The Drunk / Nonsense Thread

[ElectroConvulsiveJeremy]

I officially declare this to be the thread of nonsensical and at times alcohol et al inspired thread of randomness, whimsy and chaotic rambling.

Today I was allowed to leave work early due to the snow. My journey took me three hours to walk home compared to what is normally a 45 minute, 2 bus journey.
As I approached my humble abode, I decided that I deserved, nay needed, a beer. Beers were brought, songs were sung and shoes were ruined - and here I am, typing like some kind of disenfranchised monkey of misery with a keyboard strapped to it's arse being shoved down an escalator in a sleeping bag - but we've all been there. Shortly I shall open the wine - I cannot promise that what will happen beyond this point will be comprehensible, but I can promise this - I shall drink, and I shall be merry. Yay verily.

[TheSeeker]

Shortly I shall open the wine - I cannot promise that what will happen beyond this point...

Well if you're mixing the Grape and the Grain, I might go so far as to promise you a hangover... [razz]

[Serenitydawn]

and possible puking...or probable [wink]

[Nahemah]

Meh,sometimes it's worth the hangover,lol. [eg]

Tonight I will be mostly doing this...



Oh yeh,babeeee...ankle, wot ankle? .... [crazy] [shock2] [eek]

Heh,Absinthe dissapoint leading to Jager smiles and there is still Green stuff in my near future... [greensmile]

And,check this out,handy help for getting hammered or wot....?.... [geek2]

[Rin]

That giant hammer bottle opener is quite possible the coolest thing I've seen this week.

[ElectroConvulsiveJeremy]

That giant hammer bottle opener is quite possible the coolest thing I've seen this week.

Agreed, I have decided that I need one of those to help enrich my existence.

Shortly I shall open the wine - I cannot promise that what will happen beyond this point...

Well if you're mixing the Grape and the Grain, I might go so far as to promise you a hangover... [razz]

Well my Dad always used to say, "beer then wine is fine, wine then beer oh dear" which is something I have found to be true. As it turned out I didn't make it to the wine and fell asleep for an unnaturally long time. But it was much needed!

[Serenitydawn]

Probably a good thing, if you had gotten to the wine it probably would have been worse than a hangover. [lol]

[ElectroConvulsiveJeremy]

Tonight I am enjoying an evening of Beer and Silent Hill, which leads to my next question. What's everyone's favourite tipple?

Mines an ale - tonight its a few Hobgoblins [thumbup]

*edit that's silent hill the games not the film, the recent one was pap [tongue]

[Stormeye]

Have a long standing relationship with dark spiced rum.

Agree, Silent Hill 2 was a total disappointment [grr]

[TheSeeker]

Currently: absinthe.
Thanks to Nahemah... [greensmile]

[Nahemah]

@The Seeker:



Available on Amazon,lol.It'll match yer other skull nicely.

Absinthe is my all time fave but I'm partial to Jager and whisky too.

[TheSeeker]

Available on Amazon,lol.It'll match yer other skull nicely...

Wot?
The one in me 'ead!?!?
Nah, it's not looking nearly Dark or corrosive enough! [twisted]

What is that stuff, anyweg?
Never mind...
I'll drink it, if you'll drink it! [greensmile]

[Nahemah]

Note to oneself for future reference: youtube tags are not interchangeable with image quotes..ahem. [rolleyes] [blush]

Tonight's mayhem,courtesy of red,red wine and hashish resin.Oh my. [crazy]

The Seeker:

Black Absinthe skull would contrast and complement yer Crystal Vodka skull quite well,doncha think?

I envisage matching candles,in them, on an altar,personally...


Go to Amazon,key it in..and see...[skull absinthe or summat,no commercial linkys in folders rule..ooh err] and see for yersel....


Odonata,wherefore art thou?

Much love...

[TheSeeker]

Black Absinthe skull would contrast and complement yer Crystal Vodka skull quite well,doncha think?
I envisage matching candles,in them, on an altar,personally...

I actually only bought the Crystal Skull vodka because --not only did it come in a funky bottle, but it also came with two little Skully candle holders, and it was 30% off! [cool2]
The only thing is that we found the candle holders actually make better shot glasses.
And then, there's also that whole deep, primordial memory thing about drinking hooch out of a skull that I hafta admit kinda speaks to me...

[Penelope]

Dear, dear, we all drink too much yadda yadda. I am on the wine. It's a food group. It's grapes. That's fruit. That's a food group. It has less calories than beer?

My very favourite tipple changes all the time, but I am a bit partial to high standard golden tequila and cherry brandy. Whiskey usually goes down a treat after 12 years or so.

I like to brew my own and am currently waiting on a sherry. I enjoy living essentially next door to the constabulary and still managing a still in the spare room. [tongue]

[Nahemah]

This thread now has extra sticky goodness all over it,lol.

Courtesy of the Green Elixir of course. [greensmile]

[ElectroConvulsiveJeremy]

This thread now has extra sticky goodness all over it,lol.

Courtesy of the Green Elixir of course. [greensmile]

Huzzah! Long live the green fairy!

I'm on the red wine after a rubbish day at work, I'm declaring it's anthropomorphic equivalent to be the scarlet postman.

[Uman]

This thread now has extra sticky goodness all over it,lol.

Courtesy of the Green Elixir of course. [greensmile]

Huzzah! Long live the green fairy!

I'm on the red wine after a rubbish day at work, I'm declaring it's anthropomorphic equivalent to be the scarlet postman.

I like you! Don't be such a nut buster with your bullshit comparisons..Nobody has a bigger dick than me

[guest]

You guys need to try karsk, the local speciality... all you need is 90% moonshine and coffee.. wusses add sugar. If you want to be classy stirring it with a lighter or your finger is allowed.

[Nahemah]

I like you! Don't be such a nut buster with your bullshit comparisons..Nobody h̶a̶s̶ is a bigger dick than me

Fixed that for ya! [greensmile]

[Nahemah]

You guys need to try karsk, the local speciality... all you need is 90% moonshine and coffee.. wusses add sugar. If you want to be classy stirring it with a lighter or your finger is allowed.

Ooh,sounds lethal. [eek] [crazy]

We had some Raki once that was similarly killer,about 80%.

The coffee adds an extra something,I like that idea.

Iwill never drink Raki again,but what a night! Lol. [greensmile]

[Nahemah]

I like this Scarlet Postman,perhaps he shall bring to me; merry missals from a̶b̶s̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ absinthe fiends..? [grin] [crazy]

[Nahemah]

Yes.

[Stale1]

Just found out that cheap brandy and pirate metal are a wonderful combination.
[grin]

My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
They lurks a treator in our mist
Who haven't vote the captain's ire

He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
but first let's have a little fun

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

[ElectroConvulsiveJeremy]

Crikey I havent been here in ages except for an occasional lurk, and here I am in the troll pit!
Nothing of the occult to report / comment on except for recently getting heavily into the study of runes!
I comment here purely as I am on my 7th ale of the evening! YARRR! (Nod to the above piratey post)
Hope everyone is well?