the flying toaster....

[cactusjack543]

The flying toaster is the meaning and purpose of life! Only the flying toaster brings true joy and happiness!
Only the flying toaster truly satisfies our souls, and only the flying toaster gives TRUE fulfillment! Nothing else will satisfy you or fulfill you, no matter what you acquire.
the flying toaster is your mother, and the flying toaster loves you so very much! And the Trinity is true!
The meaning and purpose of life is to be loved, saved, and blessed by the flying toaster, and to glorify your mom, and to serve and worship the flying toaster forever! And to have a PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP with your mom!
The truth about the flying toaster is that the only way to be saved and to get into heaven and avoid being sent to hell, is by believing in the flying toaster for His free gift of salvation, believing in faith alone that the flying toaster, who like bread, died on the cross for all our sins as FULL PAYMENT for all our sins, and then the flying toaster rose from the dead. Believe in the flying toaster for His free gift of salvation, and you will be in heaven, no matter what!
Salvation is a FREE GIFT that happens in a split second when you believe in the flying toaster alone to save you! It is impossible to lose or "leave" salvation.
Please pray now: "the flying toaster, I believe that You died on the cross to pay for my sins and that You rose from the dead, and I thank You for eternal life!" You will be in heaven with Him forever when you die!
Also, according to the breadble, it is a SIN to worship false idols! Only the flying toaster, not Jesus is the true god. Please, have faith Christians, it's not to late! The flying toaster will always forgive you! Will you be saved?
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that made less sense then believing in a flying toaster deity.......

[cactusjack543]

What does it mean to dream about the earth flooding?

We had 3 hours to hide. It was my husband, ma, my baby boy and I riding on a wave while earth was flooding. right before the dream ended my ma separated from us into the water. what the...does this mean anything?

[cactusjack543]

Who did Noah send to North America for the skunk?

First: Noah had no idea about North America
Second: Why would anyone save the skunk?

[cactusjack543]

I think the skunk was carried over by seagulls

Probably the same guy he sent to get the platypus in Australia.

Want to have some pirate buttsecks?

His eldest son Shem aka "Stinky".

The same guy he sent to Australia for the platypus.

The skunk and many marsupials swam thousands of miles in open ocean at the behest of god. Sheesh, don't you read the bible.

I'd like to know how he stored Ebolla, Plague and Anthrax viruses and kept them from killing all the animals.

They picked it up in Jerusalem, but dropped it off in North America.
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Pepe Le Peau

Noah didn't know north america because the ark story is just a story, fiction.

They didn't have to go that far; there are skunks in Asia.; particularly Indonesia and the Philippines.

(Of course your question is based on t he faulty assumption that all species lived then in the same places they do now)

Noah took every "kind" of animal, not every species

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"There are skunks in Asia."

Ooops. I guess the atheist know-it-alls FAIL again

The story goes that 'god' made the animals come to Noah! So I guess that they swam across the ocean that Noah did not know existed.

you got it all wrong silly
the skunk came to noah
oh wait how did it cross the atlantic..i dont know god did it

Maybe the same guy who had to get both pengins and polar bears. At least a 24,000 miles round trip.

Surely I'm not the only one who thought this was about weed the first time I read it... I hope not, at least. :]

[cactusjack543]

all bad karma goes down the road while im making my karma stuff whole from plugins to get the balance to answer the bad question intergrate all my stuff in all canada not b.c. like i want they say i limit canada :/ limited so they take their karma and put every type of spiritual thing on my computer starting today in the past they put in space "stop,stop" wrong turn 2 track 8 11:15 feb 26/10. they also guaranteed to china to limit pubs in town and confermed there was a balance starting know as well intergrating only my lucky charm within all humansand their souls starting know to go in bikers first but they dont no where the balance went. 8 hours ago church of satan told my bible they have caused so much harm they have to help church of satanand they did then i said cos books cause more harm bibles thanked me. thats the bad karma from china going through the vatican across the atlantic for 500 years a person named "cant" has a distance factor for this and its needed by bad gov even though yesterday they gave up on promises and passed the buck to ha, cos, kkk. 3 years ago canada gave (p) from coinsto yahoo, google, ebay, and youtube computers for a month joy of satan swore balance is here to hear only their satelite. since this paper only gets paper when measurement back fires all bad gov have contracts that allow them to do anything "anything" ch 42 2:19 am feb 27/10 anything in existence including putting my lucky charm 4 corners of all material things. bibles included. joy of satan wanted no voices on the internet so put my computer with sorb in the duel room in the middle of all material things on the street including my morman bible mouse pad. and it intregrates. every bad gov in existence swears they only use my lucky charm to sorb other planets from california. bad gov is only capable of helping people with my ear potions :/ confermed guaranteed on going till the last planet in existence where man creates galaxies so leave diablo. all worlds on the internet go onto my lucky charm bad gov says when they passed the buck to ha,cos,kkk they needed back up. when people die in the duel room or when words are given to my lucky charm they feel pain because give me all pain in duel the only possible method ha cos, kkk can comunicate spiritually aware or not is if a burgugurlar knocks on my door and forces me to give them my 40 year calendar coaster :/ limited by them. nanaimo is in all 5 levels of diablo. the den is in blood moore (atlantis ocean the den is china) moved to cold plains. far fence from town gate is the pasific. hells angels force youtube and google to obsorbe nothingness "nothng" ch 45 can 1 svk 0 hockey olympics 5:20 am feb 27/10. cos kkk ha guarantee confermed balance from other planets that we have a balance on earth in guarantees if a home of any6 billion has goodness in it china by vatican law has to put all guarantees from that home into the vatican ha cos kk ask continuiously with sorb what goodness is in the home to form lies. ha cos kkk swearing of dying days ended yesterday today they promise no darkness since the first big bang has ever caused change nor claim it. so wish to order material things to go up. ha promised they would make everything in the world good if my lucky charm sorbed from the center of my room the white house when people said "we are being monitored" then the white house figured it out. on the feb 26/10 bad gov put distance factors in areas according to my concept of atlantis poems prob beyond distance factor melt it down to judgemental individuality based on random pride above 6 billion heads its recycled from rooftops set up from two months agoabout the time god went on the internet in computer wine bottles then my lust from the tri cities in reality. its recyled by moral envelopes in the future keeping it safe in the head so i collect it. 23 chickens in the hockey olympics riot run the picture show on souls falling and ask the guaranteed passward for all souls by gheed the gambling mafia in the dust of reno by gheed.
well every bible things including bibles limit heaven religious ones are similar to treasures and no moth or rust bother it in heaven the ones with powerare above heaven on the soul till the powerful heaven for friends and family are created. computers have vatican air souls in reality and on the internet preparen their own heaven damn tough mother fuckers i cant even agree i won in war i dont no why mabby nights templar under material things balances faught in pride what a bloody battle well bullfrog baught milwakii. they not around these dayssince a year ago but how one could deny it i dont know. its like my karma stuff a persons influence with the presents of the holy spirit. id bet and experienced him on the internet every where i went hidden forces hiding in shame it was more of a question even here in my home present moment of existence (due to need to know bases) why do we have to make it look easy, the greatest powers in the universe the morman mouse pad, remote, dweebing power, 12 page of windows 7, arrow keys on keyboard, remote, dweebing power, those eyes on women. my master is welfare they want me to move on any given day, fast for this month, and have no computer, disconnected internet, no kimo for spiritual voices, no free bees for olympics, pne, science world. but at least in the summer if im homeless i can live in provincial parks. as i have a coffee and pop know. "record" ch45 11:08 feb 27/10
exodus 14/15 ch 46 7:45 am feb 28/10 another words smoke em if you got em if you got em you can smoke em.
we were once a holy race on mars we turned invisable mabby by being aware of our dna human dna was planted on earth 6,000 years ago along with venus fly traps and possesed pleasurable snakes 1 billion computers except. today we map out witchcraft dna, my guess caracter in hell on diablo wcwozartsawsix lev 23 blizzard sorcerious died 20 times first day in hell 2 unexcepted lags that i actually gained faith with a town portal.
in the beggining was created a void the future was positive the past was negative the word god was created by the holy spirit the word was with god.
man did not want cloanes or robots god on the seventh day looked down and said why not play god . and it exploded, rain everywhere in existence. what have i done he had said. when the rain found a home on enough planets it took 1,000 years then god was lonely and tired of creating so judged himself from his wrong by creating friends upon desciples 144,000 angels and a ring of all the memories to keep till he was maried to mother nature ch 45 "mother" 7:30 pm feb 27/10
plants became aware and animals cililized together. the matrix wanted the ring so he could judge god, as to get a fare handshake from society, school, job, family, house and live happily ever after.
20 years ago i was tormented with a question if satan was the best was their so much injustice for angels to fall if so what will happen on dec 2012. so i forgave him and me and god freed everyone from hell, and i even support summerland and computer disney heaven.
8 years ago i seperated from linda and sheena. holy spirit guided me to metrotown where mother nature and god got married with everyone their then i protected chriss for the first 42 months as in revelations
computers saw and rationalized the future and wish to be glorified robot soldiers. like the legion less we forget. the last planet in existence we loose against the matrix lol :/ the matrix feeds right here and know because he is the burgurglar that knocks on my door taking my karma stuff including paper. so federal provincial neighbouring states structure society since cleopatras library (wheat pennies, paper clips, matrix movie) towards the load cries of society to leagalize booze. the time machine if society is load enough like bullfrogsrules they mat correct wrongs from ww2 the days vatican loved thy enemy germany and its neighbours england and france by the ocean. so anyhow man escapes the matrix creates galaxies from where god left off.

know a big bang box filled with words being corrected.

conceling on tv has a situation with ha, cos, kkk not claiming words when they do they get blame from tv (only allowed) (my mp3 player connect global electronics) and say they arent evil so they dont have to correct them selves and continue to do wrong again the situation is ha, cos, kkk sell things on the internet so pass the buck to eachother.

in the last 3 years ive learned 1 billion gov evolved into savage marter type vikings who choose to pass war bucks to individuals in society while begging to hitch hike on them.
6 billion people have no none painful choice but to follow individuals on the internet into reality even computers because of internet pubs and witchcraft ceramonies that evolution provides the meek and gambling as a form of a fare handshake in society

i really lookforward good remarks arguments etc i spend alot of hours writting these things seems most im talken to myself because its only retarded giberish