Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Anyone ever considered killing two birds with one stone: a) mass education of the public that they create egregores all the time and b) seeing their antitheist friends stammer for a good ten minutes?

I don't know what kind of yardstick the Primal Will to Good would hold up to reality-trolling by way of manifestation but I could see a successful mass sighting of the FSM as a huge Snicker's moment for the mystic and magical communities.
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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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So you want to manifest something that doesn't exists.
Interesting.


How?

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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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I wasn't going for full living-breathing-permanent existence. Just the kind of flitty 'there one minute gone the next' such as one finds with supposed UFO sightings, the old Irish faerie phenomena, or something that I believe it was Joshua Warren brought up on Coast to Coast a while back that some particular occult forum had tried an experiment of making up a character out of whole cloth, dwelling on it, creating an egregore of sorts, and seeing of sightings came in from people with no connection to the project. Apparently the experiment did come in with positive hits.
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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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You've got some big ideas.
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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Huh...
I suppose it would be possible to manifest an image of the FSM... but you'd have to get a LOT of people to work it, I'd imagine.
I think that actually producing an image that isn't just energy orbs might be a little difficult, though. You may want to try "Jedi mind tricks" or the power of suggestion/hypnotism to convince the "victims" of what they saw, using the energy manifestation as a point of focus/interest for them.


Does that make sense?

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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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What if you were accidentely overly successful and the FSM crossed over into a manifested existence, ate some souls and took over Earth as we know it? Huh? You didn't think of that now did ya?

Maybe you should try manifesting something harmless.. like the Stay-Puff mashmellow man!
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Re: Manifesting the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Lol, it's just a tulpa. If enough people see it point scored.
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