LOL. My mother would kiss you right about now. Glad you can't encourage her.
I confess that MILF is the best acronym ever devised!
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I confess that MILF is the best acronym ever devised!
I confess that MILF is the best acronym ever devised!
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Original post: Dunhill
I confess I am no longer related, although in a round about way, to Marie Osmond as she got divorced.
I will however confess that my wife is related to Ladanian Tomlinson - in a much more roundabout way.
I confess I am no longer related, although in a round about way, to Marie Osmond as she got divorced.
I will however confess that my wife is related to Ladanian Tomlinson - in a much more roundabout way.
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Original post: DevilBees
I confess that I'm just using this to bring up my posts.
But you know, I'm still technically on topic.
I confess that I'm just using this to bring up my posts.
But you know, I'm still technically on topic.
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Original post: durki
(1) I was a chain-smoker.
(2) I used to drink all types of wines & beers.
(3) I have consumed all intoxicants such as opium, cannabis, tobacco et cetera.
(4) Buttocks were my principal fetish.
(5) I have moved with hippies and sexually variant & deviant people.
(1) I was a chain-smoker.
(2) I used to drink all types of wines & beers.
(3) I have consumed all intoxicants such as opium, cannabis, tobacco et cetera.
(4) Buttocks were my principal fetish.
(5) I have moved with hippies and sexually variant & deviant people.
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Original post: Sharandarikali
I confess I can't stay away from cheese. Lack of willpower. It doesn't help that you can't get vegan substitute anywhere, and it's on practically EVERYTHING that tastes good, like pizza, but still....
I LIKE CHEESE.
SWISS ESPECIALLY, AND PROVOLONE AND GOUDA!!! AND FRESH PARMESAN!!!
It's gross to like something made from old cow milk and bacteria....yech
And the stuff they do to the poor cows to get the milk....
Yeah I'll wallow in guilt...
I'm getting better though....starting to like just plain fresh tomato sauce and noodles, nothing else.....
I confess I can't stay away from cheese. Lack of willpower. It doesn't help that you can't get vegan substitute anywhere, and it's on practically EVERYTHING that tastes good, like pizza, but still....
I LIKE CHEESE.
SWISS ESPECIALLY, AND PROVOLONE AND GOUDA!!! AND FRESH PARMESAN!!!
It's gross to like something made from old cow milk and bacteria....yech
And the stuff they do to the poor cows to get the milk....
Yeah I'll wallow in guilt...
I'm getting better though....starting to like just plain fresh tomato sauce and noodles, nothing else.....
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Original post: Deimos
I admit that I get off on a bit of a power trip when my mind control powers start acting up.
I feel a bit guilty afterwards sometimes.
I admit that I get off on a bit of a power trip when my mind control powers start acting up.
I feel a bit guilty afterwards sometimes.
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Original post: Apsinthion
lioncastle~ do I know you under another name? Yes ... it has been awhile. I've died and been reborn three times since I was here last, not to mention having spawned alien babies after being impregnated in another dimension through my third eye! THAT was a weird one ... left me traumatized for, well ... I still am.
I confess I was impregnated by aliens in exchange for a 'new idea' ... and I'm still waiting ... :mad:
lioncastle~ do I know you under another name? Yes ... it has been awhile. I've died and been reborn three times since I was here last, not to mention having spawned alien babies after being impregnated in another dimension through my third eye! THAT was a weird one ... left me traumatized for, well ... I still am.
I confess I was impregnated by aliens in exchange for a 'new idea' ... and I'm still waiting ... :mad:
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Original post: lioncastle
Well, it's not surprising you've been absent....nothing I've done recently compares with that, although now I think of it, I probably spent some time with "aliens" as well...mostly for me it's been work work work - but I'll PM you.
I confess I'm in a bit of a burnout phase with my job but it's slowly starting to get better.
lc
Well, it's not surprising you've been absent....nothing I've done recently compares with that, although now I think of it, I probably spent some time with "aliens" as well...mostly for me it's been work work work - but I'll PM you.
I confess I'm in a bit of a burnout phase with my job but it's slowly starting to get better.
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(1) I was born in a hilly desert terrain of India with scarce human habitation. No wonder, I grew up among reptiles, animals and birds. A discerning person can see through my posts raw, crude, uncouth and guttural rustic that I am.
(2) My family was in dire straits and so I grew up in abject poverty. I could not afford shoes & vehicle and so used to walk to the school bare-feet 5 KMs up & 5 KMs down daily.
(3) When I entered college, I was ragged and then mauled & beaten by other boys in mathematics & english.
(4) I came under peer pressure in hostel and finally masturbated.
(5) Girl students used to look down upon me for my poor clothings & weak physique.
(1) I was born in a hilly desert terrain of India with scarce human habitation. No wonder, I grew up among reptiles, animals and birds. A discerning person can see through my posts raw, crude, uncouth and guttural rustic that I am.
(2) My family was in dire straits and so I grew up in abject poverty. I could not afford shoes & vehicle and so used to walk to the school bare-feet 5 KMs up & 5 KMs down daily.
(3) When I entered college, I was ragged and then mauled & beaten by other boys in mathematics & english.
(4) I came under peer pressure in hostel and finally masturbated.
(5) Girl students used to look down upon me for my poor clothings & weak physique.
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Original post: Kath_
I confess that i'm related, by blood, to general William T. Sherman.
which really bothers some people from dixie.
and the T stands for Tecumseh... pretty rare for someone back then to advertise not being 'pure white'. But then he *was* at war with a racist state.
Kath
I confess that i'm related, by blood, to general William T. Sherman.
which really bothers some people from dixie.
and the T stands for Tecumseh... pretty rare for someone back then to advertise not being 'pure white'. But then he *was* at war with a racist state.
Kath
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Original post: Luke Saint
I confess that I act like I know a lot more than I really do (ha, try to prove it) and that I am a hopeless druggy when I am just a willing drugee.
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A note to the wise:
Don't take this post as an affirmation of weakness but a declaration of future strength.
I confess that I act like I know a lot more than I really do (ha, try to prove it) and that I am a hopeless druggy when I am just a willing drugee.
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A note to the wise:
Don't take this post as an affirmation of weakness but a declaration of future strength.
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Original post: durki
For a month or so, I took to the life of a mendicant in Himalayas. I was chided, chastized and assaulted by some persons for begging like a sadhu ( spiritual seeker ) though being a healthy looking young boy capable of eking out his own living. I was forced to subsist on the leaves of trees. I could be spotted at places where free feasts were given by the rich.
A British girl holidaying in the Himalayas gave me overtures but I did not consider myself fit for her because I was then completely down & out.
For a month or so, I took to the life of a mendicant in Himalayas. I was chided, chastized and assaulted by some persons for begging like a sadhu ( spiritual seeker ) though being a healthy looking young boy capable of eking out his own living. I was forced to subsist on the leaves of trees. I could be spotted at places where free feasts were given by the rich.
A British girl holidaying in the Himalayas gave me overtures but I did not consider myself fit for her because I was then completely down & out.
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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
I love the way you write! Mendicants and overtures indeed! Have you turned yourself up and in?
A British girl holidaying in the Himalayas gave me overtures but I did not consider myself fit for her because I was then completely down & out.
I love the way you write! Mendicants and overtures indeed! Have you turned yourself up and in?
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[QUOTE=Anathema_Oracle;305406]I love the way you write! Mendicants and overtures indeed! Have you turned yourself up and in?[/QUOTE]
One should not expect to become a saint overnight but I did derive some benefit by this particular foolhardiness of adventure or misadventure as you may deem fit to call it. By the way, I would not advise it to any one else.
[QUOTE=Anathema_Oracle;305406]I love the way you write! Mendicants and overtures indeed! Have you turned yourself up and in?[/QUOTE]
One should not expect to become a saint overnight but I did derive some benefit by this particular foolhardiness of adventure or misadventure as you may deem fit to call it. By the way, I would not advise it to any one else.
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Original post: Anathema_Oracle
No doubt. These misadventures often sound exciting or exotic when written down though I imagine the true nature of the beast is somewhat different.
One should not expect to become a saint overnight but I did derive some benefit by this particular foolhardiness of adventure or misadventure as you may deem fit to call it. By the way, I would not advise it to any one else.
No doubt. These misadventures often sound exciting or exotic when written down though I imagine the true nature of the beast is somewhat different.
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Original post: durki
I once desired
(1) marrying the most beautiful girl on the earth
(2) getting Nobel prize
(3) dictating India
(4) becoming head of the world government
(5) becoming the greatest man who ever walked on the earth spiritually & materially.
I once desired
(1) marrying the most beautiful girl on the earth
(2) getting Nobel prize
(3) dictating India
(4) becoming head of the world government
(5) becoming the greatest man who ever walked on the earth spiritually & materially.
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Original post: lamwam
I may be a bad girl from moral standards. I have so many boy friends; I socialize and go for partys; booze; see movies; chat for hours; am member of so many clubs.
I may be a bad girl from moral standards. I have so many boy friends; I socialize and go for partys; booze; see movies; chat for hours; am member of so many clubs.
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Original post: Luke Saint
I confess that I desire a girl that "has many boy friends, that socializes and goes for parties, that boozes, that likes movies, that chats for hours, and that is a member of many clubs"... It's true, that kind of worldliness turns me on. I confess...
I confess that I desire a girl that "has many boy friends, that socializes and goes for parties, that boozes, that likes movies, that chats for hours, and that is a member of many clubs"... It's true, that kind of worldliness turns me on. I confess...
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Original post: Luke Saint
I also confess that Meg White of the White Stripes is the cutest addition to rock music in a long time. Peace.
Signed,
He Who's Thoughts Wander.
I also confess that Meg White of the White Stripes is the cutest addition to rock music in a long time. Peace.
Signed,
He Who's Thoughts Wander.
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Original post: BeautifulEvil
I confess that I'm a lover of PORN!
sigh...
I confess that I'm a lover of PORN!
sigh...
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Original post: SSBA_2005
I often used to steal sweets and other edibles when the boys were away from their rooms in the hostel. I was also given to wranglings, scuffles, quarrels, struggles and fights. I always wanted to have my upper hand over others.
I often used to steal sweets and other edibles when the boys were away from their rooms in the hostel. I was also given to wranglings, scuffles, quarrels, struggles and fights. I always wanted to have my upper hand over others.
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Original post: Acid09
Lets see here what else can I confess to that can't be used in a court room or as black mail
hmmmm......
Ok I did steal the cookies from the cookie jar ... there I said it.
In my last dream I had a incredibly realistic sexual encounter with 'Donna' from that 70's show... yeah it was cool.
I actually agree with bush in some of his policies (please don't ban me!!)
ICP is cool.
Haven't had sex in about 7 months and its REEAALLYY starting to get to me. I saw a pretty girl with REALLY big gonzagas wearing a white low cut shirt and no bra.... the pillow on the couch next to me was inticing....
Ok I confess I lied I made wild monkey love after a kegger last thanksgiving. At the time she looked like Donna off that 70's show (We were LOOOOAAAADDDDED) but the day after she looked like my ex girl friend.... ok she was my ex girl friend.
But I don't count that because I was too drunk to know better let alone remember awhole lot. So I still haven't had sex in 7 months.
I don't say things I don't like are "gay", but I think it.
I actually like some reality tv shows (sexy cam is the shit)
My right foot is slightly bigger than my left.
Thats probably enough confessions for now.....
Pondering that myself(5) I once thought of killing my brother.
Guilty of that too. I have 14 dvds each 6 hours long and a stash of magazines to boot.I confess that I'm a lover of PORN!
Lets see here what else can I confess to that can't be used in a court room or as black mail
hmmmm......Ok I did steal the cookies from the cookie jar ... there I said it.
In my last dream I had a incredibly realistic sexual encounter with 'Donna' from that 70's show... yeah it was cool.
I actually agree with bush in some of his policies (please don't ban me!!)
ICP is cool.
Haven't had sex in about 7 months and its REEAALLYY starting to get to me. I saw a pretty girl with REALLY big gonzagas wearing a white low cut shirt and no bra.... the pillow on the couch next to me was inticing....
Ok I confess I lied I made wild monkey love after a kegger last thanksgiving. At the time she looked like Donna off that 70's show (We were LOOOOAAAADDDDED) but the day after she looked like my ex girl friend.... ok she was my ex girl friend.
But I don't count that because I was too drunk to know better let alone remember awhole lot. So I still haven't had sex in 7 months.
I don't say things I don't like are "gay", but I think it.
I actually like some reality tv shows (sexy cam is the shit)
My right foot is slightly bigger than my left.
Thats probably enough confessions for now.....
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Original post: durki
(1) I respect scientific culture of the West but do not like their traditions.
(2) I fear snakes.
(3) I fear animals with horns.
(4) I cunningly compromise when in a difficult situation.
(5) I envy inventive geniuses.
(1) I respect scientific culture of the West but do not like their traditions.
(2) I fear snakes.
(3) I fear animals with horns.
(4) I cunningly compromise when in a difficult situation.
(5) I envy inventive geniuses.
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Original post: Neophyte
I am a westerner. Through and through. I admit I may share some beliefs about personal conduct, respect for superiors and in a very limited way of honor and pantheism or panspiritism with the Japanese, but otherwise, I am a westerner who likes to do things westerner. Including spirituality. I think, I conceptualise and analyse, I wish to control myself and my fate, I have far greater interest in God than in Nature, etc.
That also means when someone saies the East is better than the West period, I usualy disagree, though I should not be judgemental of anything.
I am a westerner. Through and through. I admit I may share some beliefs about personal conduct, respect for superiors and in a very limited way of honor and pantheism or panspiritism with the Japanese, but otherwise, I am a westerner who likes to do things westerner. Including spirituality. I think, I conceptualise and analyse, I wish to control myself and my fate, I have far greater interest in God than in Nature, etc.
That also means when someone saies the East is better than the West period, I usualy disagree, though I should not be judgemental of anything.
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Original post: durki
(1) I am an impostor.
(2) I am fraud to the boot.
(3) I am vicious.
(4) I am sadistic in that I derive pleasure by way of teasing others.
(5) I am a crooked and a cruel guy.
(1) I am an impostor.
(2) I am fraud to the boot.
(3) I am vicious.
(4) I am sadistic in that I derive pleasure by way of teasing others.
(5) I am a crooked and a cruel guy.