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In this thread, I will discuss the magic that will make you talk to and understand animals. You need the following items to do it:

1- 12 white candles

2- Mirror

3- Music

4- 2 Glow sticks

5- Dark room

Step one: Put the 12 white candles like this shape

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Step two: Put the mirror in front of you and watch yourself in the mirror.

Step three: Listen to music.

Step four: Use the glow sticks in the dark room and make this shape with them.

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Remember, there's no fear.

And let me know if it worked for you guys. It worked for me

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More detail is needed for a spell like this-
you haven't provided enough info. lol...
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Lucius wrote:More detail is needed for a spell like this-
you haven't provided enough info. lol...
That's all I can tell you about it since it worked for me lol.

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I have to assume by the title of this thread that perhaps so much weed was inhaled that you actually thought you could talk to animals. I have no problem with smoking weed, or other fun substances, but this isn't much of a spell [lol]

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Frater_NT wrote:I have to assume by the title of this thread that perhaps so much weed was inhaled that you actually thought you could talk to animals. I have no problem with smoking weed, or other fun substances, but this isn't much of a spell [lol]
Trust me this is not a trolling post. try it urself and it will work. I didn't smoke too much weed lol.

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Me third on I don't understand the spell structure. You suggest that we:

A. Get stoned.
B. Take a hexagram and some candles and arrange thusly
C. Stare at ourselves in a mirror and make a sort of inverted pentagram thing with glow sticks.
D. [magic somehow occurs?]
E. Success.

This is the magical equivalent of the underwear gnomes scheme, I think.

Can you explain step D?

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Not enough glowsticks to make the Baphomet with,lol. [crazy]

I have sat looking in a mirror with light up devil horns on my head,in a candle lit room and I've also done the same while wearing glow stick glasses,both events occurred while I was stoned and there was music on at both times too.

However,my cats have assured me that this did not enhance our communication much,if at all...

...but then they do talk a load of old rot when they're chock full of nip. [greensmile]
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Weird that it didn't work for you guys. TBH that's what I did and it worked for me. I hope it works to some of you guys. Sorry if it didn't work

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Image

Did you get this from Wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
In Medieval Jewish, Christian and Islamic legends, the Seal of Solomon was a magical signet ring said to have been possessed by King Solomon, which variously gave him the power to command demons, genies (or jinni), or to speak with animals. It has the properties of both amulets and talismans
Wiki can be a great resource,but it's not perfect and some articles are much more reliable and coherent than others.I do use it myself,but only when the information contained there is corroborated by other sources also.

In saying that,though,the article doesn't actually confirm this image IS the definitive seal and it does discuss other representations and descriptions also.

You say this worked for you,in regard to animal communication,can you tell us more about that and have you replicated the result yourself more than once?

Starting with the title 'Smoke weed and read me' is not the smartest way to get yourself taken seriously,by the way,just saying. [thumbup]
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It worked for me just once and I wanted to see if it worked for other people. :)

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Joking aside,I am curious and a little intrigued,so I want to know more about this.

Can I ask you which animal/s you communicated with?

Was this a temporary effect or is it ongoing?

I made a wee joke about my cats above,but animal and human interaction is often enhanced anyway by proximity and prior relationship,as in domestication,a la pets and their keepers kind of thing.

Repeating a working is a commonly utililised way to check on your success,so that's why I asked about it.Sometimes a one time only success cannot be replicated and this leads to questions of whether it happened as it is remembered, or if there are other factors that contributed to the event and so on...

It may be the weed was the active factor,either in exaggerating the perceived effect or in opening neural pathways that allowed enhancement of understanding between species,at least for a short time.

A good way to check is to repeat the working,without the weed.Another way: keep the weed and lose the hexagram,or lose the glowsticks and keep the rest and so on.

It was your working so it's up to you to do the work on it,lol.If you can do it again,you might be on to something. [grin]
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I communicated with my two cats and bird. I will do as you said and let you guys know ;) I need to get marijuana first lol.

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Excellent.

I look forwards to reading about your results.I have tried and failed many times with all manner of workings and it's the journey of improvement and refinement that has taught me most.It's the fails that make us strive more for the successes,I think.

So,if it dosen't work out it's ok too.Sometimes that happens and it may be that it was coicidence more than syncronicity,or vice versa and so on. [wink]

If it does work out,I promise I will try this,as you've described above and report my own results here too.

We learn best by experimentation and practical experience,this is how magickians work things out at a personal level and thus they learn what to keep,what to enhance and what to discard. [thumbup]
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Oh, he was here too?

He also visited us here with the exact same test.
Seemed to me like a troll from beneath the bridge but I am open for inspirations, especially from trolls. [yay]
But weed, no thanks, wish you fun with it!

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Yeh.

I saw that.I lurk over at Evo magic a lot. [grin]

I actually have done the glo stix in the candlelight,with music. while stoned thing.Proof below...had some nag champa going in the background too.

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SIRIUS bIZNEZZ.

My cats also DID assure me they'd not found our chats any more informative or indeed intelligble at that moment,for that matter,or since,but it was all more by happy syncronicity/serendipital accident than by design. [gz]

I won the glasses at the bowling alley.I got lotsa of prize tickets cos apparently I'm shit hot at basketball when I'm drunk. [cool]

If you can't have fun with magick,sometimes at least,why bother?


And some trolls are cool,with no harm done to anyone and I quite like that. [yay]
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i've made only part with smoking weed [greensmile]

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