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[QUOTE=ooga_booga;360662]I would rather expend my energies on something worth doing :)[/QUOTE]
Ooo! Nice Save.
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[QUOTE=Leviathan;360748]a surprisingly, very popular threaded topic.[/QUOTE]

Isn't it though?
What started as a reason to buy Magnum-XL Condoms, has become a debate on "True-Will", "Spiritual Enlightenment", "The Parameters of Magical Manifestations", and "The Dissolution of Ego".

I'm thinking of Building a Summer Home, here! :D

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Original post: dr. ski wampas

[QUOTE=Centrix;360587]but it could be the hardest thing in the world to do.[/QUOTE]

apparently not harder than getting over actually wanting it to begin with, or stressing about all the stupid shit you might if you have a small dick.

[QUOTE=Azzerac;360636]I would like to apologize for my SEVERE response.
This topic could have been handled in a Much Better & Socially Conducive way, and I dropped the ball!
I'm sorry for unloading. I miss-represented your tone in my first reading, and allowed my passions to escape, unchecked.
It was a most dis-honorable way to address your statements, I would appreciate
a chance to redress this wrong without prejudice.
I would appreciate your patience.[/QUOTE]

i liked that bit about cosmogony, and was confused reading the rest of that post because it seemed like you guys were actually agreeing with each other... but than i read the other reaponse from the other guy, and this post followed and i saw that you are actually a pretty intelligent guy.

i wasnt trying to "dis" anyone earlier with my comment about chaos magick. i think what dragonvry said was pretty impressive. i have known friends who have conditioned themselves to withstand long periods of fasting and who do it for a variety of reasons which they believe to be beneficial... but the methods they use vary, and none of them i would say use chaos magick, or are even very educated in occult matters at all.

you mentioned not having a mastery over the whole body-mind thing and it made me think. you mentioned earlier all the feats you have been able to achieve with magick, and seem competent enough, yet you were ready to argue QeZ's point at the drop of a hat... you responded to my post saying to "raise the bar".

whether i get results or not is for me to know... for someone who is so material minded, and can achieve great success on that level, yet says they dont have the mental strength to sustain a fast, what will happen when you lose the body, and all you are is mind?

your very eloquent suggestion of a cosmological model was so seemingly perfect, and yet i dont know why you and qez can't both be right.

why is it that you would say our perspective is due to a lack of results? or that it's fluffy-bunny, or even new aged? i think most new agey stuff tends to not even want to get into the real "meat" of the matter and that it's more people who are interested in material success and other like minded stuff that are drawn to the occult than anyone looking for ascension.

for as long as there have been adepts, mystics, gurus, shamans, etc, etc. this has always been the concern... not so with the generations of people we have today who take an interest in this stuff after playing diablo II.

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Original post: Circle of Twelve

"Is it true what they say about you magicians?"

"ZZZiiiiiiippppp!"

"It's twew, It's Twew!"

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On the side-topic of "Ego vs Enlightenment":

We tend to look through the eyes of western traditions when we look at religio-magical advancement. What we, as a group, are failing to do is realize the extent the of influence of Mahayana Buddhism on the whole subject! Dissolution of Ego is simply one facet of the entirety of Mental Processes. It is not the lone goal. One group sold a "package-belief & process", and though they had a good idea, it doesn't hold up in the real world!

Fact: We are alive.
Fact: We are multicellular life.
Fact: There is an agreement of mutual support in the multi-cellular existence.
Fact: One of those 'agreements' is to feed that community.
Fact: Eating ANYTHING is an act of Aggressive Superiority.
The "Program" that is Ego is a survival technique, rooted in the very survival of the individual, as a species.

The very brain you use to develop these ideas is a direct result of Survival of The Fittest: "Me! Mine! Now!"
Such a conflict of interest, between the Source & the Goal of a life form, is incomprehensible, when examined as a "Whole Story".
(Like people using TV. to say how much TV needs to be stopped!)


Story time!:
"Once upon a time, there was a group of Tonsured Brahman pilgrims, that left India to find out where the sun went to bed at night. They followed it's path throughout Eurasia. Their final destination was Ireland. We call them Celts, now. The only aspect of their origin that remains is a frightening similarity in language & music.

Their Ideology could not withstand confrontation with the real world.

Any ideology, no mater how pretty or well-intended, that cannot survive contact with the real world, is False.
Dissolution of Ego is a wonderful pursuit, but is antithetical to the very real nature of the world.
It is a tool, but cannot be our end goal, as it breaks the very agreement our core, multi-cellular existence is based upon!

Any form of spiritual advancement must be along a path of development. That path must be rooted in the origin of the species ON that path. If the two are at odds, it is not a Goal, so much as a possible course.

If I were to be likened to any faith, it would be Druidism.
The truth is all around you, if you just look around you. If life is a manifestation of some divine course, then that divine must reside in the world that it created. "One cannot create anything it does not contain. That includes "Evil"."

Think of Baron Münchhausen: When he was returning from the moon, he thought he could cut away from the top of the rope, and splice it to the bottom.
It don't work that way.
You cannot remove your foundation because you think it no longer serves a purpose.

I do incorporate many "specialties" of other faiths into my practices. I find resolution between them, and employ them, but if I can't, I don't.
"Dissolution of Ego" is a tool with a purpose. When that purpose is done, you put that tool away.
One the other hand, "Fasting" is an unnatural state, as are many other practices we take as being mandatory to spiritual advancement. It is a violation of the tenets of your multi-cellular existence. It's the kind of violation that led to the French Revolution.

The idea of Dissolution of Ego is under the pretense that we were Created, not Evolved.
Evolution does not disprove the existence of Magic. It simply qualifies as another variable to take into consideration in our development.

Take the very-direct aspect of Celibacy. It's a Buddhist Virtue. If they all practiced it, they would have died out a looooooooong time ago.

Just like "The Shakers"
(Look 'em up. They don't exist anymore)

NOW, Back to Penis Enlargement!
A TRUE Virtue in Magical Advancement!

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Original post: Gibil

Oh god don't tell me this topic is still alive....... I thought it died a peacefull death in the ceremonial magick forum.

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Original post: Draginvry

[QUOTE=Gibil;360853]I thought it died a peacefull death in the ceremonial magick forum.[/QUOTE]

No, you were mistaken. Its soul was consumed via the "merge" feature to create an even more monstrous thread.

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Draginvry;360858 wrote:No, you were mistaken. Its soul was consumed via the "merge" feature to create an even more monstrous thread.

Well, one thing is definitely growing.

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Original post: Gibil

...........:eh:
BAD THoughtS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS AAAAOUGHGHGHHG

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I post this huge piece in "The Viability of Anti-evolutionary Paradigms in Contemporary Magic", and you're making Dick Jokes?!?

~POUT!~

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(Emphases of "Huge Piece"! :D )

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... and after 191 posts, I still only qualify as a "Member". ~Wicked Smile!~

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Yes so here's to cheerfully saying thing's in three posts that you could say and one. Glad I didn't already read the 13 pages of garbage before this one on bigger penis's through magicks. Feel's like I need to ask for a money back guarentee on it or something.

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Original post: ooga_booga

[QUOTE=Azzerac;360801]Ooo! Nice Save.
~Coughs the words "COP-OUT!"~[/QUOTE]
Ok then, if this is a sincere area of interest for you, good luck with it ;)

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Original post: ooga_booga

[QUOTE=Gibil;360853]Oh god don't tell me this topic is still alive....... I thought it died a peacefull death in the ceremonial magick forum.[/QUOTE]

No. This is obviously close to some folks hearts :)

Feed the trolls, feed the trolls :D

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Original post: Draginvry

[QUOTE=Gibil;360896]Feel's like I need to ask for a money back guarentee on it or something.[/QUOTE]

At least nobody has asked for money yet. Look at the bright side of things.

Let's put a smile on that face.
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Original post: shadow flame

[QUOTE=Draginvry;360858]No, you were mistaken. Its soul was consumed via the "merge" feature to create an even more monstrous thread.[/QUOTE]
it has tentacles now! :D

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Great now they are going to bring in hentei comment's.

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Original post: Azzerac

[QUOTE=Gibil;360896]Yes so here's to cheerfully saying thing's in three posts that you could say and one. Glad I didn't already read the 13 pages of garbage before this one on bigger penis's through magicks. Feel's like I need to ask for a money back guarentee on it or something.[/QUOTE]

I post as it occurs to me. ~Shrug!~
Is that too alien a concept to you, Short-Bus?

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Original post: Samuelofillumination

[QUOTE=Draginvry;360940]At least nobody has asked for money yet. Look at the bright side of things.

Let's put a smile on that face.
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my friend bought me extenZe as a joke for my birthday I actually took them (thinking its effects are fake) and my lil smokey turned into a vienna sausage lolol my girlfriend says I should've never done it

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Original post: Draginvry

[QUOTE=Samuelofillumination;361101]and my lil smokey turned into a vienna sausage[/QUOTE]

So what happens if you take extenZe and Enzyte simultaneously?

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Original post: Samuelofillumination

[QUOTE=Draginvry;361124]So what happens if you take extenZe and Enzyte simultaneously?[/QUOTE]

I don't even know if enzyte works but you'd probaBLY turn into a giant c***

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Original post: Azzerac

My Final post on this Topic:

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way (My Trouser Monster!)
And everything is going my way (My Meat is Murder!)
And everything is going my way!!"

~Da Vinci's Notebook, "Enormous Penis"

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Original post: Samuelofillumination

[QUOTE=Azzerac;361141]My Final post on this Topic:

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way (My Trouser Monster!)
And everything is going my way (My Meat is Murder!)
And everything is going my way!!"
~Da Vinci's Notebook[/QUOTE]

did you ever think you'd be writing poetry on an occultist forum about giant penis's...

lol

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Original post: Circle of Twelve

I think everyone is ignoring the easier solution to all this. Magick to make a vagina tighter (or ass if that's your thing).:o Or magick to make your tongue bigger and stronger.:) Those would be much better.

Or why not use post hypnotic suggestion to make your partner think your penis is bigger?

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