tl;dr sex is bad, everyone stop reproducing right now!

[cyberdemon]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE IT'S A NICE 10PM AND IT'S RANT TIME WITH CYBERDEMON

okay so lets go over creation
why did it happen? cause lucifer challenged allah (read, "yhvh" if you want) about the adam entity's superiority
so yhvh "dropped" adam into the eden garden
then yhvh made lilith
lilith actually had the right idea and kinda ended up saying "no" to adam when he tried to do the dirty and she got banished for that or something (probably because god knew what was about to happen & preventing a winning-condition for lucifer from existing would be extra-paradoxical...?)
then allah made eve from adam's rib dna cause that gives adam a reason to claim authority over her

adam's all "uhhhh" about it anyway and eve wanders off
lucifer shows up as a friendly wee snake looking all awww and innocent around a nice attractive looking fruit on a tree to attract eve to the tree-of-wisdom
eve eats that and therefore invokes what's basically sex-ed
feels shame because now she knows what sex does ie. produces more humans
adam is like "oh what dat" and eats apple
they do the dirty

and produces more humans
adam and his squad therefore loses because.. well, he was supposed to just have resisted all the temptations and died and gone right back to yhvh but nope
point to lucifer, he's now caused the entire progeny of humans to start to exist, and he's all over the place playing with humans etc etc etc...

oops.

(considering putting this in grimoire of giggles because of how i came up with this story but hey food for thought)

[Desecrated]

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/coefaq.html#1

[cyberdemon]

brb signing up

[Matrozs]

Desecrated , this makes me wonder what in the world you are doing over the internet apart from this forum . Is this some missionary work? [devil]

[Desecrated]

Desecrated , this makes me wonder what in the world you are doing over the internet apart from this forum

I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.

[Calithilon]

Wow, this is just.. really dissapointing. Is this post meant to be a joke or is it supposed to convey any actual knowledge based on the story of the garden of Eden? Because such false interpretations really do no justice to what actually happened and I think the only occult worth studying is the occult truth and not occult delusions.

What truly happened is actually avaliable to us all if you hold the keys of your multi-dimensional genetics and there is really no need to rely on such silly (and unoriginal I might add) interpretations of people who clearly did and do not posses these keys. And please do not take this as an insult, I just thought this was a serious forum. Im open for disscusion which might change my mind and I hope I didnt come across as rude.

[cyberdemon]

Is this post meant to be a joke

absolutely

[Calithilon]

Well now I just fell silly for taking it so seriously. Im new here and I dont want to give the wrong impression starting out. I can be fun too [wink] !
Its just that my duty comes first, and this topic is pretty important for humanity to understand. And sadly, many systems of thought that some people hold dearly will need to be dissolved IF you want to transition smoothly to the next level of being-ness. And we will receive much hate for being the agents of the dissolution of the veil but such is the will of the Divine at this stage and we took that risk in coming here.

Maybe what started as a joke could be made into a constructive debate, but this is your thread so you should decide. I dont want to be a jerk and hijack it.

Divine love to you all!

[Kami]

lol