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golly kazahel is real meen she pushin and pushin so im taken all her strength from the internet and openen up hell in her mind problem is its intregrating on to this site but thats natural so not my responsibility keep in touch at occultforums.net if you cant handle hell openen up in your minds to much best of luck

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will you guys forgive me if hell opens up in all your members
That my dear depends on where hell opens up in me. If I get a little portal to hell in my rear so little demons constantly crawl out of my ass then I imagine I would be rather upset relatively quickly, though farting demons might be a nice party trick and a great conversation piece.
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The Greeks and Egyptians believed that farts were demons.Hence their priests were forbidden to eat beans. Beans and bean fields were associated with the spirits of the dead and their evocation.It was believed that you risked madness and death by sleeping in bean fields and there exists several old spells to obtain the services of a spirit by burying things in these places.One of the nastiest being one which involves burying a severed human head in either a graveyard or bean field (I forget which) with a bean in each ear,each nostril the mouth and under each eyelid.After a week or so this gruesome artifact is dug up and if the beans have sprouted then the spirit is present. There's more but it is too horrible to relate just now (its breakfast time here).Farts do have a long and quite varied magical history though.

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Please clarify. I for one will NOT accept anybody just dumping their psychic problems on me.Your post was unclear as to meaning.How is it integrating onto this site? I may offer help if necessary but if I understand this, it looks like your saying "I cant handle this,do you mind if I give all of you my problems?" If that is so then my answer is NO! Deal with it yourself.It seems strangely close to a 'Better you than me' attitude and I wont be dumped on.You say you are opening up hell in her mind.Why? And why do you want us to take responsibility for your actions?Please explain yourself.

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she kept pushin me and condeming me every turn i made i was being backed off i checked her google pages on page 7 i found she was a member here posted below so obviously this intregration seemed to be caused by here from this site so i was only warning you

http://www.occultforum.org/forum/topic?id=10360

i wouldnt really go their right know you abviously have no members brave to make one reply so suck it in boys remember im satanic and obviously we dont do good deeds today was an exception

peace

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make sense, use sentences and write like an adult if you want to be treated as one...... or go away.

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my pet mouse dying oh the pressure in this house ill watch you suffer instead

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Grow up.

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The only 'suffering' we're doing is suffering your nonsense.Look, if you honestly have something to tell us about or to request, please do so, only do so in a logical form otherwise all you will do is wind people up, get labelled as a troll and maybe even kicked off the forum by the moderators. Another thing is ,why do you say that I am confusing friends and family and that I enjoy passing the buck? Please explain. Another thing,I've checked out that link, so what? Its a load of 'happy birthday', messages for some lassie or other, why should that concern anybody here?So your satanic,big deal.This will be the last response I make to this subject unless you start making sense,I'm not going to feed the troll any longer.

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This person has been banned from other forums for making nonsense posts repeatedly.Surprise?
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Thanks Nahemah, I'll know not to feed the troll.Lets ignore them,then the snottery wee peuch'll gang awa,eh?

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Obvious troll is banned.

Sorry if she bothered you.

Good of you to post in the right board though, thanks ^_^

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One can not complain when the trolls go to the troll pit all by them self, it is nice to see a well trained troll. :D
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*Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live--Unknown
*The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper--Eden Phillpotts

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So it looks like you can polish a turd after all.Impressed.

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Sure you can polish a turd, just wait for it to become a fossil then you can polish it just fine. :P
*Learn magic for it is the only truth of this reality, become magic and you will become the essence of that truth--Ars Magica
*Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live--Unknown
*The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper--Eden Phillpotts

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