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Misterioso
...while calenders are marching. I have pondered the infinite definitions of chairs and soy sauce and have licked the Tootsie Roll Pop three times before I crunched it to find my muse. These are the last minutes of Misterioso and she stares at you through unfiltered windows and laughs at ceramic junk monkeys. At some time in about seven moments ago you will find her over a rainbow and seeking the divinity in puddles of anti-freeze and kids outside your local mall. How is this not obvious to all who refuse to listen? Music is a moment's notice and Radar notices that moment. Some have opened the matchbook to find the forbidden lore of future shamans and bizarre crimson terminology. She has thought of us sleeping and it has made her cry. Leave her alone. Chairs swivel and darkness falls and yet these scents of champa and vanilla give no clue as to where we were. Open these gates and order Big Macs on sale and cherish the first fry that falls to the floor. Some have forgiven themselves but I have cursed their breakfast and their checkpool dollars. Let it be known that Oompa has pictured motions and stabilized the paper towels. That is a sign of things to go. Have you been watching what is in your spoon? You will find the patterns on blank screens with hyperlinks to know-where. She senses that we are sick of working and she holds on to tangles of wires that destroy hemispheres. She has reached inside and held the machine and found the opposite of it's yearning to be. Sometimes when the Moon is hiding I can hear the mist and feel the sound of distant thunder and early transmissions from 20th century radio. She floats above the ocean and casts here words away upon the waves. That is her gesture and her silence. Struck down there is nothing in her hand. Green teas are crumbled and the closeness is far from here. Let's reinvent this madness and build altars on rooftops in her honor. The little people have listened and they have changed their tune. Someone has blamed the lactose intolerant for the ego of Arcadia. Pinball is the answer but you have been stripped of this most ancient of sugar-coated secrets. Spiders are reconciling the quantum paradox. So much at stake and then I wake up. Bitches Brew was in her honor and it can still be heard Miles away. She dances...
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Original post: Netaungrot
Twisting out of a brothel napkin seventy bent miscalculations culminated to a creschendo of bubbling removals of and reapplication of this product contraindicated by the moor. Insects of belief diffuse in presence, the rumpled breakthroughs yet to roll over the top into the hissing scauldron of infrared, a mirage of photon-distorting waves lubricated the synesthesia invading Bonnogus like parabolic agency games.
Crumbs of toasted boulders
riding the invincible pattern
unbenknownst, thee-yes-thee
reneging interlopers inserted
the very re-experienced pineal squealing
ever fit to become a living bridge. . .
Encapsulated in solid futures the redress of bureaucracy reminded spirals anareligious.
Hotsteppin' a mushroom fit for clouds, she mixes in spinach before a trumpet's refrain and a wobble of gesticulation. Every transition stolen. The salmon background saturating the ocular emptiness . . .
Recreation grommet a hunger mesa smog, due a boo wu too soon, seems stinky for a semiprecious stevenson.
Warbling through to the folded dimensional points, rorshachs of mountains connected by reverberating bellybutton fracture into liquid invitation. . .
Twisting out of a brothel napkin seventy bent miscalculations culminated to a creschendo of bubbling removals of and reapplication of this product contraindicated by the moor. Insects of belief diffuse in presence, the rumpled breakthroughs yet to roll over the top into the hissing scauldron of infrared, a mirage of photon-distorting waves lubricated the synesthesia invading Bonnogus like parabolic agency games.
Crumbs of toasted boulders
riding the invincible pattern
unbenknownst, thee-yes-thee
reneging interlopers inserted
the very re-experienced pineal squealing
ever fit to become a living bridge. . .
Encapsulated in solid futures the redress of bureaucracy reminded spirals anareligious.
Hotsteppin' a mushroom fit for clouds, she mixes in spinach before a trumpet's refrain and a wobble of gesticulation. Every transition stolen. The salmon background saturating the ocular emptiness . . .
Recreation grommet a hunger mesa smog, due a boo wu too soon, seems stinky for a semiprecious stevenson.
Warbling through to the folded dimensional points, rorshachs of mountains connected by reverberating bellybutton fracture into liquid invitation. . .
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Amon L'isa
...the veil of Isis and the drippings of solitude and simple complexities. Someone made me do it but it was the choice I made. This was her holiday and the mastering of Krispy Kremes. I see blue light cell phone enchantments and television commercials in movie theatres. Where did it all go wrong? She is the last poet and has written our lives to be and now she has raised her brow and someone has caught her smiling and that is Forever Maybe. Our wasted years will not be forgiven but her laughter is divine. Proof of chopsticks and elastic waistbands. Have you seen the crop-circles? Oompa has projected the colourless green and has lived up to my expectations. It is rare but has been lightly salted. Everybody knows when you're happy and they know when you've lost but she just shrugs and snacks on gummi worms and declares it a sacrifice. I have given the keys for those who wish for locks. This is the evolution of the Ministry of Radar and the implication of sandwiches. Where is Daffy Duck? She informs us of his suicide attempt and whether it consisted of particles or waves. That was the download and the mischievious installation that failed. The decomposition of living bunnies and staged emotions. "I don't know what to feel" is what they say. She thinks of hideous towns. Have you tasted the airwaves and made love to a Tarot spread? She wants answers and she wants them now! The rose coloured sky is falling apart and it's pieces can be found in gumball machines and hightech corporate design meetings. Lady sings the blues.
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Original post: Radiant Star
It reigned stealing light from workers in purple robes on New Street diving between starbright messengers as the bearded ducks interconnected with semi-circular inkwells and superlative brigades sweltered by the lea now lush with imprinted energetical links surveyed plantations overgrown with ego effervescence dominated the curricular of absolute serious intention vilifying non-sensical determination actioned by Guineverians on their way to Lapland showing sole-less footprints magickally appearing to the unsuspecting pumpkin overlooking deep chaos and uproarious red whipping motions of Zebadieâ??s mind masticating over the beautiful opening of the composerâ??s aria whilst he peeled blue vegetables from the square frame intended for soliloquy crowded by horned crows muttering their charms to keen listeners deafened by dull thuds of heartbeats during workings of darkness.
It reigned stealing light from workers in purple robes on New Street diving between starbright messengers as the bearded ducks interconnected with semi-circular inkwells and superlative brigades sweltered by the lea now lush with imprinted energetical links surveyed plantations overgrown with ego effervescence dominated the curricular of absolute serious intention vilifying non-sensical determination actioned by Guineverians on their way to Lapland showing sole-less footprints magickally appearing to the unsuspecting pumpkin overlooking deep chaos and uproarious red whipping motions of Zebadieâ??s mind masticating over the beautiful opening of the composerâ??s aria whilst he peeled blue vegetables from the square frame intended for soliloquy crowded by horned crows muttering their charms to keen listeners deafened by dull thuds of heartbeats during workings of darkness.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Original post: Kuroyagi
in paris the poet nerval lead a lobster on a leash for a walk
what a drag!
balzac drank 65 cups of mocca/coffee a day
I hate those monks
their menu of asceticism is starving them by self-importance.
in paris the poet nerval lead a lobster on a leash for a walk
what a drag!
balzac drank 65 cups of mocca/coffee a day
I hate those monks
their menu of asceticism is starving them by self-importance.
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Metamorphosis of Kaleidoscope
...middle-aged women have created artificial nutritional facts submitted to Burger King to have it their way. These are their strategies, their living wages. Contents are irrelevant and some have begged in the street for penniless attributes and symbolic toddlers. She continues to stare us into non-existence and she viddied right at once what to do. Digital catastrophe and natural prisms of spinning ringworm. The bear is speaking of tangent dreams and the zero-point. We are waking from "single vision and Newton's sleep" and she has divided the scopes. Pyramid schemes and destitute Southerners bow to burning longevity. She keeps you in mind. While some have spoken of preparation and level-headed photosynthesis we arrange for favorable demonstrations of bottom drawer analysis. Developmental deletions of a newborn love life and our cherry-filled monitors understand her bitter fascinations. When the ocean is vertical and the orgasm has missed it's mark we will find her by the roadside giving free examinations to unworthy patriots and former employees of Parascope Incorporated and this will be her sigil:
Some have dreamed of inward convertibles and have caused accidents of pink afros and go-carts but nothing compares to her undying sympathy for inkstains on figertips of psychoscribes and esoteric t-shirts. She leaves you with broken plasticine...
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Original post: DropAndRiver
All these things I hope to find, Zoraster puts the albums on rewind. No no, like Lao Tzu, the rhythm must go with the flow. Great minds think alike, steal ideas like a child steals his friend's bike. You can turn the dial, but there's only one radio station; Jesus' fingers dance on the countertop in anticipation. Something sweeter seductive to the senses but sinister to the stomach, more desert than is deserved can leave the body haunted. Extended release will never cease in helping the pain subside, but numbing does no good; you must attack where the threat resides. Am I the only one to see the power of the brain, there is a certain something that I find unlikely to be feigned.
Hysteria is lost but has a lasting impression; acts are discontinued, but still require confession. The mystery of a moon gives way to an obvious sun, meaning apparent in several deeds never done. Rolling tape recording raspy voices reciting lyrics long left unsung in a nightclub at last call.
All these things I hope to find, Zoraster puts the albums on rewind. No no, like Lao Tzu, the rhythm must go with the flow. Great minds think alike, steal ideas like a child steals his friend's bike. You can turn the dial, but there's only one radio station; Jesus' fingers dance on the countertop in anticipation. Something sweeter seductive to the senses but sinister to the stomach, more desert than is deserved can leave the body haunted. Extended release will never cease in helping the pain subside, but numbing does no good; you must attack where the threat resides. Am I the only one to see the power of the brain, there is a certain something that I find unlikely to be feigned.
Hysteria is lost but has a lasting impression; acts are discontinued, but still require confession. The mystery of a moon gives way to an obvious sun, meaning apparent in several deeds never done. Rolling tape recording raspy voices reciting lyrics long left unsung in a nightclub at last call.
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Ad Astra Per Aspera
The Stereoscope has proven effective in our last-ditch efforts to summon the Starry Wisdom. She has put your faith in a headlock and trampled your desire to be ignored. A long hard road leads to the stars and she is selling tickets and catering to weary newcomers and disenchanted boxtops. Ice ages and Disney girls give form to coagulating fluids of disproportionate piano keys and grandiose visions of self-destruction and t'ain't nobody's bizness if she does. You are blinded my mediocrity and monochromatic technotronica, stifled by segments of moist sand and charming extended re-mixes of "Singing in the Rain". Where are our sacraments and peculiar potions of egg-yolk fantasies? Can it be found in 1943 where you were the participant in this celebration of let forever be and the dominant parasites? The word survives on supermarket shelves in enthusiastic pulp editions where ex-CIA madmen have gone AWOL. That is the obnoxious latitude and the coming of remarkable tyranny. Speculations about inhuman transcendence and baroque mysteries of intrinsic sighs and arrogant insularity. She is extracting pure thought and tube-feeding the living while making phonecalls and painting her nails. She lies there waiting for someone to contribute a brushstroke to free her from those original Decca recordings. Oompa is factory driven and is subject to your misguided hurricanes and prerequisite sex magick. Over-modifications of handheld tape-recorders give substance to liquid nightmares and M&M conspiracies. Someone has spoken of the mystic seaport where exercise bikes are consumed for free. That is the stream of her retina and the calming of ambient canyons. Beekeepers and scallywags live in subterranean tundras and await the rude awakening. Manufactured silence makes it's first movement towards membranes and deathwishes while media is absorbed through trajectories and lifeless passengers. Timerooms reverberate with synaptic transmissions of lifelong dreams and dead-on creepy. She has been presented with new complications.
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She made me in her image and left the door open,awaiting her return. "Cry"she said"you never cry." If she only knew that I keep my tears in a sock beneath the floorboards. They lie there with the empty madness I once gave to the girl next door. Like a rose it was, red, and smelling of the fresh earth, the earth that covers her now. Ah, now there is sadness, catch it quick and put it with the rest of the gifts of wisdom that collect like dry leaves in the dark and dusty corners of my soul. put it away till the time when drunk on the velvet of the midnight sky, I can give it to you. this is my amber legacy, my spider you see. the thing we all want but no one has the guts to ask for. it ends as it began because she made me in her image.
She made me in her image and left the door open,awaiting her return. "Cry"she said"you never cry." If she only knew that I keep my tears in a sock beneath the floorboards. They lie there with the empty madness I once gave to the girl next door. Like a rose it was, red, and smelling of the fresh earth, the earth that covers her now. Ah, now there is sadness, catch it quick and put it with the rest of the gifts of wisdom that collect like dry leaves in the dark and dusty corners of my soul. put it away till the time when drunk on the velvet of the midnight sky, I can give it to you. this is my amber legacy, my spider you see. the thing we all want but no one has the guts to ask for. it ends as it began because she made me in her image.
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Summoning Blue Mushroom
All who have waited for the porcupine puppets are now assembled in this ancient theatre of Fire and Skill. One-hundred years from now my sweetheart will reminisce about vetriloquists and imposters who spoke too soon. Trademarks and soup cans full of dayglo fingerprints and freezeframe sidewalks where consequences touch coffee-stained Playstations. Let us, in our desperate moment, call forth this Blue Mushroom and cushy responsibilities. Help us dine on honey bears and poisonous tuxedo roadkill. This is the last hour of the infamous shadow art where cameras are spitting and speaking in tongues. Salivated handshakes sing hymns of praise while card trick junkies translate investments with Stepford wives and doctor's orders. The landscape is bleeding honeymoons and flea-bitten economic clampdowns. Catacombs are filling with dreamers and video vacancies. Somewhere there is danger but not here tonight. This is our remembrance of television copies and ninety-nine cent gang-bangs. Someone has pulled the plug but collisions bring recoveries and karaoke sunsets. Doppelgangers and sirens living in asylums are burning witches and dinosaurs for using Hollywood mouthwash and cowboy options. Public service announcements and domestic hysteria leads to gagging reptiles with sandbags and concrete opinions. Grant this systematic sympathy to shareholders and planet queens. She has arrived in beautiful broken light speaking of Inamorata, Nighshade and the Seduction of the Veiled Oasis. This is the epiphany of the rising thermal butterfly and the gravity of her smile. She tells us of the darker star and the ecstatic orgasms of clouds watching. Somewhere the Pipes of Pan still play with faint recollections of continental drift and alien shores. She is the solitary witness of our dimensional release and the eternal expanse of perpetual utopian gathering. Let us sing at dawn to slowly dissolve the suspended memories of windchime encounters and scientific symbiosis. That will be our ghost of a chance and our sanctuary of heresy. Her iris is the configuration of seraphic light and stellar regions framed in the colour of your day. She will lose us along the way so tonight that we might see...
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Original post: Radiant Star
Webbed maniacs crumbled on hearing the demon eulogising on the merits of sky blue drums thumped with feathers whilst merry cardamom pods sang distinctly vile reminiscences during the tender outsnorings of an elephant resting sleepily on a dandelion stem where flies machine gunned the paddling squirrels as they sank through to the second universe on a see through opaque marble teaspoon when sudden vibrations waved around the inside of a pencil.
Webbed maniacs crumbled on hearing the demon eulogising on the merits of sky blue drums thumped with feathers whilst merry cardamom pods sang distinctly vile reminiscences during the tender outsnorings of an elephant resting sleepily on a dandelion stem where flies machine gunned the paddling squirrels as they sank through to the second universe on a see through opaque marble teaspoon when sudden vibrations waved around the inside of a pencil.
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Herein Lies Without
Straining the walk of amphigorous accidents, a lipogram with suicide doors designed the black in black like an out of season tomato. They presumed a wheelchair skittering the tarmac with a boon of chimney lung to lessen the likelihood of such decibels. And with such temerity.
Extant willow recidivism and the cleaner of panes. I write thees with my eyes shut and one foot on the ground. Wisps miss each other and hemispheres unfold. Checked scads rake a deaf man's itch but a tarantula can't make grades without the private life's effect on a smile. Who knew and what will document intentional punctuation errors.
There it feels a thought and dwarfs the impending. Snatch a habit to break the spanking or just enjoy the grey chrysalis; for torta and management clacks a happenstance. Bainbridge got this far in spite of the aquatic tactics. Make an electron transmogrify or stop the continuum of felt-tipped stagnation but remember what comes to long before outside of and the traces manifest expectant aversions.
Hello.
Herein Lies Without
Straining the walk of amphigorous accidents, a lipogram with suicide doors designed the black in black like an out of season tomato. They presumed a wheelchair skittering the tarmac with a boon of chimney lung to lessen the likelihood of such decibels. And with such temerity.
Extant willow recidivism and the cleaner of panes. I write thees with my eyes shut and one foot on the ground. Wisps miss each other and hemispheres unfold. Checked scads rake a deaf man's itch but a tarantula can't make grades without the private life's effect on a smile. Who knew and what will document intentional punctuation errors.
There it feels a thought and dwarfs the impending. Snatch a habit to break the spanking or just enjoy the grey chrysalis; for torta and management clacks a happenstance. Bainbridge got this far in spite of the aquatic tactics. Make an electron transmogrify or stop the continuum of felt-tipped stagnation but remember what comes to long before outside of and the traces manifest expectant aversions.
Hello.
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Herein Lies Without
Straining the walk of amphigorous accidents, a lipogram with suicide doors designed the black in black like an out of season tomato. They presumed a wheelchair skittering the tarmac with a boon of chimney lung to lessen the likelihood of such decibels. And with such temerity.
Extant willow recidivism and the cleaner of panes. I write thees with my eyes shut and one foot on the ground. Wisps miss each other and hemispheres unfold. Checked scads rake a deaf man's itch but a tarantula can't make grades without the private life's effect on a smile. Who knew and what will document intentional punctuation errors.
There it feels a thought and dwarfs the impending. Snatch a habit to break the spanking or just enjoy the grey chrysalis; for torta and management clacks a happenstance. Bainbridge got this far in spite of the aquatic tactics. Make an electron transmogrify or stop the continuum of felt-tipped stagnation but remember what comes to long before outside of and the traces manifest a wallow aversion.
Hello.
Herein Lies Without
Straining the walk of amphigorous accidents, a lipogram with suicide doors designed the black in black like an out of season tomato. They presumed a wheelchair skittering the tarmac with a boon of chimney lung to lessen the likelihood of such decibels. And with such temerity.
Extant willow recidivism and the cleaner of panes. I write thees with my eyes shut and one foot on the ground. Wisps miss each other and hemispheres unfold. Checked scads rake a deaf man's itch but a tarantula can't make grades without the private life's effect on a smile. Who knew and what will document intentional punctuation errors.
There it feels a thought and dwarfs the impending. Snatch a habit to break the spanking or just enjoy the grey chrysalis; for torta and management clacks a happenstance. Bainbridge got this far in spite of the aquatic tactics. Make an electron transmogrify or stop the continuum of felt-tipped stagnation but remember what comes to long before outside of and the traces manifest a wallow aversion.
Hello.
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smiles the mermaid's marker, the dead white belly bloats a poisoned word. he strums ash, supersonic gold, is embraced by the whispers of corded fire. tighten and twirl, try better next time and time again, bold again. rainbows in oils you prick my points: i am without prism. trident, sparkle in your salt. i inherit the moon. *

where in your vortex do your colors wallow? bleed visceral blood; drowns the dodo with unmade promises. quantum kaleidoscope transcends the stereoscope, particles ride waves of ultraviolet violence in snowflake archetypes. giggles from the box as the handed handle spins. psychotic prophet profits not from alchemical liturgy. torment Will and flaunt all i wanted.
Bones in branches boogie to a longwave, doves song, need is always pending. â??vous avez besoin de meilleur but, isolé tenez le premier rôleâ?Â
smiles the mermaid's marker, the dead white belly bloats a poisoned word. he strums ash, supersonic gold, is embraced by the whispers of corded fire. tighten and twirl, try better next time and time again, bold again. rainbows in oils you prick my points: i am without prism. trident, sparkle in your salt. i inherit the moon. *

where in your vortex do your colors wallow? bleed visceral blood; drowns the dodo with unmade promises. quantum kaleidoscope transcends the stereoscope, particles ride waves of ultraviolet violence in snowflake archetypes. giggles from the box as the handed handle spins. psychotic prophet profits not from alchemical liturgy. torment Will and flaunt all i wanted.
Bones in branches boogie to a longwave, doves song, need is always pending. â??vous avez besoin de meilleur but, isolé tenez le premier rôleâ?Â
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Oh bother. I think I have an idea. Or rather, something like one. Good morning. Eggs and bacon. Eggs sausage and bacon. Egg and spam. Egg bacon and spam. Spam egg sausage and spam. I wonder if you still make that shampoo I like. Spooned it right out of the cannister, I did. Never slept a wink. I would've never dreamed that someone of his stature would ever fondle waffles in such an erotic and precarious manner. Perhaps she thought it was silly. I personally would never agree to having my eyebrows waxed. Who would do the clean up?
Oh bother. I think I have an idea. Or rather, something like one. Good morning. Eggs and bacon. Eggs sausage and bacon. Egg and spam. Egg bacon and spam. Spam egg sausage and spam. I wonder if you still make that shampoo I like. Spooned it right out of the cannister, I did. Never slept a wink. I would've never dreamed that someone of his stature would ever fondle waffles in such an erotic and precarious manner. Perhaps she thought it was silly. I personally would never agree to having my eyebrows waxed. Who would do the clean up?
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[QUOTE=whimsy]quantum kaleidoscope transcends the stereoscope, particles ride waves of ultraviolet[/QUOTE][QUOTE=whimsy]sayeth the Oompa[/QUOTE]Let's please get this thread back OFF topic.
[QUOTE=whimsy]quantum kaleidoscope transcends the stereoscope, particles ride waves of ultraviolet[/QUOTE][QUOTE=whimsy]sayeth the Oompa[/QUOTE]Let's please get this thread back OFF topic.

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Precious baby, ceramic in a paper cup like a bored angel gazing up. Man with a Fascist intention looses his pension over a slip of the tongue. Devil with a condom nearby, for he can't let another one die. Skrich scratch of hallographic albums covers, like nails of a chalkboard or two badly kissing lovers. Bowling lane, gutterball, guess God looses after all. Gabriel is on a plane to Sedona wearing a baseball cap, with a notebook in a silken lap. Man, it is hard to see your angel fly away, with not a word to say.
I drew myself a door with a piece of wet chalk, and through that door I took myself to a brighter place with more storage space; I forgot the chalk to draw a door back, but that isn't something that is painful to lack. Unplugged, but not really know what I'm running off, I feel hazed in a hallway drinking and drugged...watching a Boeing with an angel fly off into the sunset.
Precious baby, ceramic in a paper cup like a bored angel gazing up. Man with a Fascist intention looses his pension over a slip of the tongue. Devil with a condom nearby, for he can't let another one die. Skrich scratch of hallographic albums covers, like nails of a chalkboard or two badly kissing lovers. Bowling lane, gutterball, guess God looses after all. Gabriel is on a plane to Sedona wearing a baseball cap, with a notebook in a silken lap. Man, it is hard to see your angel fly away, with not a word to say.
I drew myself a door with a piece of wet chalk, and through that door I took myself to a brighter place with more storage space; I forgot the chalk to draw a door back, but that isn't something that is painful to lack. Unplugged, but not really know what I'm running off, I feel hazed in a hallway drinking and drugged...watching a Boeing with an angel fly off into the sunset.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Ichabod Crane.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Ichabod Crane.
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for feeding the tree root baby, tripe first and then tripe, tripe again. If upon this discovery a waddle laden loopdigger doth dig in upon thee with jab, play the card of caring not, lest care upon thy claw.
advice, you see, is given forth in fortnight, bite-size, slights. these heap upon in corners, till the coroner crows at mourners: your Beautiful Memory Picture is no fixture, no pouring pitcher, only stocking stitchers. here comes making sense again, a difficult avoidence, a bird in heat in song in calling in nesting in broken neck lollying. . .
so far... candyman, candyman, candyman.
candyman
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candygram! candygram for mongo!
for feeding the tree root baby, tripe first and then tripe, tripe again. If upon this discovery a waddle laden loopdigger doth dig in upon thee with jab, play the card of caring not, lest care upon thy claw.
advice, you see, is given forth in fortnight, bite-size, slights. these heap upon in corners, till the coroner crows at mourners: your Beautiful Memory Picture is no fixture, no pouring pitcher, only stocking stitchers. here comes making sense again, a difficult avoidence, a bird in heat in song in calling in nesting in broken neck lollying. . .
so far... candyman, candyman, candyman.
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candygram! candygram for mongo!
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Bollocks I say! What you all write is of no comfort to a man who has bilocated twice this month. Conjuring obscenities in thy name of Love won't get thy bed any warmer now.
But I say persevere in thy failings! Breathe the laugh of the twats like argile smoke in thy nostrils. What! What! Listen! The arrogant sovoreignity of the stars and the lukewarm velocity of the moments are kissing your feet. Uncage a tweety bird and destroy a mechanical clock. I say persevere in thy failings! For only these can produce the twatish laughter that is healthier than nicotine!.
Bollocks I say! What you all write is of no comfort to a man who has bilocated twice this month. Conjuring obscenities in thy name of Love won't get thy bed any warmer now.
But I say persevere in thy failings! Breathe the laugh of the twats like argile smoke in thy nostrils. What! What! Listen! The arrogant sovoreignity of the stars and the lukewarm velocity of the moments are kissing your feet. Uncage a tweety bird and destroy a mechanical clock. I say persevere in thy failings! For only these can produce the twatish laughter that is healthier than nicotine!.
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So, rooftop altars it is!
So, rooftop altars it is!
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Original post: Qryztufre
I was standing outside reading this thread as something flew up from behind and hit me in the head like a Frisbee tossed by disgruntled fans of some unknown paradigm. It was then that the thought struck me that maybe the key to life is circular in nature and that if flies through the cosmos like the toys of youth. Could this be the answer? Most likely not, but regardless, I took that Frisbee home with me in case my suspicions were correct on the matter.
I now keep the object hung above my mantle in hopes that the powers that me manifest themselfs within the flames of the fireplace below. Granted, it would likely help if the thing were not gas powered, or maybe it would help more if I even used it, but this matter is beside the point. I know that it is an option, and an option that I shall allow to remain open should the need to call upon such things ever arise.

I now keep the object hung above my mantle in hopes that the powers that me manifest themselfs within the flames of the fireplace below. Granted, it would likely help if the thing were not gas powered, or maybe it would help more if I even used it, but this matter is beside the point. I know that it is an option, and an option that I shall allow to remain open should the need to call upon such things ever arise.