Hermetics

[Trismegistus]

I see this board is nothing worth my time

[Rikoshi]

I find it hard to believe anybody who was enlightened would need the ALL CAPS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL to get their point across.

I think only 1 in 1 people on this forum has need of you acting all mighty. After enlightenment, you sweep the stairs, you don't come in on the high horse.

[nuthin_gem]

After enlightenment, you sweep the stairs, you don't come in on the high horse.

Of course, I guess that brings us to the archetype that I believe should be added to the Tarot so as to emphasize it's "energy" more... who doesn't love the Spoiled God of Lightning who becomes sits on his ass in nirvanic ecstacy while telling all the passerby's to go clean up the GOD DAMN ROOM!!! cause I'm trying to even out my GOD DAMN TAN!!! And where the #$%!*% is MY MAI-TAI, on the rocks!!!*waves empty glass with umbrella straw mockingly*

ARGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

[Venefica]

Considering Hermetics is the TRUTH that ALL occult sciences are based in,

This is not correct. While Hermetic magick have heavily influenced Western ritual magick, and the paths developed from that. Western ritual magick is not the only kind of magick there is. There is a whole world of Asian, European, Arabic and so on magick which is not based in Hermetics, also Native American, Same and other indigous populations have their own kind of magick which is not based on Hermetics either. Just to mention a few. In addition Hermetics is one of the influences which have formed Western ritual magick, but it is not the only influence.

I guess I'll enlighten you guys, as only 1 in a million people or so can truly understand Hermetics, as you have to be spiritually mature enough, aka "worthy".

Oh and let me guess, you are one of these one in a million worthy pepole. It seams we are in luck folks, a real gem have wandered in here, a one in a million, what a shame humility, common decency and intelligence is obiously not one of the criteria to become worthy.

Hopefully this will bring some people "home". Let me know your understanding or the impact it has on you, if you are an incarnation of one of the worthy it should have a "de ja vu" feeling equivalent to being struck by lightening for hours on end.

I must be worthy then. I get a real deja vu feeling from your post. I have seen so many I have the only truth and I am so wise angels fly out of my butt crack posts on various forums. And I guess falling out of my chair laughing can constitute that whole being hit by lighting thing. What do you know folks Venefica is worthy. Bow before me!

When the infinitely high vibrations of akasha that your spirit is made of that stores memories through the many lives touches the mental/physical memory, its the same effect as touching a hot stove, the molecules in your skin speed up in vibration and begin to burn. When this happens in your head it causes massive anxiety and bliss due to your mental vibrations getting sped up incredibly high.

You are absolutely right if my energy vibrations found in my memories from other lives that I was connected to the kind of high and mighty, teenage angst crap you are spewing here then I think the molecules in my skin would begin to burn and I would definitely get anxiety. The bliss however I doubt would come before I had found a bottle of good whiskey to drown in so I forgot what my energy had just learned.

Welcome to OccultForum, Venefica your friendly neighborhood bullshit detector at your service.

[Nahemah]

I burn,I burn!......as my arse is sore from falling off my chair with laughter,still now I 'm enlightened I can get into those jeans that used to be tight...cool...so not a total waste of my time reading the OP.

All I can add is....


"I find it hard to believe that so little is mentioned about it in the Occult world"

Which Occult world? The one only you exist in? As Hermetics and discussion of such is easily found all over the internet...soooo........it's not hard to find mentioned,not hard at all,really.....The archives on this forum are a good place for you to look,if you doubt the veracity of what I just wrote Trimegistus.

Fail.Epic fail.But funny,I'll give you that.

[Venefica]

Oh but you forget Nahemah it is not normal Hermetics we talk about here, it is the super special, teen angst, one in a million more enlightened than thou version for the particularity worthy. And that one is very rarely discussed outside a forum's troll pit.

[Rikoshi]

After enlightenment, you sweep the stairs, you don't come in on the high horse.

Of course, I guess that brings us to the archetype that I believe should be added to the Tarot so as to emphasize it's "energy" more... who doesn't love the Spoiled God of Lightning who becomes sits on his ass in nirvanic ecstacy while telling all the passerby's to go clean up the GOD DAMN ROOM!!! cause I'm trying to even out my GOD DAMN TAN!!! And where the #$%!*% is MY MAI-TAI, on the rocks!!!*waves empty glass with umbrella straw mockingly*

ARGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

And lo, God spake:

Cleaneth up thy room,
for thy bed is filthy,
and as the body be a temple,
it shames me you sleep in that mess.

And againeth:

For my sake,
standeth up straight,
and rolleth not thine eyes,
for I art talking to you mister!

And thirdeth:

Whyeth doth though not pray to me anymore,
hast though shunned thy father,
thy brother and sister prayeth all the time,
and many of them are doctors.
Why canst though be more like thy brethren?
Take ye not your hands apart and standeth!
Hello? Hello?

[Trismegistus]

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[Venefica]

Oh no it seams we scared out our one in a million super enlightened puff ball. What ever will we do now. :O

[nuthin_gem]

And lo, God spake:

Cleaneth up thy room,
for thy bed is filthy,
and as the body be a temple,
it shames me you sleep in that mess.

And againeth:

For my sake,
standeth up straight,
and rolleth not thine eyes,
for I art talking to you mister!

And thirdeth:

Whyeth doth though not pray to me anymore,
hast though shunned thy father,
thy brother and sister prayeth all the time,
and many of them are doctors.
Why canst though be more like thy brethren?
Take ye not your hands apart and standeth!
Hello? Hello?

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Just when you thought it was safe to go outside sporting a trench coat, Dragon Ball Z shirt, Peace symbol, and sandals...

[Venefica]

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside sporting a trench coat, Dragon Ball Z shirt, Peace symbol, and sandals...

This is pretty safe, just have a look at the way pepole dress at comic book and RPG conventions.

[Gandridur]

Wow we must be flattered to have a such one in a million master adept here. I'm bowing down her in front of my screen and typing over my head. So excuse me master if I type incorrectly becuase it's quite difficult to type that way. A little painful too but it's worth it. I do feel unworthy you and I am your humble servitor. And I thought I had found home in my Norse heritage world but here you came and enlightend me where home is master.
p.s. Can I call you daddy too? I might be old enough to be your physical father but you are my spiritual father. Please?

[Gandridur]

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside sporting a trench coat, Dragon Ball Z shirt, Peace symbol, and sandals...

This is pretty safe, just have a look at the way pepole dress at comic book and RPG conventions.

Or a sci-fi convention. Lot of virgin men there too. :lol:

[Venefica]

Or a sci-fi convention. Lot of virgin men there too. lol

We geeks have sex now a days. Who would have imagined it? That is how we make little geeks.