All overwhelming psychic energies are buffered and released by me automatically, easily and effortlessly.
I am the unlimited source of luminous, lucid, mirror-like awareness.
I Am Empowered by Everything!
I Am Empowered by all experiences, perceptions and joys.
I am continually renewed by my own luminous nature.
I am Empowered by Everything!
All Experiences, perceptions and sensations are my joys.
Every Instance of Awareness in my life is a
Sacred Ritual of Empowerment and Initiation.
I invoke and dream Awake my Lucid Dreaming,
Lucid Dreaming every time I sleep and total remembering when I awake.
Lucid Dreaming every time I sleep and total remembering when I awake.
Lucid Dreaming every time I sleep and total remembering when I awake.
Lucid Dreaming every time I sleep and total remembering when I awake.
Lucid Dreaming every time I sleep and total remembering when I awake.
I invoke and dream Awake my Infinite Harmonious Resonance with God/Godess/I AM!
I invoke and dream awake the full expression of my Miraculous Healing and Creative Power!
I invoke and dream awake the full and beautiful flowering of my awareness as an expression of the beauty and unity of all awareness.
My life is a continuous stream of
MIRACLES!
I invoke and dream Awake my infinite
ability and willingness to receive ALL of
LIFE'S BLESSINGS, JOYS AND INITIATIONS
I INVOKE and Dream AWAKE a constant
Attitude of Gratitude, Joy and Thanks for my whole life,
All of my Accomplishments and Blessings
Including the same for the Universe at Large.
I invoke and dream Awake the full
Blessings of God / Godess, The Ascended Masters, Angels, Guides and All Blessed Sentient Beings, I decree, Bless this earth.I invoke and dream and Awake all my decrees, invocations and prayers - I have released into ERIS and opended myself to Her response, Suppoer & Love in my Highest Good.
I invoke and dream Awake the release of all
past, present and future lifetimes of decrees, thoughts, actions, emtions, feelings, experiences and vows which would bind me to limitation, lack, destiny and anything holding back
Ascension in this NOW.
I invoke and dream Awake the full
reclaiming of my
Eternal nonSelf as Powerful
Loving and Fully aligned in Abundant
God Consciousness.
I invoke and dream Awake the total dissolving of all manipulating forces which would bind this earth plane in fear.
I invoke and dream Awake the influence of the Ascended Master realm and Angels to Intercede and raise the vibrations higher to bring the Light of Luminous and Infinitely Lucid Mirror-like Awareness into the Darkness,
Raising the Frequency of Love and God Consciousness on Planet Earth in this
NOW!
I invoke and dream Awake the Ascension of Planet Earth and All Sentinet Beings
In
this
NOW!!!!!
I INVOKE AMD DREAM AWAKE ERIS
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE ALL ERISIAN POWERS
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE EVERY NAMEABLE AND UNAMEABLE ERISIAN VIBE AND THANG
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE ALL ERISIAN LIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTES, TOUCHES AND TICKLES
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE STRANGE AND LUCID ERISIAN DREAMS
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE STRANGE AND POWERFUL MIRACLES OF ERIS
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE STRANGE AND LUCID EXPERIENCES OF ERISIAN ECSTACY
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE MIGHTY ERIS, QUEEN OF SPACE, TIME, TIMELESSNESSSSSENSSELEMIT, BITS, BOBS, CONNIES, PINKS, CATS, DOGS, FROGS, BATS, BEAR AND ALL WHORES
I INVOKE AND DREAM AWAKE MIGHTY ERIS, QUEEN OF SPACE, TIME, TIMELESSNESSSSSENSSELEMIT, BRING UNTO ME MANY MIRACLES
MY LIFE IS A STRING OF PEARLY ERISIAN MIRACLES
NOW
EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE IS A PEARLY ERISIAN MIRACLE
NOW
MY LIFE IS FULL OF STRANGE AND WONDERFUL ERISIAN INSTANCES
MY LIFE IS FULL OF THE POWER OF THE HOLY 23 OF ERIS ESOTERIC
MY LIFE IS
NOW
NOW
NOW
FULL OF ERIS
(sALUTING THE 4 CARDINAL OF THE 20 CARDINAL DIRECTIONS)
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS
(sALUTING THE BOLLOX/CUNT SAYING THE DAMN INVOCATION OF ERIS ESOTERIC)
HAIL ERIS

OH HAIL ERIS, FIVE TIMES
FIVE TIMES TO THE POWER OF FIVE
(sALUTING THE 4 CARDINAL OF THE 20 CARDINAL DIRECTIONS)
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS
HAIL ERIS

FINGER SNAP and silently HAIL ERIS

HAHAHA! Excellent! EXCELLENT! AllmightyBoz, your gospel has been logged in our ever growing erisian library. I have

managed to hold the interest of enough Discordians to warrant the making of a forum. This site will be the Internet HQ for

the Golden Hand. Of Which you are all welcome to join. A nutshell explanation of TGH is as follows:

"An online cabal of Discordian Occultism to Combat the Illuminati Conspiracy Vibes(weather they are real or not doesn't

matter to me, I'm in this for the lulzy adventure) Some deep Chaos Magick ****! Chaotic & Discordian Egregores to haunt

modern day suburban households, Discordian Sigil Graffiti. Anti-Illuminati Propaganda, Erisian Liberation Recruitment

Propaganda, Oh!!! The results are unfathomable and the games are endless."

We are the hardcore Discordians. Our initiation rituals often leave the weak to give up before an attempt is even made.

Even the strong of will like the Discordian Pope by the Name of SwimQuxotic who has already been initiated, went rogue

after his infiltration with the Mormon Church.

THEE FIVE ASPECTS OF Triple-ERIS ESOTERIC

THEE FIVE ASPECTS of Triple-ERIS ESOTERIC are the juggled masks of a dark and stormy nyarlathozhothian GODESS. i BEGAN to speak to her through my very own PINEAL GLAND and she revealed to me her Esoteric Fivefold Facemasks.
ERIS=0
EYEBEINGERIS
(ERIS EGO)
I of X
Here we begin She is every mote of awareness, confused and void. She is me and I seem to be a fiction. She is every molecule atom and particle. She is also every Squid.
ERIS¹
(ERIS CATBOX)
X of I
She is space with three dimensions. You know her well because she is were you sit, on which you sit, she is also that with which you sit. Three dimensions, a box for you. A box for me. A CATBOX box for EYEBEINGERIS.
ERIS²
(KRONERIS)
L of XI
She is TIME she has three dimensions. We move in her and we move through her. AND WE WILL CONTROL tIMe!!!!! She is a clock, a box-clock of three dimensions. A box within a box, full of boxes.
ERIS³
(ERIS-URMu, ERIS-Harmonia-Maya-Lila)
C of XI
She is that beyond, that timelessnessssensselemit ERISURMu. She is was and will be three dimensions. Three dimensions, a box for old clockboxKRONERIS. An old BOX URMu. A box within a box within a box, full of b oxthers.

ERIS=5
0 of X
ERIS AN-AYA
(the VOID whore AN-AYA OCCULTIA ANERIS)

She is the formless, TRANSFINITE void ERIS AN-AYA OCCULTIA ANERIS.

she is the passionate spaciousness, space of spaces in spaces.

A Nyarlathozothian curve connecting all points, to all points.

She is my mother, sister, lover, daughter. It is she whom awaits my death so that we may sweetly embrace.

She is fivefold triple+1 formed!

Thus Spake Squirt McMeatus!

She is the CUNTSTANK
She is the Yoni Tattva
Hail ERIS!

I have found Eris, and I did things to her when I found her. More like she found me and rode me cowgirl!

HAIL ERIS, GODDESS OF KHAOS!
REFINE THE STEEL,
REMOVE THE DROSS!
BRING LOYAL FRIENDS CLOSE,
MAY ENEMIES BEGONE!
I AM AZOTH PENDRAGON!

Holy shit guy! Thats a sick rhyme. 1mma snatch it for my own fappery.

Also, a breifi update:

Yesterday 1 posted a post in this thread which disappeared 5 minutes after 1 posted it! It contained information on LeBox which is in progress.

Also there have been setbacks. 1 moved the Brunt-Chair mojos and whatnot out into a public space. For about five days all was well. 1 even added more to the heap.

But yesterday 1 went for a walk and was dismayed to find someone had carted off my mojo. [crymore] [mad]

HAIL ERIS [crazy]

In other news 1 got an old TV set and some wheels. Found some discarded pallets also. So 1 thinks those will suffice for construction materials. Moving them is gonna be a bitch though unless 1 can get a coworker with a truck to help, or something like that.