tl;dr sex is bad, everyone stop reproducing right now!
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:44 pm
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE IT'S A NICE 10PM AND IT'S RANT TIME WITH CYBERDEMON
okay so lets go over creation
why did it happen? cause lucifer challenged allah (read, "yhvh" if you want) about the adam entity's superiority
so yhvh "dropped" adam into the eden garden
then yhvh made lilith
lilith actually had the right idea and kinda ended up saying "no" to adam when he tried to do the dirty and she got banished for that or something (probably because god knew what was about to happen & preventing a winning-condition for lucifer from existing would be extra-paradoxical...?)
then allah made eve from adam's rib dna cause that gives adam a reason to claim authority over her
adam's all "uhhhh" about it anyway and eve wanders off
lucifer shows up as a friendly wee snake looking all awww and innocent around a nice attractive looking fruit on a tree to attract eve to the tree-of-wisdom
eve eats that and therefore invokes what's basically sex-ed
feels shame because now she knows what sex does ie. produces more humans
adam is like "oh what dat" and eats apple
they do the dirty
and produces more humans
adam and his squad therefore loses because.. well, he was supposed to just have resisted all the temptations and died and gone right back to yhvh but nope
point to lucifer, he's now caused the entire progeny of humans to start to exist, and he's all over the place playing with humans etc etc etc...
oops.
(considering putting this in grimoire of giggles because of how i came up with this story but hey food for thought)
okay so lets go over creation
why did it happen? cause lucifer challenged allah (read, "yhvh" if you want) about the adam entity's superiority
so yhvh "dropped" adam into the eden garden
then yhvh made lilith
lilith actually had the right idea and kinda ended up saying "no" to adam when he tried to do the dirty and she got banished for that or something (probably because god knew what was about to happen & preventing a winning-condition for lucifer from existing would be extra-paradoxical...?)
then allah made eve from adam's rib dna cause that gives adam a reason to claim authority over her
adam's all "uhhhh" about it anyway and eve wanders off
lucifer shows up as a friendly wee snake looking all awww and innocent around a nice attractive looking fruit on a tree to attract eve to the tree-of-wisdom
eve eats that and therefore invokes what's basically sex-ed
feels shame because now she knows what sex does ie. produces more humans
adam is like "oh what dat" and eats apple
they do the dirty
and produces more humans
adam and his squad therefore loses because.. well, he was supposed to just have resisted all the temptations and died and gone right back to yhvh but nope
point to lucifer, he's now caused the entire progeny of humans to start to exist, and he's all over the place playing with humans etc etc etc...
oops.
(considering putting this in grimoire of giggles because of how i came up with this story but hey food for thought)