Dr.Phil in Illmuminati Shock Shlock Horror!

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xaarea wrote:What Nahemah said, and try writing this again, just seen from your wife's point of view.. maybe you'll see something you missed or are avoiding.

Threatening with Dr Phil sounds more like some last resort, but then again so does asking totally unknown ppl in some random occult forum...

What's wrong with Dr.Phil? He's a very successful magician. He presents the variables which contribute to the relative health a relationship very matter-of-factly.
  • Have a solid friendship.
  • Meet each others' needs.
  • Set specific goals.
  • Get back to basics.
  • Take responsibility.
  • Turn the negatives into a to-do list.
Dr. Phil can work relationship miracles with his magical powers!
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Uman wrote:
xaarea wrote:What Nahemah said, and try writing this again, just seen from your wife's point of view.. maybe you'll see something you missed or are avoiding.

Threatening with Dr Phil sounds more like some last resort, but then again so does asking totally unknown ppl in some random occult forum...

What's wrong with Dr.Phil? He's a very successful magician. He presents the variables which contribute to the relative health a relationship very matter-of-factly.
  • Have a solid friendship.
  • Meet each others' needs.
  • Set specific goals.
  • Get back to basics.
  • Take responsibility.
  • Turn the negatives into a to-do list.
Dr. Phil can work relationship miracles with his magical powers!
But you never get to see any lasting results.. unless his goal is 'give impression of being successful as long as an average goldfish's attention span lasts', then I agree.
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xaarea wrote:
Uman wrote:
xaarea wrote:What Nahemah said, and try writing this again, just seen from your wife's point of view.. maybe you'll see something you missed or are avoiding.

Threatening with Dr Phil sounds more like some last resort, but then again so does asking totally unknown ppl in some random occult forum...

What's wrong with Dr.Phil? He's a very successful magician. He presents the variables which contribute to the relative health a relationship very matter-of-factly.
  • Have a solid friendship.
  • Meet each others' needs.
  • Set specific goals.
  • Get back to basics.
  • Take responsibility.
  • Turn the negatives into a to-do list.
Dr. Phil can work relationship miracles with his magical powers!
But you never get to see any lasting results.. unless his goal is 'give impression of being successful as long as an average goldfish's attention span lasts', then I agree.
Darest thou to question the magic of the Great Phil? [twisted]

Witness google and the great and mighty testimony of Phil.
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http://mediaexposed.tumblr.com/post/221 ... ainwashing

http://www.hecklerspray.com/dr-phil-cut ... 167863.php

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/dr_phil.htm


Wow, you are right! Dr Phil is much cooler than I thought at first, he obviously just pretends to be a boring human on tv.
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Dr. Phil advices women in abusive relationships to "leave and ... find the right man." What horrible advice!
He is not a true christian they say [eek] The shock, the horror (dramatically places hand on forehead). No according to them you should stay and be beaten into submission since you are no more than property, unless you have a dick.
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xaarea wrote:http://mediaexposed.tumblr.com/post/221 ... ainwashing

http://www.hecklerspray.com/dr-phil-cut ... 167863.php

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/dr_phil.htm


Wow, you are right! Dr Phil is much cooler than I thought at first, he obviously just pretends to be a boring human on tv.

told ya [greensmile]
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I split this.

Serious reason:a tad insensitive to the OP keeping it where it was.

Fun reason:Holy fuck guys,this could run and run and run...what fun! [greensmile] [twisted]

Illuminati Dr.Phil. [geek2]

From the Jesus is saviour site:


...It is tragic that a person like Phil McGraw has influence over millions of people. I am not writing this article to be unkind, but because Dr. Phil's advice is dangerous, and he needs to be exposed for the "Christian" imposter he is. Dr. Phil made the “Top 50 Most Influential Christians” list, just barely, at #50 (www.thechurchreport.com). Phil McGraw is NO Christian! Dr. Phil's wife, Robin McGraw, also masquerades to be a Christian, appearing on The Insider and The Hour of Power with Dr. Robert S. Schuller. Dr. Phil claims to have the answers to many of life's problems; BUT, he never mentions the Word of God. His website gives no impression that he is a Christian. Something is very wrong. Any influential speaker who appears to be a "Christian" and avoids the Word of God is an imposter! Just as with many modernists today, Dr. Phil exploits Christianity for his own personal gain...


[Jeez mate,squash it all togethersomemore for me plze. Prosaic density is not always a measure of goodness,godliness or wit, for that matter either...lololol]

canny be a REALLY REAL,FUR REALZ XTIAN,cos he dosen't preach all the time on teevee,or on his webpage either...Lulwot!!???
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I had no idea he was like this, as xaarea said he seems so boring.
there is a strong and malicious homosexual movement today, hell-bent on corrupting society by perverting the Word of God into a lie (Romans 1:25). Satan is working relentlessly through the educational system, TV shows, cable programs like The History Channel, and many other avenues to promote homosexuality (i.e., "Sodomy" in the Old Testament). Dr. Phil is no friend of God, and no friend to Christianity (James 4:4; 2nd Corinthians 6:14-17; Ephesians 5:11).
Well if I had known Satan was orchestrating the educational system I would have put my daughter in school sooner. [eg] Maybe I should start watching Dr Phil lol.
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This is clearly a sign, I'm just not sure what of. But whatever it is it has to be epic.. Dr Phil AND Dio mentioned in the same paragraph!!!!!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20 ... ucifer.htm
I was disturbed to read in the news recently (upon the death of infamous satanist rocker Ronnie James Dio), that his wife Wendy co-chairs an organization for child prostitutes called Children of the Night. It's creepy. Something is very wrong with this picture in my mind. Even Dr. Phil (who has sold his soul to the New World Order) promotes the group. I have a right to my opinion. I'm not saying that there's anything illegal going on there. I'm not saying that Dio's wife is a satanist. I don't know that.
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xaarea wrote:This is clearly a sign, I'm just not sure what of. But whatever it is it has to be epic.. Dr Phil AND Dio mentioned in the same paragraph!!!!!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20 ... ucifer.htm
I was disturbed to read in the news recently (upon the death of infamous satanist rocker Ronnie James Dio), that his wife Wendy co-chairs an organization for child prostitutes called Children of the Night. It's creepy. Something is very wrong with this picture in my mind. Even Dr. Phil (who has sold his soul to the New World Order) promotes the group. I have a right to my opinion. I'm not saying that there's anything illegal going on there. I'm not saying that Dio's wife is a satanist. I don't know that.
[lol] Where's the Dio summoner when we need him?
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Dr.Phil is my bitch [twisted]

Edit: Also, some women have nuts - just throwin' that out there. [razz]
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Uman wrote:Dr.Phil is my bitch [twisted]

Edit: Also, some women have nuts - just throwin' that out there. [razz]
Nuts huh? I have balls but the were way to big to fit between my legs, so they had to go on my chest. [moresarcasm]
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of disociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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This is how he really looks like, that stuff on his forehead is probably from necronomicon or something.
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Really?
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Yea, you clearly see that last pic is photoshopped! Because of the øh.. pixels!
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it's a terrible likeness - cuz i fabulous!
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Dr.Phil has been issued a warning by an administrator or moderator for failing to communicate using pre-approved methods. [rolleyes]

Go back to sleep...
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Nope.Not so.

You however, have been issued a warning for posting violations.

You agreed to those pre approved methods when you signed up here.That applies to everyone and it's non negotiable,even if you think your particular brand of asshattery is cuter than anyone elses.

Why so serious? After all,you are just dicking around here and you have been advised to stop,but still keep going anyway.

Got a wobbly on because your actions have consequences?

I'm surprised you care. ::)
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