Original post: Luke Wolf
Normally, I do not confess to anything. But, seeing as I have had abit to drink, and considering this is the internet and whose to say I'm being honest anyways. But, here goes;
1) I lied to my friends about not being a virgin anymore just so they would get off there "we gotta get Luke laid" kick. Actually, I just lost it two days ago, in my car.
2) I have shop lifted over 6,000 dollars worth of items, mainly food and drinks, from one store in one week. About 500 dollars worth of stuff that had a sensor in the box, but a small diversion of purchased cheap DVDs run through a self check out assured a recete for the door greater to check after the alarm went off while a cart filled with stolen items went out the door.
3) I told my parents I quit smoking weed just to give them peace of mind. In reality, I smoke it very frequently.
4) While I am not an alcoholic, I do drink abit almost every day. I also drive while drunk once in awhile. Not completely smashed, but enough to know I'm drunk, I can handle a car well though, but go to jail for DWI if I'm pulled over.
5) I despise a guy who thinks we are best friends.
6) I have over 1000 dollars debt in a few accounts.........that I haven't made any payments in almost a year.
7) Alot of the 'scrap' metal I hand in really isn't scrap at all. Rather, it came from wires and pipes of a house on the market. All the heat from such thefts also keeps falling to an innocent party.
I use to work for an organized crime group based in Texas. I never did meet the head guy though, but I was considering, and was considered for, the right hand position of the guy who was sent to be in charge of affairs in this area.
9) I drink and smoke to ease the pains of some of the things I done living that life.
10) I have done much other stuff, and know of much more that eats at me, but I dare not speak it over anything public.
11) I took a nasty chip out of a tooth today opening a bottle of beer.
All I can say though, never guess what your "price" is. Thinking about it and having it waved in front of your face are two completely different scenarios.
I have used some of my skills for a good use though, such as getting into a car that someone locked their keys in. I was even tipped 50 bucks once for getting some business guy into his Durango. I didn't even put a scratch on it.
I have also fed a few poor and starving families by shoplifting food. I know the morality of such a position can be highly debated from both sides, but I put friends above such issues. I just filled my girlfriends fridge, drawers, and pantry today because her food stamps was put on hold, and it became frustrating and saddening to hear her stomach constantly growl throughout the night because she cant afford much food.
Exactly. This is the first time I ever agreed with you. I'm impressed. 