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Do you think she has a point? (And the top of her head does not count)

Astrologist sues NASA over comet crash
A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million, local media reported Monday.

NASA deliberately crashed its probe, named Deep Impact, into the Tempel 1 comet to unleash a spray of material formed billions of years ago which scientists hope will shed new light on the composition of the solar system.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday's collision.

A spokeswoman for a Moscow district court said initial preparations for the case were underway but could not say when the hearing would begin. NASA representatives in Moscow were unavailable for comment.

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Original post: Qryztufre

[QUOTE=Marina Bai]$300 million[/QUOTE]
HAHAHARHAR...not a freaken chance...unless of course she can prove that her stars said she was worth even a fraction of that.

[indent]Today's horoscope:
[indent]You would have won the lottery had NASA not crashed a probe into a comet.
[/indent][/indent]Some people are just looney and need to be bashed in the head with a case of fortune cookies. And I think this lady need's her fortune told (if ya get what I'm meaning).
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I don't see every other astrologer out there suing them so obviously she's just wanting the money. If there were a few million astrologists waning to sue then I'd take the case more seriously. She may as well get cranky and sue the universe everytime a galaxy dies or a star goes super nova. NASA did what they did in the intrest of science. I can respect that.

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LMAO!! Just when you think you've heard everything...someone comes up with something else that is totally off the wall. To win a case you have to have solid proof...astrology is an unproven Science...so on and so forth...if it can even be refered to as as science...it's a concept. **Sigh** You never can tell what crazy stuff people are going to try next.

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She does have a point. I think the case is arguable at best but she has a point. What's with blowing up comets? What about MY horoscope?

I'll go and check right now to see if my karmic chain was broken. *taps into the Akasha*

I'm not allowed to tell you guys the answer but I can say that I'm with her all the way.

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[QUOTE=Sud Ram]She does have a point. I think the case is arguable at best but she has a point. What's with blowing up comets? What about MY horoscope?

I'll go and check right now to see if my karmic chain was broken. *taps into the Akasha*

I'm not allowed to tell you guys the answer but I can say that I'm with her all the way.[/QUOTE]
Do I sense a class action suit in the very near future?

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Original post: Kilotonhe><

this is by far the dumbest thing ive heard all day.. atleast it was great for a laugh... dam

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I'm working on blowing up comets onto NASA, I've psychically connected with the russian lady and we've invoqued galactical forces to finally give these pricks a lesson.

don't f*ck with my horoscope man. I mean it.

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Keith Olberman on Countdown ( msnbc ) wondered why she didn't see this coming before it happened :)

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That's beyond the point, even if she did see this coming, NASA wasn't going to let her get in the way.

Comet GOOD
NASA BAAAAAAD

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ImageSOME ENCHANTED EVENING




Countdown was just having fun with the Astrologer.



The B O C poster has nothing to do with this subject. I just like them.. :roll:

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Original post: Rin Daemoko

Oh noes! There's a severed finger in my chili! I mean, there's a NASA spacecraft in my comet!

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Clearly she has a point...the comet was in Uranus.

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Original post: Sud Ram

thank you Mmothra! I forgot that one!

*rotfl*

classics never die.

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I have a lowest common denominator sense of humor.

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