Found in an archaic tome of tarot divination (not serious)

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Found in an archaic tome of tarot divination (not serious)

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Most Ancient and Arcane Meanings of the Happy Squirrel, Revealed at Last!

Tarot Key: The Happy Squirrel.
Tarot Title: The Lord of the Dance.
Number: Bazillion, or in Roman Numerals, Q.
Hebrew Letter: Shelah.
Meaning of Letter: Eroteme, which the letter directly resembles.
Gematric Value: 23.
Astrology: 2003 UB313.
Qabalistic Intelligence: The Un.
Human Faculty: Scratching.
Cube of Space: 5 steps outside of cube.
Musical Note: 92 cents below lowest E♭.
Color: Octarine.
Upright Meaning: Vague and Mysterious.
Reversed Meaning: Blatant and Obvious.
Proper Design of Trump: The messenger Ratatoskr perches upon a branch of Yggdrasil. A faint smile plays on his fuzzy lips. Clutched in his hands is the seed of a mighty oak, from parts unknown. Beneath Ratatoskr is a gilded pome, not from the fair Goddess of Youth Idunn, but from a land far to the south. Engraved upon the fruit are two words in a language that can only be translated by either the most soporific of the intelligentsia, or by the swarthy men and women who serve delicious cuts of lamb with olives.
Half-assed pun about the arcane.

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"He lived his words, spoke his own actions and his story and the story of the world ran parallel."

Sartre speaking of Che Guevara.

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